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Theory:

Next season will be a Benedict/Eloise dual season.

Evidence:

None, I just want to see them

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The Queen: “Everyone who’s not a Bridgerton leave the room”

Everyone: “Fine, whatever”

Lady Danbury: well clearly this doesn’t apply to me

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Late to the party, idk, but I think one of the reasons why season 3a feels so off is that it is so cramped with b and c plots (which I don’t mind, that’s how the show works) but none of those plots are leading up to next season

Like, in season 1 we had Anthony and the singer’s plot line and then ofc polin has been so over shadowed from both season 1 & 2 but like, is it going to be Benedict’s season next? I don’t think the writers even know what their doing with them so no. Maybe it’ll be Eloise? Except I think it would make so much more sense if she starts getting letters from Phillip during the season before hers so no, not her.

Honestly the only other sibling they’ve set up for their season is Francesca and if you know what happens in her book then we kinda need a couple of seasons between her marriage and her season.

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Congrats on having 700 notes and already getting plagiarised by Pinterest lmaoo

As the Martian takes place in 2035 and Mark Watney is in his early 30s, late 20s... he's a confirmed Gen Z. At least now we know why he's like that.

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Yooo no joke it cause my depression too lmao

You can tell who was a Voltron fan in their teens by a distinct dead hopeless look in their eyes

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Ravens in AFTG be like:

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Two sign memes in one day! Wow!

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Patrician, sir. I'm usually not a stickler for the exact definition of words, but we need to talk about your use of the word "Quick".

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Light in both of the two Death Note fanfics I have read:

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It was karmic retribution. The series hated the idea of him being happy so much it had to loop but around in order to not break the little bastard

Thomas Barrow is such a funny character, it’s like, man wants job security, proceeds to go about attempting to secure his job and land promotions in ways that will ensure his prompt termination. Somehow against all odds he continues to be rehired/accidentally promoted to everyone’s disbelief, including his own. Some suspect divine intervention is involved.

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The amount of shock I had rewatching the first episode of Downton for the first time since 2017/18 and seeing Mr Daredevil himself just being the most awful person

The Duke of Crowborough + text posts

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I said what I said

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When you want Netflix/Amazon/Anyone to make an AFTG show you start to write the start of the script for them

(Opening shots of Exy. Bodies smashing against each other. Someone being knocked over and getting mud splashed on them and immediately getting up. Ball gets thrown into the goal.)*

(Harsh cuts from the act to the bleachers where the game is obviously over)

(First shot of Neil: his mud covered feet dangling lazily off the bleachers, one of the soles of his shoe is obviously coming off and Neil keeps moving his toes so that the sole keeps hitting his foot.)

(Shot of the field being packed up by the students. It is quiet, save for a distant chatter of families and Exy players.)

(Cuts to a lighter and a cigarette being lit as the camera follows the cigarette to Neil’s mouth and zooms out to include Neil’s eyes)

[A steady drum beat starts and continues to get fast–]**

(As Neil breaths in, he closes his eyes and the screen flickers, flashes fire and his mother, his own face horrified, covered in soot being compared to his current face. All in time with the sound)

[Mary’s words echo in the background, distorted but fighting for control over the drums. Everything keeps exhilarating, getting faster]

[–Until–]

Coach Hernandez: “I didn't see your parents at the game”

(Drums stop and camera moves out of focus of Neil’s face to reveal Hernandez standing next to him)

(Neil breathes out annoyed)

Neil Josten: “They're out of town”

Coach Hernandez: “Still or again?”

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* [Good point to show the credits there] [Whatever music is playing in the background will be a tone setter but I can imagine anything from the Joker cello’s playing over top to Cherry Bomb so take that as you will]

** (This drum beat is a broken down version of Neil’s main lemotif which is basically Run Boy Run in my head)

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Damn bitch, you caught me

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None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.