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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat
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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this
Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.
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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money
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Miss Fishers Murder Mysteries is insane because Jack and Phryne just talk and it’s… obscene? The words are mundane but the delivery is R-rated.
#it’s the tension#even watching season 1 knowing he’s married is wild#because he’s so clearly enraptured by her he can’t hide it
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THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE 2005 | dir. Andrew Adamson
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body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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9-1-1 -> 5x5 ❝ peer pressure ❞
#tiktok found out people ship this and lost it lol#anyway if they made out just a little I think that would be neat
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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.
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im from an alternate universe but not a cool interesting one, the only difference is that a natural third option when asking if you'd like something to drink other than coffee and tea is instant soup in a cup
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