thiefofspoons

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bread too thick to fit in toaster

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im stealing the.

WHY DO MY SPOONS KEEP BREAKING

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i have a cd of the tailor of Gloucester and i still listen to it every year

but where is the tale of Mrs. Tittlemouse and my true favourite, the tale of Johnny Town-Mouse?

I firmly believe that your favorite Beatrix Potter story was formative and says something about you as a person. (Tailor of Gloucester for me)

If I left your favorite out leave it in the comments/tags, I’m genuinely curious about people’s answers

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broken glasses fixed with duct tape

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*mumbles about carbohydrates and reaction mechanisms in their sleep

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its an angel. they r watching

Jim Pavelec

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atrocious amounts of whipped cream in my coffee

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got a dagger in stead of spoon for the occasion

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doing my very best not to go feral today

im restraining myself from jumping out of this train and going on a journey of chaos and violence

and my goodness i wanna bite someone or something

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I love your header! It's adorable! Frogs in backpacks is something I didn't know I needed in my life. May I ask who painted it?

i did! here, have a frog with a top hat too

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i am just a creature, what do you mean academic succes??

do smt with my life? is petting moss not enough purpose?

i am just a girl i should not have to “fulfill my course requirements” to get a “degree” what kind of a society is this anyway

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no is dustbunny

Source

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i am so happy to know this. i want a kitten sized bumble bee pet

question for any entomologists out there: if bumblebees were of a comparable size to, say, a kitten, would they enjoy resting in my lap while i gently comb their fuzz with a barbie brush? i know that i would enjoy that but i hope they would as well.

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happy to announce i got two more spoons in the past week

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why do you keep the rotten flower?

why dont you throw it out?

the roots, you say

life is still there

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i made 125 heart shaped cookies

im pretty pleased with myself rn