thethiefever

[thethiefever]

MERRY SMISSMAS!

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Mod's headcanons for Thief's life at the end of the comics

Definitely became an adult during that time. Probably needed help getting on their feet, though.

Couldn't spend their whole life stealing stuff, so now they work odd jobs and complain about capitalism.

Trying to get an education so she can become something more than just an errand boy.

Not sure what she wants to study yet, but she's pretty interested in history.

Actively tries to get other kids off the streets. She's not old enough to foster yet, but every opportunity he gets, he's helping kids in situations like he was in with getting the resources they need to survive by legal means.

Keeps close contact with the rest of the team. Sees them as the first people to ever actually care about her, so they're pretty important to them. Since they have no other family, they usually drop by with other teammates for Christmas and other holidays.

Overall pretty successful so far. They're still working themselves to the bone and being consumed by capitalism and the rat race, but it's a step up from petty theft and homelessness.

[thethiefever]

The ending of the TF2 comics ow owie owww ouch ouchie

[thethiefever]

Oh.

Oh hell yeah! Next time Engie or Spy try to ground me, I'm pulling that card. Victory is mine!

Hey Ms. P, I keep seeing a lot of asks calling you 'mom' and shit and you saying you're not their mom, but what am I supposed to call you then if you're not my mom but you signed the adoption papers?

... You did sign the adoption papers, right?

~ @thethiefever

...no. I didn't. I make sure I read every paper on my desk carefully, and I am not going to sign any adoption papers. I am far to young to be a mom.

[thethiefever]

Wait, wait! So you're telling me y'all just dragged me off the streets illegally? I have no legal guardian? I thought Admin said something about me being here as part of a "loving family" or something.

Hey Ms. P, I keep seeing a lot of asks calling you 'mom' and shit and you saying you're not their mom, but what am I supposed to call you then if you're not my mom but you signed the adoption papers?

... You did sign the adoption papers, right?

~ @thethiefever

...no. I didn't. I make sure I read every paper on my desk carefully, and I am not going to sign any adoption papers. I am far to young to be a mom.

[thethiefever]

... Might be a bit late for that.

Hey Miss P! Would you be mad if I hypothetically stole a turkey for the team? Like, hypothetically, a whole live turkey? Hypothetically?

@thethiefever

...where on Earth are you stealing a live Turkey from?

You're welcome to catch a wild turkey, that's not stealing. If it's from a zoo... please refrain from that. I'd have to fill out paperwork.

[thethiefever]

"Your credit card? Sorry, haven't seen it."

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Hey hey hey! Name's Jaimie Thief, Mann CO's wittiest addition to the team! Nobody ever suspects a teenager of theft, which is why I'm here!

Since it seems like the whole team (and apparently teams from alternate realities?) is setting up stuff like this, I figured I might as well join so I can feel like I'm part of the group instead of some weird kid they fished up off the streets in Cali. My pronouns are they/he/she (hell yeah, we got em all!) and I like crafting little things and playing pranks when I'm not out stealing shit. Come say hi!

Oh, and BLU team, keep out! I play for RED fair and square! Did you sign the adoption papers? No. No you didn't.

Rules:

NO NSFW. Both the mod and the character are minors (17).

Adults who would prefer not to interact with minors, you are responsible for your actions if you initiate interaction with this blog! I'll do my part and you'll do yours.

No bigotry.

No proshippers.

Please be warned that Thief's backstory contains themes of child neglect, crime, divorce, parental death, abandonment, violence, and homelessness.

Appearance:

Background:

You don't get to know that yet. What are ya, a fucking cop?!

Trivia:

A rat bit me once when I was five.

I take notes on EVERYTHING. Good luck hiding shit from me!

Theme Song:

Tags:

#🐀 packrat ramblings - Jaimie posts whatever

#💰 info - Lore posts

#💵 interrogation chamber - Responses to asks

#🪙 the team - Anything relating to canon characters or other OCS

#🗒�� mod shit - Mod does mod stuff

#🚨 future heists - Things regarding post-comic Jamie