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i'm abt halfway through season 1 of tma (i think?) and i just wanted to say it's so fucking funny how jon puts his whole archivussy into voice-acting every story, then after 20 minutes of stellar in-character acting he just goes "well that was fucking stupid innit, seek psychiatric help lmfaoo" and ends the episode

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God, could you imagine if more of Gertrude’s assistants lived and worked together?

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“Just takes one stubborn heir to freak out about the truth, and the whole thing comes crashing down.”

📖🔥

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fist fight for who can serve more cunt right NOW

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let's rest for a minute

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Hadestown au perchance

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Fave martin blackwood things:

- lied about a MASTERS in PARAPSYCHOLOGY in his cv. why did he choose such a niche study like how many jobs could that even get you

- writes the most terrible poetry you’ve ever heard (said with love) and plays background music while recording it onto a tape recorder for the vibes

- when encountering a terrifying worm lady that tries to add you to her flesh hive, he MAKES SURE to keep some of her worms just so he can stick it in his bosses face

-the rudest guy in the world (said boss) does one nice thing for him that he didn’t expect and he immediately falls in love (this is real to me ok let me have this)

-wears video game shirts to work

-goes on rants about spiders importance to the ecosystem to a guy with the worst arachnophobia ever

-hides CO2 cans so that ‘the worms don’t find it’

-forces his boss to go on lunch dates with him so he doesn’t completely lose it to paranoia

-walked into his bosses office, found a DEAD BODY THAT WAS DEFINITELY MURDERED, and all he says is “oh jon 😕😕”

-has practically the same reaction later on when someone tells him his boss compelled them to relive their worst trauma

-gets told the guy he’s been in love with for multiple years treats him horribly and goes “yeah and”

-outsmarted an avatar of the lonely despite being in a horrible depressive episode with no contact to anyone else

-manages to make peter fully believe he’s dedicated to the lonely even as his crush of many many years is practically confessing his love at every interaction

s5 martin is my favourite id need a whole extra post for him loml

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Around season 3

Jon knows he's changed a lot.

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Statement ends

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man hasn't slept in 15 years straight

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this is a spider's world and we're just living in it

spider names:

and no Jon cannot actually tell them apart

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my favorite thing about tma/tmagp is its great diversity. tma was filled to the brim with sopping wet cat men. pathetic failure men. but not a ton of sopping wet cat women.

thankfully the magnus protocol has fixed this by being absolutely full of sopping wet beautiful pathetic cats of women.

this is the kind of diverse representation we need.

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pretty normal podcast listening experience i think,

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chat are we seeing this

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What is Star Wars if not a story about parents and their babies? (Both the tragedy and hope of that)

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Jon wth that's so RUDE