thesecondndbestesper

[thesecondndbestesper]

I’m so glad I can’t see this.

HELLO TUMBLR, YOUR SPIRITUAL SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED!

My name is REIGEN ARATAKA, famously known as The Star of the Paranormal World and The Greatest Psychic of the 21st Century!

I have lived in Seasoning City nearly my entire adult life and throughout it all I noticed a lack of genuine humanity across the esper community. From terribly over priced consulation fees to disappointing exorcism results, I've taken upon myself to provide the service the commonwealth has lacked! As an esper myself, I've devoted my time, money, and LIFE to serving the general public and tackling their toughest paranomal predicaments in astoundingly affordable and performative ways!!

That being said I began my business ✨️SPIRITS N' SUCH CONSULATION OFFICE✨️ (patent pending, circa 2008)!

CONTACT ME FOR ALL YOUR SPIRTUAL NEEDS AT spiritsnsuch.com.

Our website offers many incredible features, including:

Customer testimony and reviews!

Consultation reports of previous jobs!

A full compiled list of contact information!

Biographies on all of our current employees!

All of our mission statements!

An easily navigatable and eyecatching format!

AND MUCH MORE!!

BEYOND OUR WEBSITE, WE'D LIKE TO ESTATICALLY INTRODUCE OUR NEW, HIGHLY INTERACTIVE BLOG! PLEASE SEND US YOUR NAGGING QUESTIONS AND EXORCISIM REQUESTS! THEY WILL ALL BE ANSWERED BY I, REIGEN ARATAKA.

REIGEN ARATAKA

30 (Oct. 10, 1983) ☆ Libra ☆ Psychic / Esper

CEO of Spirits N' Such

Specializes in many beyond-the-veil arts including (but not limited to): exorcism, communication with the dead, and curse crushing (both in person and digitally).

EXORCISM RATES

OPTION A - TRIAL COURSE: ¥3,980

OPTION B - SERIOUS COURSE: ¥8980

OPTION C - ALL-OUT COURSE: ¥19,880

**Consulation fees are depedent on consulation context. Discounts applicable (visit website).**

EMPLOYEES / PUPILS

Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama ☆ 影山 茂夫 ☆ @

Katsuya Serizawa ☆ 芹沢克也 ☆ @

Kurata Tome ☆ 暗田トメ ☆ @al13n-upr1s1ng

references:

https://www.tumblr.com/dad-reigen/185238477496/its-implied-that-reigen-is-just-squeaking-by-but

wiki page

https://spiritsandsuch.lol/

[thesecondndbestesper]

just read your little ooc intro and personally i think there's no reason to be scared if you come across as mean, cause like why would someone interact if they want ryo shimazaki of all people to be nice to them?? plus its reeaalllyy fun bullying people without worrying they'll take it personally... so make a field day out of it gang!!!!! idk i just think it'd be a shame if you quit without having any real fun with it first sorry if some of this just like.. doesnt make sense im too tired to care eheh :p

OOC//

Thank you! I’ve gotten used to being rude! That sounds so horrible but I have! I just found it very hard to be mean at first. Personally, I’m more like mob then shimazaki so I struggled, but I love it now! Thanks for the kind words, you’re so nice😭🙏

[thesecondndbestesper]

you should try shining a really strong light in your eyes to see if you can see it

Oh! That’s not…a bad idea! I just kidding. I wouldn’t do that!

Does anyone have a flashlight I could borrow? A very bright one…?

[thesecondndbestesper]

ryo you’re so cutie patootie…

Hey, thanks! I don’t know why there’s so many dots at the end. It’s giving me weird vibes…

[thesecondndbestesper]

RYO do you like red velvet cake ? you look like you do

I actually do like red velvet cake! It’s just tastes like chocolate. Especially since I can’t see the red.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Where did everyone go?

[thesecondndbestesper]

Evil gang😈

Evil gang😈

- @josofthegov

Joseph,

Hilarious. The constant reuse of this unfunny joke really is hilarious.

I'm not regarding this.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Teleport you to Point Nemo!

Ryo. I’m sorry. Teleport to me now and I’ll give you a hug, be a brat and sulk for another hour before and I’ll break your shins. Okay, that sounded horrible. I’m sorry Ryo. It was a curse. Forgive me?

- @tsu-qigong

Yeah I forgive you Tsu-Tsu. I just like being petty but drama isn’t fun when I’m part of it. Be there in a minute.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Fine. I’m happy but I think I deserve to get my pay back!

Ryo. I’m sorry. Teleport to me now and I’ll give you a hug, be a brat and sulk for another hour before and I’ll break your shins. Okay, that sounded horrible. I’m sorry Ryo. It was a curse. Forgive me?

- @tsu-qigong

Yeah I forgive you Tsu-Tsu. I just like being petty but drama isn’t fun when I’m part of it. Be there in a minute.

[thesecondndbestesper]

I might retract my statement if you call me salty again.😒

Ryo. I’m sorry. Teleport to me now and I’ll give you a hug, be a brat and sulk for another hour before and I’ll break your shins. Okay, that sounded horrible. I’m sorry Ryo. It was a curse. Forgive me?

- @tsu-qigong

Yeah I forgive you Tsu-Tsu. I just like being petty but drama isn’t fun when I’m part of it. Be there in a minute.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Ryo. I’m sorry. Teleport to me now and I’ll give you a hug, be a brat and sulk for another hour before and I’ll break your shins. Okay, that sounded horrible. I’m sorry Ryo. It was a curse. Forgive me?

- @tsu-qigong

Yeah I forgive you Tsu-Tsu. I just like being petty but drama isn’t fun when I’m part of it. Be there in a minute.

[thesecondndbestesper]

happy valentine’s day to the prettiest esper to ever grace this planet

I’m giggling and kicking my feet. Glad my beauty is appreciated!😮‍💨

[thesecondndbestesper]

I know I’m an ass but she didn’t have to be that mean.😢

[thesecondndbestesper]

Talk about a punch to the gut. I see how it is Tsuchiya.🤧

*curses you so you have to be mean for the next 24 hours*

Hey, WAIT-

Jeez. The audacity of some people. Daring to spar with me only to give me something like this, and on anon? Give yourself some dignity and show your face.

[thesecondndbestesper]

Damn Tsu-Tsu.☹️

*curses you so you have to be mean for the next 24 hours*

Hey, WAIT-

Jeez. The audacity of some people. Daring to spar with me only to give me something like this, and on anon? Give yourself some dignity and show your face.

[thesecondndbestesper]

So she’s not any different than how she originally is? What a useless curse.😒

*curses you so you have to be mean for the next 24 hours*

Hey, WAIT-

Jeez. The audacity of some people. Daring to spar with me only to give me something like this, and on anon? Give yourself some dignity and show your face.

[thesecondndbestesper]

//OOC: BOOM SHAKALAKA I LOVE YOUR ART!!!

I had to get that out of my system

you drew mogami but can you draw Shimazaki, if mogami's fanart tag is a dire, imagine Shimazaki. all four of us are starving

I'm doing God's work filling these tags.

Come get your food pspspspspsps