thewarriorprincessinthefield
The Warrior Princess In The Almond Field
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She-Bi// Attempts to writing// Spanish Language//Sherlock-YoI-Tolkien 
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i have no further explanations
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anywayyy reblogs appreciated 🤭
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we have to bring back art deco like right now
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A little PSA for people who use AO3…
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Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.
It’s a really long time guys.
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made a uquiz to figure out what your basic assumption about the world is
what is the truth at the center of your universe?
there's 8 possible results and no song lyric or pop culture questions, enjoy
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Tantrums.
Suki: *throwing a tantrum*
Kiri: *watching*
Suki: ugghhh! Ahhh! *screams*
Kiri: you done?
Suki: Daddy! I want-
Kiri: no no no
Suki: *sniffles*
Kiri: breath in
Suki: *inhales*
Kiri: breath out
Suki: *exhales*
Kiri: one more time
Suki: *repeats*
Kiri: better?
Suki: yeah
Kiri: now ask me, kindly.
Suki: where's papa?
Kiri: he's at work, princess. He'll be back soon so why don't we make him something for when he gets back?
Suki: cookies!!
Kiri: yeah okay
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Baku: I'm back!
Kiri: hey baby, how was-
Baku: stupid fucking Deku! Again! Little shit got in my way! Again!
Kiri: -work
Baku: UGGGH! I swear to god one of these days I'm gonna take that nerd and fucking-
Kiri: you done?
Baku: no I'm not done!
Kiri: Katsuki you're acting like a child, I can't kiss you hello till you calm down and grow up.
Baku: but I-
Kiri: breathe in
Baku: *inhales*
Kiri: breathe out
Baku: *exhales*
Kiri: and again
Baku: *repeats*
Kiri: better?
Baku: a little
Kiri: good boy. now kiss me and tell me how your day went, calmly.
Baku: *kiss*
Kiri: *kiss* how was your day, baby?
Baku: it was fine, Deku supported me through the whole thing and I'm grateful for his friendship.
Kiri: such a good boy
Baku: *whines* Eiiii
Kiri: not now baby, we have a daughter to take care of but I'll play with you later, mkay?
Baku: okay
Kiri: okay?
Baku: okay daddy
Kiri: good boy- SUKI GUESS WHO'S-
Suki: *running* PAPA! YOU'RE BACK! YOU'RE BACK! I made you cookies!
Baku: thanks kid, miss me that much huh?
Suki: cuz I love you
Baku: I love you too
Suki: I know. Who wouldn't?
Baku: that's my girl!
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You waited. And here we see Crowley and Aziraphale, inside the bookshop talking to... well, that would be telling. Welcome to Season 2. This time it's ineffable.
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NEW JOHNLOCK FIC: 'A Bit... You Know.'
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Excerpt:
“How people can live like this is beyond me,” the man continued, running an experimental finger up the edge of the doorframe and then flicking whatever he found there from his fingers. 
“Yeah, well, he isn’t, is he?” John said matter-of-factly as he stood up. “He’s dead - bit of a poor show critiquing his decorating choices, don’t you think?”
“Oh, honey, this,” and here the man twirled just his index finger yet still managed to encompass the whole room, “is not ‘decorating’. This is a crime - and I’m not talking about the murder.”
Despite himself, John chuckled. The new officer smirked, twisting his lips and nodding as if to say, you know I’m right.
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First chapter out now (1/10): 'A Bit... You Know.' John and Sherlock meet a group of people who live their lives loudly, authentically and with PRIDE; causing both of them to question who they are - to themselves, and to each other 💜 Read it here:
This is a gift for @heyblinken for FTH2021 - enjoy 🥰
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Vestido croma:
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ok but what if
the tolkien dwarves invented the printing press
give me that fic
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U can just buy it
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This is so true!!!
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not mine but hilarious
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I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
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there is a tendency with history, i think, because we're so far removed from it, to kind of forget that all of the people were people
a child 10,000 years ago left a handprint on a wall. they were fingerpainting. a viking climbs up a rock just to carve the words "this is very high" 10ft off the ground. somebody centuries... milennia... ago burned their dinner so thoroughly that they buried the ruined pot in the backyard rather than attempt to clean it. shakespeare got drunk and wrote dick jokes. tutankhamun was a little boy who liked ducks more than anything. a roman carves his name into a monument in another country saying "i was here". a prisoner, centuries ago, in the tower of london scratches lines into the wall as a tally marking the days. a medieval monk scrawls in the margins bemoaning the boredom of his work.
every human being across history has said "i was here. i lived. i loved. i made something. i laughed. i cried. please do not forget me"
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