Smut FanFic And Erotic Author 🖊 Mortal Kombat, Cats, and Halloween 🎃 I would put a ring on Kabal ♥️ Formally Known As "ImAKuaiBaby"
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He became my boyfriend 🤗 Strangers to Lovers Trope 😂
My work van broke while I was driving it on a busy street. I needed to go home after that. A co worker stopped to help me because “I saw you crying in your van and I couldn’t just leave you here.” Was sweet of him and he helped me get someone to get the van back to the warehouse. I said I wanted to quit this morning and part of me thinks this is a sign.
#funny#relationships#boyfriend#if I got nothing out of working for Amazon at least I got him#strangers to lovers
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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths
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The hardest thing about this divorce…. Losing my cats.
I legit cry almost everyday. I miss them so much. I was supposed to get them but she’s pretty much holding them and there is nothing on paper so I can’t do anything. If I make a stink my divorce will just last longer and they will make us separate them. They are bonded. I literally cannot do anything.
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My soon to be ex wife ruined my life. I took back my life and now she wants to ruin it more. She’s telling people I cheated on her which never happened. She wrecked my finances, was constantly mean to me, yet I’m being painted as the bad guy. I’m not innocent but I was overall good to her and it was rarely equal. She won’t even let me know how our cats are doing, which i temporarily left with her so she wasn’t alone and because the boy cat loves her to heck and back. She knew it was a short term arrangement.
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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.
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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths
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Toolshed
Hooters girl requirements
Jack Noble Killer
Signs of a psychopath
Perfect nipples
Mustard skittles
Octopus dick throwing
What is the boiling frog method
Biggest human penis
Mad rooster
Savage burrito
Nipple oranges
Hypersomnia
Nephilim in Miami
Here chicky chicky
The bog king
Is Nalgene safe
My searches are pretty wild honestly
Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history
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Something about the Bad Batch I’ve been thinking about. So, like, Rex, Cody, and other regs are carbon copies of Jengo. As a result they look identical. Beautiful golden honey skin, thick and dark hair. Etc.
But the Batch all are different. Varying skin tones, different noses, other eyes colors. Even Omega is different with her blonde hair. I’m pretty convinced irl they would look more like brothers than twins.
I know they have altered genes. But by just tweaking things on a clinical level they would likely look closer. But you can’t look at Hunter or Crosshair’s nose and tell me it’s nothing more than a genetic tweak. Whose genes were used to create their special abilities? Because I feel like they took Jengo’s DNA and added someone else’s with the desired traits.
It’s just a theory, but with such large cosmetic differences it seems plausible they each have a second genetic donor.
Idk.
#fanfiction#bad batch#the bad batch#tbb hunter#tbb crosshair#tbb tech#tbb omega#tbb wrecker#tbb echo#captain rex#commander cody#starwars
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Dashing for money right now. Grown man looked me dead ass in the eye and sprinted in front of my car. Then just stopped there! Two feet from hitting him from his dumb actions and he just stood and stared. Wtf?!
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