#jakep

[zephsthings]

Rules: Post four characters that make you say "my man, my man, my man"

Thank you for the tag @hereforb99 !!! <3

Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Shawn Spencer, psych

Patrick Jane, The Mentalist

Seeley Booth, Bones

tagging @feeisamarshmallow @lightningzombie @impulsivedecisionsat3am @softneomiro @therearenonamesthatarenttaken @strawbearri-frog @jakep and whoever else wants to do this <3<3<3

[444names]

Names generated from the lyrics of "Battle of New Orleans" in both English and Japanese

Aidashi Ainakko Aishita Aitown Aitto Alesuhite Alood Areru Ashikust Ashinared Atashi Atisaitta Attem Attoreata Attorle Bachil Bachin Baching Bachitil Backote Baleani Balon Baloneld Baloodora Balooke Beales Beandesho Beanin Beata Beene Beened Beenel Begai Begaissid Begand Begave Begireale Begired Begiri Beshiko Beshitome Besid Besissidn Blonel Blood Bloodo Bloodown Blooko Blookō Brimamae Brimasuru Bring Brippō Briseru Brissidn Brissish Bught Bughty Bugle Byakaketa Byakko Byakur Byakurun Bēkora Bēkorī...

Caugh Caughty Caugle Caugles Chickon Chiko Chimaco Chishired Chisshid Chita Chīsaide Chīsandre Chīsans Chīsay Colonces Colookō Cometa Comight Comishiku Comissip Cotojū Coulf Courpri Couru Courutown Didatatte Dorishin Drune Drunnina Druns Emashite Emasums Fachime Fachip Facoulf Fireale Firer Firimasen Firisu Firive Firuto Fumieta Fumir Gaissish Gaisums Gaitaked Gaite Gavera Gaveru Gaverunni Gaware Guned Gunel Gunni Gunnin Gunninans Gunninzu Hajimades Hajiman Happu Hashigh Hashimade Hashodown Haveramin Higin Hihave Hikon Himans Hippa Hisunni Hitakeppu Hitara Hithe Hodora Hodore Hodown Hunde Hundru Hunni Igans Igany Igawa Ighty Igina Iginare Igirive Igirre Iimae Iiman Iimasn Iimeta Ikattaid Ikkon Ikorimasn Ikuson Ikust Isanin Ishina Ishita Ishitakur Isshikko Isshikote Issidn Issisay Issishite Isuko Itooketa Ittaware Jachi Jachide Jachiles Jachita Jachīsa Jachīsay Jacold Jacon Jakakao Jakata Jakattai Jakepped Jakko Jakkote Jīsay Kakaku Kakao Kakata Kamashon Karaship Katachiha Katakatta Katatta Katto Kattome Kawarappō Kawarered Kawashin Kawatte Ketsuko Kishi Kishite Kishitin Kishitta Kissippu Kitainany Kitata Koriverun Kudaide Kudatta Litara Litashigh Lonces Loodown Loody Looku Machithey Madesido Maeta Maetsuke Mamae Mamas Mametta Mandes Manin Masee Maseene Masene Masenewa Maseru Mashi Mashichi Mashigh Mashight Mashighty Mashil Mashippi Mashitte Masuko Mekirred Merappi Mered Metta Metteppi Mettoody Midainans Mietaid Miets Migaita Miginakao Migiru Miora Mioramu Miored Miorew Miori Mioroka Mioryokō Miorī Mirel Mirre Mirumer Misain Misende Mishin Mishitta Misshita Missipped Missippi Missippō Missishi Misuketa Mitasn Mitilean Morokur Moshidn Moshire Musked Musoreru Muste Musto Mōichinan Mōicko Mōicold Nakao Nakatte Nakkore Nakust Nandesums Narappen Narappō Narel Newashisa Newata Nyūōrin Odora Odore Odoriser Odown Olong Oloody Ontōni Openewa Oramir Orere Orippu Oroshitta Rameta Ramishi Rappi Rimae Rimashi Rimashite Rimerappi Rinand Rippi Rippu Risanby Risay Rissip Ritin Rumigh Ryoked Ryokoroka Saishi Sanbyaku Sendru Serutome Shighty Shimaets Shimashid Shing Shirive Shita Shitept Shithelly Shitooku Soiko Soikorive Soiku Sonel Sorle Sorles Soroku Soshita Squired Squirew Squiru Suhitta Sukakkoto Suked Sukoshite Surprisa Sōdai Sōdaithe Sōdas Sōdasn Sōdata Sōdattood Sōdes Sōdeshi Sōdesippi Tachimand Tachīsans Taido Taitara Taite Takakkon Takatte Takkorin Tashigh Tasukept Tattles Tawatta Theire Theired Theirita Theirunew Thell Thelly Thend Thened Theruto Theye Thighty Thihaship Thita Thitaitta Thitsums Tiseen Tisshidn Tonce Tontōni Toodo Toodorew Toodown Toody Tooku Torappō Torelly Totoodo Totown Trimade Trippi Tsuko Tsums Wandre Warashin Wareale Wareanby Warere Warewashi Warinzu Warissip Washi Washidown Washin Washing Washita Washodo Wasun Wataeta Wataite Watata Watawarin Wattai Watte Watto Welly Whimas Whitto Witept Witil Wittakao Yokara Yokatte Yoked Yoketa Yokore Yokuru Ōkurprive

[kauibunga]

5/20

12:53 (late)

Today was a great day. wait i take that back 😨😨. l got up so early that i only had 3 hrs of sleep then i didn’t shower in the morning like i usually do because i didn’t want up on time so i felt greasy the whole day!! i went to get cpr certified and failed the test by a mere 1 point 🤡🤡 rip then i got brunch with my friends which was so fun!! it was my first time having de neve which was so awesome and yummy then i met with my new friend nikki smith which was so awesome!! she was so cute and cool and we talked about pa stuff and her mentor is my mentor too which is so fun and we’re gonna have lunch in the summer yay. i also got to go home and bake which i enjoyed so much but i’m very very stressed with my school work i can’t do this anymore!!! okie with my jps jake had his awesome performance today and emma had a pretty chill day hanging out with her friends!! sorry i couldn’t be there jakep we will jp hang soon 🤘🤘

[emmale011]

May 19, 2022

Time: 11:59 PM I’m scared

Edit: There was no reason to be scared since Adam is reborn!!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYY because of this today has become a very good day :) The talent show was so fun and overall I laughed a lot which is how I measure how good of a day it is :)) night night!

Kauip and Jakep are both also relieved that Adam is back and are both very happy about that! I have Kauip's Kewpie mayo in my room rn yummmm

[jmp1234]

Ice Cold.

[on-paper-cornell]

[thescandalouselites]

THE MCCARTHY MEMORIAL GALA RECAP

The Annual McCarthy Memorial Gala is always one that leaves the city talking, and this time it was no different. 

Many of the most well known members of the Upper East side arrived to the Gala with gorgeous dates on their arms and even better looking jewels on their neck. Of course, not everyone seemed to get the dress code in the invitation. Jake Puckerman arrived slightly underdressed for the occasion, his younger sister and newcomer on the scene, Sarah Puckerman, on his arm. We’re writing his outfit choice off as a way to stir the pot, where as we’re willing to bet Miss Stacy Evans is just clueless when it comes to how these functions work, since she arrived to the gala in a New York taxi cab. How tragic.

While guests and dates are often the talks of our blog, the pairings for this event were rather dull. Frannie Fabray attended the party with a rather yummy male model, but we’ve heard since that night she’s filed at restraining order so we’re willing to bet it wasn’t all heart eyes and rainbows between the two. Her ex, Duke Wilde, brought a date of his own, but seemed to disappear from her arm early in the night. Marley Rose attended the party with her step brothers best friend, Hunter Clarington. At first we hoped a scandal was on the horizon, but many sources heard Clarington state he brought Princess Peach as his date because her new step brother dropped out at the last minute. Not very brotherly, Sebastian. The only other notable dates were the hosts themselves. Mason McCarthy brought long time date, Kitty Wilde with him, not too shocking, but his sister Madison McCarthy brought Ryder Lynn. Quite interesting considering the past between Wannibieber and Kit Kat, especially since Ryder Lynn has been seen out numerous times, before and after the Gala, with Marley Rose.

The dateless includes Stacy Evans and Scout Lynn. Sorry ladies. Maybe next time just go with each other, it’s always less pathetic then going stag.

It seems the Gala itself was boring, many of the guests leaving the main hall when Michael McCarthy began talk about his war days. His daughter Madison was seen fleeing to the garden after being turned down for a drink by the bartender. Of course that clearly didn’t deter the girl, because she was seen trading drinks with the likes of Jake Puckerman, Ryder Lynn and Frannie Fabray. It seems she was quite drunk later in the evening. So drunk in fact, that she kissed ex-whatever, Hunter Clarington. Right after leaving a slap on his cheek. Interesting foreplay, McCarthy. 

Her twin brother was probably one of the only people who spent most of the party at the party. Fluttering around between guests and girls alike. While Kitty was his date, it seemed that she wasn’t the only one on his radar. Boy McCarthy spent most of his night chatting up Stacy Evans, before she eventually ditched the event all together to get burgers with her drunk twin. Oh the parallels. Once Stacy was gone for the evening, Mason moved onto the other dateless girl, Scout.

Who probably deemed the party as a bust, considering she also left early and was spotted partying it up throughout the night. She did however, spend a bit of time with Baby Puckerman while at the Gala. We’re not totally sure what they talked about, but one observer swore the word marriage came up during the conversation. Hey Girl Scout, maybe you can plan your wedding once your birthday party ends? Although we doubt your big bro will be happy with the groom, especially after he hears what Jake was up to later in the night.

If anyone should get the award for most entertaining, it should be Jake Puckerman. Not only was he practically chased throughout the house by a rather clingy ex of his fathers, but he had a bit of lady drama. Of course we know about his talk with Scout, but apparently at one point throughout the night, he stumbled upon Marley Rose and admitted to having feelings for her and then the two shared a dance? Are we hearing this correctly? We thought she had a thing with his best friend? Either way, no one here at gossip girl is exactly shocked, since we all remember the night he spent at her place. Puckerman wasn’t done with Ryder’s leftover though, because one source claims to have seen Baby Puckerman and Kit Kat leave a secluded office together later in the night. Who knows what went on in there? Well... we have a few guesses, especially after the pictures that surfaced earlier this week.

We’re both wondering how Ryder Lynn will feel about all this, especially since it all seemed to happen under his nose. His sister, his ex-girlfriend and his new beau all in one shot? Could this mean the end of a life long bromance? We’re dripping with anticipation. Especially since we know that Lynn left the event with Marley Rose. We doubt he knows about the conversation, since Marley was seen later in the week buying some lingerie with friend Madison McCarthy, and we’re sure the only person she’d be buying that for is for Lynn himself. Will he see it, though, is the question? Especially with this new information.

Not much was seen of Duke Wilde during the party, but that could be because he slipped off into the library rather early in the night. We thought that boy was all about a good old fashion party? But maybe being in the same room as long time ex girlfriend, Frannie Fabray was too much? We’ve been told they did seem to have a rather cordial conversation, but for all we know that was the alcohol. Or maybe they’ve agreed its time to get back together? Fingers crossed it’s the latter, because we’ve placed bets.

What we at Gossip Girl find most interesting is the fact that Quinn Fabray and Sam Evans weren’t even in attendance to the party. We figured as much from Fabray, what with the clear tension between her and Madison earlier in the week, but we expected Trouty Mouth to show up and watch over his younger siblings. Instead they were spotted together, even taking a dip together in the Fabray pool. But we’re a tad confused. We thought Barbie 2.0 and Hunter Clarington were on track to become a thing? Clearly we were wrong, and she’s decided to downgrade.

That’s all the information we have for now, boys and girls. But our favorite Upper East Siders are currently in the Hamptons and we know that will call for plenty of drama, especially after they all read this.

It’s all fun and games until people get exposed.

xoxo, gossip girls.

[jakepierceiam]

Few jam sessions never killed anyone.

[spookyspookyspookspook-blog]

@jigsawbaptism

[ikeudot]

Im lite raly g oingninsane g uysi have suhc a huge crush on jake i lieteally cant do htisbanymore i cant do thsi naymroe i can do anythignnwithout at least thinking about him ONCE OK I HNEEFBHImsoo badly jake jakep lelsse i want you so badly pleas pelss jake pelas

[aquarius-me]

TakeP

JakeP

And now...

DabeP

[kauibunga]

5/24

12:58

Today was okay i had volunteering really early and the kids were really annoying again but i got a breakfast skillet from the study before i started. instead of going back to sleep i finished my netflix show which mADE ME CRYYY its saurrrr good and then i showered and went to kerck and it was awesome to see my friends i feel like i have barely seen everyone recently. thennnnnn i studied w my awesome biggy but all i did was figure out my schedule 😟😟 then i went back to my dorm and unfortunately fell asleep until rlly late when i woke up and ran into pauline and trinity outside my halls bathroom so i joined them in flyering. that was saur fun and cute and now i did some bio hw and i have to finish my 8 page paper and i got the due date extended 4 days but i still haven’t started and it’s now due in 2 days 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨 i’m very tired of everything yesterday was bad so i didn’t even wanna tumblr it 😲😲😲

My jps are surviving. Both emmap and jakep like everyone else is on their last leg but we are surviving.

[emmale011]

May 24, 2023

Time: 11:58 PM Today was quite an eventful day! It started off at 4am omfg I went to my Cedars shift AT 5 IN THE MORNING FOR 5 HOURS I'm taking on a lot of shifts this week so I very much am on my last string or stray or straw whatever it's called

I then went back and went to an interview w Ms. Scarlet Yang and Chelseaaaa was super fun lowk wanted to stay longer but had ochem discussion :( and then had a spontaneous interview w Ms. Juliet Cushing the highlight was when she asked Sam if he was a granola guy and he told her he wasnt vegetarian HAHAHHAHA saur funny

Then I went to Westwood w Ms. Karis Choi and we went shoppinggg I didn't buy anything but it was so much fun to j look at clothes :) then I had dinner w Mr. Jason Nguyen and Trinity and we talked bout being Viet #pho #chucmungnammoi then I had a nice chat w Ms. Nala Son and we talked bout such deep things omg she was so vulnerable w me it felt illegal to know so much but ig that means we had a good convo :))))

After that I went to Rieber Terrace AND WE MADE SUCH GOOD DANCES FOR CROWN IM SAURRRR EXCITE HAHEEHHEHEH

Kauip went to the beach w ppl and it looked like a lot of fun I know shes been going thro a lot lately so it makes me happy seeing her happy and Jakep and I had a very deep convo last night w other friends bout our pasts I hope he doesn't think Im a whore oki night nightttt

[jmp1234]

[on-paper-cornell]

[thescandalouselites]

ENEMIES? NOT SO MUCH

It’s really not a secret that Kitty Kat and sought after Puck Jr. have had their fair share of bickering matches in the past few days, mostly due to Jake’s severe need to protect Ryder Lynn from the cat’s claws but our sources have found out something very interesting. For enemies, they certainly don’t have much trouble spending some time together. 

They really should know better than to hang out together in public where the all seeing eye can catch them in a second. Apologies for the quality; our source was attempting to be discreet and failed at being a proper photog. 

What I want to know is how does our dear Ryder feel about this? His angry ex and his best friend getting chummy while he’s none the wiser. I don’t know about the rest of you but it’d be a real game changer if these two somehow ended up friends. Especially after Kitty’s harsh criticism about both of the bosom buddies. I guess opinions can change, can’t they?