#🚨 future heists

[thethiefever]

"Your credit card? Sorry, haven't seen it."

💵💰🐀💰💵

Hey hey hey! Name's Jaimie Thief, Mann CO's wittiest addition to the team! Nobody ever suspects a teenager of theft, which is why I'm here!

Since it seems like the whole team (and apparently teams from alternate realities?) is setting up stuff like this, I figured I might as well join so I can feel like I'm part of the group instead of some weird kid they fished up off the streets in Cali. My pronouns are they/he/she (hell yeah, we got em all!) and I like crafting little things and playing pranks when I'm not out stealing shit. Come say hi!

Oh, and BLU team, keep out! I play for RED fair and square! Did you sign the adoption papers? No. No you didn't.

Rules:

NO NSFW. Both the mod and the character are minors (17).

Adults who would prefer not to interact with minors, you are responsible for your actions if you initiate interaction with this blog! I'll do my part and you'll do yours.

No bigotry.

No proshippers.

Please be warned that Thief's backstory contains themes of child neglect, crime, divorce, parental death, abandonment, violence, and homelessness.

Appearance:

Background:

You don't get to know that yet. What are ya, a fucking cop?!

Trivia:

A rat bit me once when I was five.

I take notes on EVERYTHING. Good luck hiding shit from me!

Theme Song:

Tags:

#🐀 packrat ramblings - Jaimie posts whatever

#💰 info - Lore posts

#💵 interrogation chamber - Responses to asks

#🪙 the team - Anything relating to canon characters or other OCS

#🗒️ mod shit - Mod does mod stuff

#🚨 future heists - Things regarding post-comic Jamie

[cutieln4]

London Boy | LN4 smau

lando norris x verstappen!reader

summary: in which max unknowingly introduces his sister to her future boyfriend

fc: olivia rodrigo

y/nverstappen

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y/nverstappen i stole max’s cat, don’t tell him

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username1 aww so cute

username2 when are you coming to another race!

maxverstappen1 😑

y/nverstappen i thought i blocked you??

maxverstappen1 Give me Sassy back.

username3 lando in the likes⁉️⁉️

username4 bro chill, he’s literally friends with max

danielricciardo so the heist plan is in motion. perfect.

y/nverstappen he doesn’t suspect a thing😈

y/nverstappen

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y/nverstappen i had the best time exploring england with the best guide! congrats bro on the win🥳

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landonorris it was lovely showing you around😊

maxverstappen1 no

username1 wait wdym lando showed her around england???

username2 the better verstappen fr

username3 the outfits slay

danielricciardo Nice seeing you again y/n/n!

y/nverstappen my favorite brother🫶

maxverstappen1 I’m right here?? And you’re not even related?

username4 her hair literally always looks good

lilymhe gorgeous girl

y/nverstappen ilysm babe lemme visit you

alex_albon that’s literally my gf???

y/nverstappen lily never let your boyfriend get in the way of finding your future wife

lilymhe you’re so right babe

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username1 babe what about us??? what about the kids??

danielricciardo 🤨

username2 is this a soft launch

username3 NOOOOO THAT SHOULD BE ME😭

username4 who is that????

y/nverstappen i had a fun time hanging out today!🥰

y/nverstappen

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danielricciardo hmm, interesting

username1 what do you know??

username2 uh girl you got something to tell us?

username3 she doesn’t owe you anything, get out of her business

username4 oh i just KNOW max is fuming💀

maxverstappen1 Y/n who is that

maxverstappen1 Is that a boy

maxverstappen1 Y/n answer my texts

username5 oooh someone’s not happy

username6 that food looks good asf

username7 outfit always serves

y/nverstappen posted a story

landonorris

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landonorris home is wherever i’m with you

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username1 sobbing, hyperventilating, throwing up

username2 nah the caption, that is so fricking adorable

danielricciardo aww i knew you were a big softie

georgerussell63 did you pay someone to take that picture with you😂

landonorris haha very funny mate

username3 god, i’ve seen what you’ve done for others🙏

f1gossip

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f1gossip 🚨🚨Lando Norris spotted with mystery girl over summer break, sources say it could be Max Verstappen’s sister, Y/n

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username1 i literally knew it and you all doubted me😑

username2 chill out, it’s still not confirmed

username3 we can’t even see her face

username4 OMG???????

username5 oh max is DEFINITELY pushing lando off the track in zandvoort

username6 sources: my delusions

username7 y’all we lost a good one😣 (y/n not lando)

username8 you’re so real cause she’s gorgeous

username9 nah cause why is this actually so freaking cute, like omg the way he is smiling at her🤭🫠

username10 HAND PLACEMENT???

username11 max is gonna chop off lando’s hands

username12 i’d pay good money to see the text messages

y/nverstappen

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y/nverstappen in a world of boys, he's a gentlemen

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username1 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

username2 this is so adorable! (i'm sleeping on the highway tonight)

landonorris you’re my everything💞💞

username3 y'all owe me an apology, i KNEW it

maxverstappen1 If you're happy, I'm happy

username4 you're definitely being forced to say this

username5 boyfriend lando is everything🥺

username6 they look so happy

username7 i’m balling my eyes out

kellypiquet you guys are adorable🩷

y/nverstappen thanks for talking max down😁

landonorris

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landonorris got love-struck, went straight to my head

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username1 the matching captions omg

y/nverstappen i love you baby❤️

maxverstappen1 🤮🤮

danielricciardo I KNEW IT @.carlossainz55 you owe me 50 bucks

carlossainz55 damn it

landonorris YOU HAD A BET???

oscarpiastri yes

charles_leclerc yes

georgerussell63 yes

alex_albon yes

maxverstappen1 YOU ALL HAD A BET AND DIDNT TELL ME?

maxfewtrell she's good for you, mate🤍

maxverstappen1 remember what i told you🙂

username2 oh! this definitely isn’t threatening at all

landonorris i will😰

y/nverstappen max emilian verstappen what did you tell him?

username3 this😭is😭so😭adorable😭

username4 bro is getting pushed into the barrier next race fs

username5 the IT couple

[bluezey]

[Spanish]

🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨: Here's a first look at the concept art of Looney Tunes' cancelled film 'Pepe Le Pew: City of Lights'. Announced in 2010, the hybrid real-action film starred Mike Myers as the titular skunk in a "60s-style French heist."

I think what upsets me more is we were robbed of the return of Michigan J Frog, and it sounds like this movie could have been Puss In Boots but he's a French skunk and an Ocean's Eleven bank heist mastermind, and that sounds friggin awesome!

Imagine if this happened and got so popular that we got a crossover between Pepe Le Pew and Puss In Boots! We got robbed of that future, man!

[ailtrahq]

Some 5,000 ETH, worth over $8.2 million, have been moved from a wallet address associated with the FTX hacker. This development marks the first time assets have been transferred out of the hacker’s wallet following the exploit about a year ago. FTX Hacker Moves 5,000 ETH, Spot On Chain Reveals Marked as one the biggest crypto heists ever, the now-defunct FTX exchange suffered a loss of over $600 million through an hack in November 2022, a few hours after filing for bankruptcy.  According to the on-chain analytics platform Spot On Chain, the FTX exploiter has now transferred 5,000 ETH in two transactions, moving 2,500 ETH to two separate wallets with a space of two hours between both transactions.  🚨🚨 FTX Exploiter 0x3e957 just moved 2500 $ETH ($4.2M) to new addresses This is the first time the address has been active since the hack 10 months ago. The address still holds 12.5K $ETH Follow the next actions via our platform at pic.twitter.com/yl2NnMwaqW — Spot On Chain (@spotonchain) September 30, 2023 Spot on Chain further revealed that following the first transaction, the hacker moved 700 ETH through the Thorchain Router and 1,200 ETH through the DeFi wallet Railgun, both crypto projects that are lauded for their privacy-focused features. Aside from the origin of these transferred assets, the movements of the FTX exploiter have drawn much attention due to a key development in the crypto space, with many enthusiasts and analysts now speculating on a possible market sell-off.  Could FTX Hacker Be Planning A Sell-Off As Ether Futures ETF Launch Nears? This week, reports swelled that the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) was looking to clear some Ether futures ETH for launch next week ahead of a possible government shutdown. These reports picked up more steam in less than a day when the VanEck Investment firm announced plans to soon launch an Ether futures ETH, named the VanEck Ethereum Strategy ETF.  However, Valkyrie Investments, who had been tipped to be the forerunner for the SEC’s approval, finally won the race, securing the commission’s green light to launch the first-ever Ether futures ETF in the US.  Following the official launch of an Ether futures ETF, there is likely a massive positive effect on ETH price movement. Just in the last two days of similar positive news around this investment fund, the second-largest cryptocurrency already rose by 4%, based on data from CoinMarketCap.  Now, the recent token transfers by the FTX hacker are usually associated with an impending sell action. Thus, there is a possibility that this bad actor could be planning to take profit from the potential ETH price surge, which could be generated from the launch of ETH futures ETF.  Such selling action is a common practice by crypto whales and is known to induce a bearish trend, which could be dangerous for small traders.  At the time of writing, ETH trades at $1,677, with a 5.77% gain in the last day. Meanwhile, the token’s daily trading volume is down by 44.35% and valued at $3.8 billion.  ETH trading at $1,675.57 on the hourly chart | Source: ETHUSDT chart on Tradingview.com

[thethiefever]

Mod's headcanons for Thief's life at the end of the comics

Definitely became an adult during that time. Probably needed help getting on their feet, though.

Couldn't spend their whole life stealing stuff, so now they work odd jobs and complain about capitalism.

Trying to get an education so she can become something more than just an errand boy.

Not sure what she wants to study yet, but she's pretty interested in history.

Actively tries to get other kids off the streets. She's not old enough to foster yet, but every opportunity he gets, he's helping kids in situations like he was in with getting the resources they need to survive by legal means.

Keeps close contact with the rest of the team. Sees them as the first people to ever actually care about her, so they're pretty important to them. Since they have no other family, they usually drop by with other teammates for Christmas and other holidays.

Overall pretty successful so far. They're still working themselves to the bone and being consumed by capitalism and the rat race, but it's a step up from petty theft and homelessness.