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SPOTTED: TROUBLE IN PARADISE? OR SHOULD WE SAY THE HAMPTONS

This past week has been full of tips send into us by party goers and onlookers alike that we are having trouble keeping up with all of you. As anyone with a twitter - or ears - would know, it was Scout Lynn’s 18th birthday and the girl celebrated in style at a beach house in the Hamptons. It seems not everyone had the time of their life. 

Many people sent us some juicy details about Stacy Evans and her boring Nashville beau. Or ex beau? During the birthday party for her best friend, Girl Evans went upstairs with boyfriend. While we expected to hear that the two got it on, it seems the opposite happened. In fact, many people claim they heard arguing coming from the couple before the red headed Adonis left the party completely with his bags packed.

We can only assume his uber was headed straight to the airport considering he hasn’t been seen since.

Too bad, so sad. 

xoxo, gossip girls

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THE MCCARTHY MEMORIAL GALA RECAP

The Annual McCarthy Memorial Gala is always one that leaves the city talking, and this time it was no different. 

Many of the most well known members of the Upper East side arrived to the Gala with gorgeous dates on their arms and even better looking jewels on their neck. Of course, not everyone seemed to get the dress code in the invitation. Jake Puckerman arrived slightly underdressed for the occasion, his younger sister and newcomer on the scene, Sarah Puckerman, on his arm. We’re writing his outfit choice off as a way to stir the pot, where as we’re willing to bet Miss Stacy Evans is just clueless when it comes to how these functions work, since she arrived to the gala in a New York taxi cab. How tragic.

While guests and dates are often the talks of our blog, the pairings for this event were rather dull. Frannie Fabray attended the party with a rather yummy male model, but we’ve heard since that night she’s filed at restraining order so we’re willing to bet it wasn’t all heart eyes and rainbows between the two. Her ex, Duke Wilde, brought a date of his own, but seemed to disappear from her arm early in the night. Marley Rose attended the party with her step brothers best friend, Hunter Clarington. At first we hoped a scandal was on the horizon, but many sources heard Clarington state he brought Princess Peach as his date because her new step brother dropped out at the last minute. Not very brotherly, Sebastian. The only other notable dates were the hosts themselves. Mason McCarthy brought long time date, Kitty Wilde with him, not too shocking, but his sister Madison McCarthy brought Ryder Lynn. Quite interesting considering the past between Wannibieber and Kit Kat, especially since Ryder Lynn has been seen out numerous times, before and after the Gala, with Marley Rose.

The dateless includes Stacy Evans and Scout Lynn. Sorry ladies. Maybe next time just go with each other, it’s always less pathetic then going stag.

It seems the Gala itself was boring, many of the guests leaving the main hall when Michael McCarthy began talk about his war days. His daughter Madison was seen fleeing to the garden after being turned down for a drink by the bartender. Of course that clearly didn’t deter the girl, because she was seen trading drinks with the likes of Jake Puckerman, Ryder Lynn and Frannie Fabray. It seems she was quite drunk later in the evening. So drunk in fact, that she kissed ex-whatever, Hunter Clarington. Right after leaving a slap on his cheek. Interesting foreplay, McCarthy. 

Her twin brother was probably one of the only people who spent most of the party at the party. Fluttering around between guests and girls alike. While Kitty was his date, it seemed that she wasn’t the only one on his radar. Boy McCarthy spent most of his night chatting up Stacy Evans, before she eventually ditched the event all together to get burgers with her drunk twin. Oh the parallels. Once Stacy was gone for the evening, Mason moved onto the other dateless girl, Scout.

Who probably deemed the party as a bust, considering she also left early and was spotted partying it up throughout the night. She did however, spend a bit of time with Baby Puckerman while at the Gala. We’re not totally sure what they talked about, but one observer swore the word marriage came up during the conversation. Hey Girl Scout, maybe you can plan your wedding once your birthday party ends? Although we doubt your big bro will be happy with the groom, especially after he hears what Jake was up to later in the night.

If anyone should get the award for most entertaining, it should be Jake Puckerman. Not only was he practically chased throughout the house by a rather clingy ex of his fathers, but he had a bit of lady drama. Of course we know about his talk with Scout, but apparently at one point throughout the night, he stumbled upon Marley Rose and admitted to having feelings for her and then the two shared a dance? Are we hearing this correctly? We thought she had a thing with his best friend? Either way, no one here at gossip girl is exactly shocked, since we all remember the night he spent at her place. Puckerman wasn’t done with Ryder’s leftover though, because one source claims to have seen Baby Puckerman and Kit Kat leave a secluded office together later in the night. Who knows what went on in there? Well... we have a few guesses, especially after the pictures that surfaced earlier this week.

We’re both wondering how Ryder Lynn will feel about all this, especially since it all seemed to happen under his nose. His sister, his ex-girlfriend and his new beau all in one shot? Could this mean the end of a life long bromance? We’re dripping with anticipation. Especially since we know that Lynn left the event with Marley Rose. We doubt he knows about the conversation, since Marley was seen later in the week buying some lingerie with friend Madison McCarthy, and we’re sure the only person she’d be buying that for is for Lynn himself. Will he see it, though, is the question? Especially with this new information.

Not much was seen of Duke Wilde during the party, but that could be because he slipped off into the library rather early in the night. We thought that boy was all about a good old fashion party? But maybe being in the same room as long time ex girlfriend, Frannie Fabray was too much? We’ve been told they did seem to have a rather cordial conversation, but for all we know that was the alcohol. Or maybe they’ve agreed its time to get back together? Fingers crossed it’s the latter, because we’ve placed bets.

What we at Gossip Girl find most interesting is the fact that Quinn Fabray and Sam Evans weren’t even in attendance to the party. We figured as much from Fabray, what with the clear tension between her and Madison earlier in the week, but we expected Trouty Mouth to show up and watch over his younger siblings. Instead they were spotted together, even taking a dip together in the Fabray pool. But we’re a tad confused. We thought Barbie 2.0 and Hunter Clarington were on track to become a thing? Clearly we were wrong, and she’s decided to downgrade.

That’s all the information we have for now, boys and girls. But our favorite Upper East Siders are currently in the Hamptons and we know that will call for plenty of drama, especially after they all read this.

It’s all fun and games until people get exposed.

xoxo, gossip girls.

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SPOTTED: SEBASTIAN CRYING OVER SPILLED COFFEE

This past Sunday our very own Sebastian Smythe was caught throwing quite the hissy fit as his favorite coffee spot. No one is sure what exactly set him off but there were numerous videos sent to us from inside the shop that show him screaming at customers and paparazzi alike. After tossing his coffee, we can clearly hear Smythe saying ‘he’s sick of everything’ before rushing out the door and telling the paparazzi to very kindly fuck off.

We’re very curious as to what caused Smythe to lose his patients and completely fly off the handle, so if you have any information for us, please share.

xoxo, gossip girls

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ENEMIES? NOT SO MUCH

It’s really not a secret that Kitty Kat and sought after Puck Jr. have had their fair share of bickering matches in the past few days, mostly due to Jake’s severe need to protect Ryder Lynn from the cat’s claws but our sources have found out something very interesting. For enemies, they certainly don’t have much trouble spending some time together. 

They really should know better than to hang out together in public where the all seeing eye can catch them in a second. Apologies for the quality; our source was attempting to be discreet and failed at being a proper photog. 

What I want to know is how does our dear Ryder feel about this? His angry ex and his best friend getting chummy while he’s none the wiser. I don’t know about the rest of you but it’d be a real game changer if these two somehow ended up friends. Especially after Kitty’s harsh criticism about both of the bosom buddies. I guess opinions can change, can’t they?  

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Can Kitty and Ryder kiss and make up already?

Are you one of those tweens on twitter that ship real life people? If so, we suggest you leave our blog be, because these kids get around faster then Leonardo DiCaprio at Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and you’ll just end up disappointed.

One thing I feel certain about though, is the fact that Kitty and Ryder will not be making up any time soon. And don’t take my word for it, take Ryder’s. “He’s not a cat person.”

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What's the scoop on who's hooking up with whom?

Our sources have been pretty mute when it comes to hook ups, which makes us think the kids of the UES are all sleeping with each other in some strange, rich orgy. Or they’re all lonely and using their toys. Either way, it’s totally boring. 

Fingers crossed something happens soon.

Here’s what we do know. Jake Puckerman and Brittany Pierce are dating? Who knows really. I can’t remember the last time we actually saw them together, let alone exchange words. And while Quinn Fabray continues to deny that she did anything with Hunter Clarington, her most recent instagram seems to tell a different story. I’m willing to bet money that they’re doing something, especially with Madison McCarthy’s completely 180 regarding Hunter in the past few days.

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Scout and Jake sittin in a tree, Ryder waiting patiently on the sidelines

Let’s make it clear that you said it, not me but why does the image make me chuckle? Poor little Ryder watching his sister run off with the his best friend. I’m sure them boning is an image he’d never get out of his head. 

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newcomermarley:

Why are you so rude? Like, honestly, why are you so….mean to people? What gives you the right to sit there and type behind a keyboard and judge everyone else for stuff that isn’t even true? When did it become so bad to be friends with people a different gender then you? Leave me alone, I’m sick and tired of being pegged as something I’m not! You’re just some big dumb jerk who finds joy in trying to destroy other people and that’s just sad.

I wouldn’t call it mean. I’d call it constructive criticism. The proof is in the pudding, Rosey. We get the info, Baby runs it with a little bit of a fact check, and then we comment as we see fit. We do what we can with the pieces we’re given. If you don’t like it, then maybe have a little more tact in how you act and not bat your eyelashes for every guy. That is, unless you just like the attention. I wouldn’t blame you if you did. Something has to get you out from under the thumb of Sebastian. Keep on slipping up, Marley Rose and we’ll be there to document it. 

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Thoughts on Kitty slumming it with Stacy Evans?

I think it’s just the rich bitch doing a favor to the saddest thing to walk through the UES since Marley. She’s prime for the picking and while I haven’t seen Kitty Kat turn her manic mouth on her yet, that’s not necessarily a good thing. Let’s just imagine the pure little bud turning into Kitty 2.0. I bet her drooling puppy dog, Sarah, won’t like that one. Better keep your girl in check or you’ll lose her to the allure of the blonde and beautiful. 

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Why is little Lynn so upset that baby Puckerman wants to bone Kitty Kat?

Honestly? It’s the classic tale of the good old green eyed monster. Baby Lynn is fuming because she’s not on his list of hit and quit it. Not that I blame her, if a Puckerman doesn’t even want you, then who will? Something tells me there’s more to the story then we’re led to believe.

That really would put the nail in the coffin, wouldn’t it? Ryder’s precious little butt buddy taking after his ex, his current squeeze, and his sister. How very Puck of him. If I had a camera, you’d better believe I’d love to document that blow up. Talk about a magazine headline for the ages.

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Personally, I’d go with the pump. You need the edge more than you need the good guy’s boner.

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Marley was seen with Sam after the whole blow up with Ryder and Jake, thoughts on that? They would be adorable and on each other's level at least but Marley needs a slow down a bit don't you think? I can't keep up with what guy she's with every day.

I’d compare it to buying shoes. When you first get to the store, you think you know what you want but then you constantly change your mind and want to try on everything. You have your go to like a kitten heel - the familiar, the boring, the every day. Then you have your classic pump - a little saucy, looks good, and gives you some edge. And then you have the sneaker - comfortable, sporty, and an easy choice when heels hurt. At the end of the day, you have to choose which one is best and Marley just hasn’t finished her shopping trip. Let’s just hope “shoes” are the only thing she picks up at the end.

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Everyone is talking about Ryder and Marley but what about Quinn and Sam? Weren't they spotted getting a bite to eat? What's Queen Quinn doing slumming it with the newcomer?

Let’s be honest when I read this, I gagged just the tiniest bit because Quinn could do better. Plain and simple. Sam has the abs and the lips of a very high caliber male escort but that doesn’t make him suitable for the Princess. Loser and naive doesn’t even begin to cover it. You’d think that even the hobo side family of a rich billionaire might breed a little class but I suppose two out of three isn’t bad. 

I think she feels bad for him as do I because it really didn’t take her long at all to move on to Hunter, which is an upgrade if I’ve ever seen one. Sorry Sammy but you might want to think about hitting on your own level. 

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So Jake admitted to thinking Kitty is hot for all the world to see. Isn't there some kind of bro code he's violating?

Depends how you look at it. After last night’s cute little blow up between Kit Kat and the ‘no homo’ bros, they made it pretty clear that anything they feel for her is pretty much only between the sheets. I hardly think it’s breaking bro code to say that Kitty is hot when Ryder basically called her a she devil. 

What I do think is breaking bro code is for Jake to think it’s okay to slither into Ryder’s freshly plucked flower’s bed when he knows exactly what his best friend’s intentions are. Sad how you can’t trust anyone these days. 

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SPOTTED: MORE THEN ONE WALK OF SHAME WAS MADE ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE THIS MORNING

Looks like sleepovers were all the rage last night, too bad most of the Upper East Sider missed the memo. While we’re sure Kitty and Stacy’s was nothing more then completely platonic, stocked with every sleepover trope you could find in a late 90s teen movie, we’re doubting the same can be said for the likes of Jake Puckerman, Marley Rose, Hunter Clarington and Quinn Fabray.

We’ve been told by a number of sources that both Baby Puckerman and our very own Henry VIII were spotted sneaking out of penthouses before the sun was in the sky. It seems Jake made a visit to newcomer Marley Rose’s town home last night. We’re not told what went down between the two, but here at Gossip Girl, we’re a bit confused. Last we heard Princess Peach was all about the Justin Bieber Wannabee, the two were even spotted in central park last night on what we assumed was a date. 

Seems like we were wrong. She definitely does get around.

As for Hunter Clarington, he was spotted late last night using the back entrance to the Fabray household. One can only assume why he wasn’t hoping to be seen using the front door, and we have a feeling it was because the meeting between him and Barbie 2.0 was supposed to stay a dirty little secret.  He emerged this morning, wearing the same rumpled clothes as last night before rushing into a dark limo. While it’s not confirmed, it’s not hard to imagine what those two were up to.

Tsk tsk, boys and girls, you know you can’t hide anything when it comes to us.

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Marley sure is getting around isn't she?

Our sources say she’s single and talking to Ryder Lynn, so I’m going to have to disagree with you. That doesn’t sound like getting around to me, but if you have more information, feel free to leave us a tip.

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Kitty still loves Ryder!

Are you like the all seeing eye or something? The girl might be bitter he dumped her like last season’s shoes, but from what I’ve heard, they were never at the L word stage.

Feel free to comment, Kitty Wilde.