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Seeing as how the Big Beautiful Bill just passed, here's are some websites that offer discounts on medications:

- GoodRx

- SingleCare

- Pharmacy Checker

- WellRx - this one compares prices across different pharmacies

- Cost Plus - thanks to @thedamnqueenofhell for suggesting!

-NeedyMeds - a nonprofit that helps pay for prescriptions. Thank you to @allitdoesispause for the suggestion! They also suggested checking the manufacturers website for a paitent assistance program, which can give you a coupon for free or cheaper meds.

- Scriptcycle - thank you to @teleomancer for the suggestion!

-Ask for a discount card - thank you to @cccshutdown for the reminder!

-Walmart - They have a $4 generic list! Thank you to @tristese !

- Nurx - is a Planned Parenthood alternative. You can get birth control and other medication here. Thanks to @tomhenks!

Stay safe, everyone. Things are about to get much, much worse in the US.

EDIT: if you're worried about doctor/therapy appointments, see if there's a sliding scale clinic near you (and ask your therapist if they offer sliding scale prices)

@scribblingandscrawling recommended Open Path, a service that offers sliding scale therapy

@Ilbertas had a great suggestion to check your community and colleges for free clinics.

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knowing Gojo would have canonically been a model or influencer if he wasn't a sorcerer is driving me crazy i'm literally CACKLING can you imagine seeing that mf on tiktok posting grwm and getting a labubu i'm losing my mind rn

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i am now naming this incident Frygate 2025

not to be confused with the LAST potato incident where my cousin didn't boil the potatoes properly a few years ago and put that shit in a mixer and there were just hot chopped chunks of potatoes flying around the kitchen and he literally BENT the mixing beaters 😭

i thought it was a war zone i screamed and yelled duck so fast i even heard one smack into the window

it took me WAY too long to make the joke, "a potato flew around the room before you came" until tonight 🥀

also, why has this happened twice, two potato incidents

at 9 pm my sister asked for help making food. that was hours ago. she ignored my advice and now we have pale french fries. also she hoarded most of them. i am losing my McMarbles.

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at 9 pm my sister asked for help making food. that was hours ago. she ignored my advice and now we have pale french fries. also she hoarded most of them. i am losing my McMarbles.

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dude there's this one mission on Skyrim I LITERALLY CANNOT FINISH TO THIS DAY. THE GAME IS SO BUGGED OUT. like there's constant explosions, i have NO idea how, but nobody is on that part of the map and the mission is just marinating in my quest log because I CAN'T DO IT.

and i cackled so hard when it happened. like bro the massive explosions just constantly going off, you'd think i was having war flashbacks.

ooh or this one time this potato just spun in circles on a wooden plate?! like yeah okay totally normal. potato ballet ig

i posted it to tiktok and someone commented 'egg'. i waited like... 2 days i think? because i didn't want to break their heart before settling on, "egg shape, potato flavor".

absolutely fucking GOLDEN

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American Flyer pride train (so far)

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maybe god is watching with haunted eyes because he saw life as a beautiful dream but couldn't stop the trainwreck that was bound to happen. maybe he's doing his best.

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Have you ever heard of divinity without dogma?

Of the most human godhood ever written. Not because it commands, but because it releases?

Let’s step into this world together.

"You Have the Pen Now" — The Aftermath to The Shadow of God

First, there were the New Ones.

Raised on loss, survival.

They're guardians of balance, not agents of death. Those that teach, listen.

They’re who you call not when something is evil, but when something is confused, hurt, dangerous, or scared.

The young might carry salt in one pocket and sugar in the other. They rest and explore.

They are curious.

Then, there were The Angels.

Not bound to thrones or wrath.

They exist in Heaven, not as rulers, but gardeners of memory.

They watch over souls, stories.

Others descend to Earth. They wear denim and starlight.

They ask questions.

They paint.

They grieve.

They fall in love.

They learn why free will matters.

Not because of what it grants, but because of what it asks of you.

One of the angels is the bridge.

Not a soldier, but a guide.

A witness and A soul.

He is your witness.

Then came The Demons.

They are both humanity remembered, and humanity rebuilt.

Not for redemption. That was never the point.

But for a lack of loneliness.

They're the communities in the cracks of the world. They're the protectors of liminal spaces, nightclubs that soothe pain, hideaways for lost wanderers.

A place where you can scream, and someone finally says, “Me too.”

Where there's no King for Hell.

Then came The Monsters.

Those who know not of starving.

With sacred spaces to run beneath a moon that doesn't condemn them.

Those that find beauty in duality, not shame.

They walk the streets in new faces, just to feel.

They don't always fit in. But they’re not hunted.

Then came The Devil Dreamer.

He’s… quiet.

Unredeemed. Unforgiven. But seen.

He doesn’t want power.

He doesn’t know what he wants.

Sometimes he plays piano.

Sometimes, he stares at the ocean.

He watches kids run in the park. He saves a kitten from a tree once and looks genuinely alarmed when someone thanks him.

He's a quiet good.

Then there were The Unhaunted.

They fix cars. They drink for reasons unlike grief.

They are parents.

Scholars.

Peacekeepers.

They exist without violence. They argue. They cry.

Ultimately, they love.

And then there's You.

You don’t rule.

You walk.

Among them. With them. For them.

You're the quiet word behind a million gentle decisions.

Some think you're mythical.

Some swear they saw you once, in a dream or a diner.

Some say you’re gone now.

But they write stories about you.

Not because you demanded it.

But because you showed them how.

And God?

No one knows what happened to Him.

But the world doesn’t ask for him anymore.

Because the greatest story he never wrote…

Was yours.

You have the pen now.

What will you write?

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"i knew Kendrick before he blew up", "i knew Chappell Roan before she blew up"

yeah well i knew Caleb before he blew up

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just recognized the parallels between Will Graham from Hannibal and Dean Winchester from Supernatural. goodnight

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Stop calling people homophobic for not liking a fictional ship. It’s not normal. It’s really fucking weird and doesn’t help gay people whatsoever.

you weren't brave enough to say this off of anon, and that's HILARIOUS to me.

yes, it is HOMOPHOBIC to not like a ship with the same exact dynamics as a heterosexual ship and only ship the hetero one with no other reasoning behind it.

it's not helping anyone for you to feel personally victimized or attacked by my post, yet here we are.

saying i'm "not normal" is not the insult you think it is. it is ENTIRELY normal to call it out, actually!

if you felt annoyed enough to anonymously post this to me, then you are part of the problem.

if you read my post, you would see where i explained where the homphobia is, not "just disliking" a ship. be fucking serious for 5 seconds.

so no, i won't stop calling out homophobia. :)

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girlie on tiktok says she doesn't ship destiel because she can't ever see Dean liking Cas romantically and agrees with users calling them toxic but then says she ships megstiel you cannot make this up ?? ofc i'm gonna say that sounds homophobic when you ship MEGSTIEL DESPITE IT BEING TOXIC AND NOT RECIPROCATED CORRECTLY YET NOT DESTIEL FOR THE SAME REASON... okay girliepop

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TIL that Camus in the name Albert Camus is Not Pronounced Like That

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doing this to him in my mind

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i just remembered bucket lists exist and also they don't have to be grand so here's mine:

get a locket with a photo section to put Jensen Ackles in there and pretend i'm waiting for my husband who is at war

make a bracelet with someone's name that i don't know and then lie to everyone and say it's my ex-wife

go to a restaurant with a framed photo so people feel bad for me, but then if they see the photo, it's Dabi from My Hero Academia

throw a reverse birthday party (24 is actually 42) and post it to confuse the masses

commission someone to write letters from my fav characters to me

create an autograph and sign my own photo after going to a themed photography shoot

get a 'it's 4 o'clock somewhere' wine sign despite not being big on wine

buy a cheap trophy that says '#1 at Having No Idea About What Is Going On'

get some friends together to dress all old-timey and pretend we're from the past and now in the modern world

create a vlog that is filmed like found footage

get a Neuralyzer and sunglasses to carry around... just in case

forget i made this bucket list after not knowing what is going on because i didn't put sunglasses on when using the Neuralyzer

remember bucket lists exist AND that they don't have to be grand

get a locket with a photo section to put Jensen Ackles in there and pretend i'm waiting for my husband who is at war

scroll up and realize i did this already

look at #12 and realize that i goofed by not putting the sunglasses on when using the Neuralyzer

click post

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i fear nobody will realize i have a CASS-ETTE tape as my header image and will miss the reference entirely

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SPN scenario where you're wearing a form-flattering dress at a diner (Sam, Dean, Castiel, Ketch, Gabriel)

(+ explaining to Castiel about how many dresses don't have pockets & complaining about it)

• don't argue with me about how inaccurate this scenario would be, just go with it, okay?!

• gender neutral y/n, they/them pronouns used, mention of Dean calling you 'princess'

• bonus at the end of how they react to seeing you in a form-flattering dress for the first time.

You're getting looks.

Gabriel has just teleported you to a seat with the crew because his attempts of messing with the waiter you were talking to backfired when you found the fumbling he caused the poor worker to go through to be amusing. It made you laugh instead of turned off from the poor person.

"Gabriel, what the hell?"

He smiles. Leaning back, arms crossed lightly and feeling a twinge of betrayal.

"What? Just saving you from heartbreak, sweetheart. You were mere seconds away from running off with your new bestie."

You raise a brow at Gabriel, leaning in, "That's not how I roll. I prefer an emotional connection before liking someone. I'm not about to give up on hunter life for a... waiter? No offense to waiters, I'm sure they're charming... in their, uh... aprons." You clear your throat and shrug.

"Anyway, are we ordering or what?"

Gabriel leans in, too, mirroring your posture like he’s studying you, amusement dancing in his golden eyes. He's not dropping it yet.

“Exactly. You meet someone new, you charm them with that animated little sparkle of yours, and next thing you know, poof! True love, elopement, tragic goodbyes. I had to intervene.”

You blink at him. He's smirking.

'Is this guy serious...?'

Dean lets out a dry huff of amusement.

Gabriel sighs. "Oh come on, cut me some slack. Emotional connection? How boringly noble of you."

Dean cuts in, "Can we focus? I'm getting hungry here."

"Aprons are practical."

A pause, everyone looks over. It's Castiel.

"They have... pockets."

A beat of silence passes, and then you're leaning forward.

"You know, I like the way you think, Cas. Not even my dress has pockets. Isn't that ridiculous? I mean, come on, it's the 21st century, and most dresses don't have pockets. Fun fact, it's the same with shorts and some pants for many people. True story."

Cas nods, taking this information very seriously.

"That is inefficient."

Sam, flipping a page in the menu, mutters, "Oh no. We've lost them to the pocket rant."

Dean chuckles, resting an arm on the back of the booth.

"Yeah, yeah, society's messed up, princess. But you know what always has pockets? Cargo pants. Get yourself some of those. Problem solved."

Gabriel leans in with a smirk.

"Yeah, and then they can go full dad-mode with a fanny pack. Really complete the look."

Ketch, watching in mild amusement, finally comments in his usual dry tone:

"I fail to see the issue. I have pockets. Multiple. Do you require assistance carrying something?"

There's a brief pause.

Gabriel bursts out laughing.

"Did you just offer to be their personal storage unit?"

Dean chokes on his own saliva.

"Dude, what?"

Castiel blinks at everyone.

"He is merely being practical."

Ketch, expression unreadable, just casually sits there, ignoring the way everyone is looking at him.

There's a brief once-over you give Ketch. What he just said definitely captured your attention. A hint of a sly smile is there, and you casually pick up the menu.

"Now that's a man."

Ketch glances over, not giving anything away.

But Gabriel, he's mentally noting that down. Dean is grumbling, and Sam is exasperated. Why are things so tense right now?

It's swiftly broken with a simple, genuinely confused,

"...You're saying... to be a man is to... have multiple pockets?"

Oh, Cas.

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bonus scene: how they react to seeing you in a form-flattering dress for the first time

Sam

Sam’s a gentleman, but he’s also a man. He’s observant, so he definitely notices your body. Especially if you’re walking ahead of him on a hunt or wearing something that highlights your silhouette. He’s not the type to stare, but he does appreciate the sight. However, he’d never objectify you. He also knows how society messes with body image, so if he ever picked up on any insecurity, he’d want to reassure you.

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Dean

Dean is not subtle.

He’s a red-blooded American male, and he’s absolutely clocked the size of your assets. More than once. He probably noticed the first time you walked past him. But unlike random guys in public, it’s not just about lust. It’s appreciation.

He’s got old-school tastes, and your figure? That’s exactly his type. He might even find it kinda sexy if you don’t flaunt it too much, but if and when you do enjoy the attention? Oh, he’s taking notes.

"Damn. I mean... uh, nice dress. If I had a dollar for every guy I’ve seen do a double-take, I’d be rich."

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Castiel

Cas doesn’t register physical attraction like humans do, but that doesn’t mean he’s oblivious. He understands beauty on an almost celestial level, and he can tell that your form draws attention. However, what concerns him is if you don’t always feel good about it. He doesn’t understand societal beauty standards.

Cas being Cas, he’d be brutally sincere:

"I see why some humans might... appreciate something like this. It accentuates your... assets."

Yeah, he's very honest.

"You were created exactly as you should be. I wouldn’t change a thing."

He means it, too. No hesitation. No ulterior motive. Just truth. He believes that you are divinely sculpted.

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Ketch

Ketch is polished and doesn’t let his reactions show easily, but internally? Oh, he’s noticing. He’s very aware of how you look, and unlike the Winchesters, he won’t hide the fact that he likes what he sees. He’s always been a man who appreciates elegance, but there’s something about you that throws him off his usual detached persona. If anything, it annoys him that he finds it so distracting.

Ketch wouldn’t come right out and compliment you in a soft way, but he’d make a point of showing he’s noticed:

"Confidence suits you. You should wear it more often."

He'll likely appreciate it if the dress is modest as well, finding it to be elegant.

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Gabriel

Gabriel is all about appreciation. He loves beauty in all forms, and he doesn’t hold back when he sees something (or someone) he likes.

He notices immediately, and unlike Ketch, he doesn’t try to hide it under politeness. He finds it adorable that you’re not always aware of how much attention you get. But the fact that you sometimes enjoy it? Oh, he lives for that. He loves that contrast.

You better believe he’s got jokes, but also a genuine side:

"Sweetheart, do you have any idea how many people would sell their souls to look like you? Not even exaggerating."