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If humans were reconstructed from nothing but bones, they would 100% give us fur. The idea of “hairless except for the top of the head where the hair is actually the longest in the entire animal kingdom” would never come up

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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

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Wine, Ship and Part

Oh no I'm going in a cruise this year aboard which there will be lots of wine....I do hope that i don't have an accident and part ways with my life

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

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Kaladin to Odysseus: I understand you miss your wife and son, but this isn’t very journey before destination of you

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I was kind of expecting this before shallan met her mother

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before and after

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I love Billy joel. What a guy

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

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"He had a jawline so straight it made other men question if they were" ~ paraphrased from tress of thr emerald sea

And that reference to iron-eyes also from tress of the emerald sea

Folk, of the cosmere fandom, I have a question. Give me your favorite quotes that are NOT mainstream. I don't want to hear, "Honor is dead, but I will see what I can do", ideals, "the next step", "you will be warm again" etc. I need your niche lines from different books that stuck in your memory but don't get brought up enough in your opinion. Some of mine are:

You know, princess, the worst part about being a mercenary is living up to the stereotype (it's so good in context)

I was a demigod for millennia. Now … I stand in wet clothing, shivering. (Leshwi, WaT)

Never let something trivial like a sense of humor get in the way of a good joke (Yumi and the Nightmare Painter)

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So lightweaving is just one of those thibgs that can happen cosmere wide

Brandon has said that lightweaving is just a common phenomenon across magic systems....there are many forms of light weaving

For example, in the early stormlight books we see Wit do Yolosh lightweaving (the thing with the sand), we also see that in warbreaker when he tells stories to lights9ng

Elantris spoilers just in case:

Another example is aonic lightweaving that we saw Raoden use to sneak out of elantris

holdon. how is the sorceress lightweaving?? is she a radiant? can she access surges some other way?

what is HAPPENING

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Fuuuuuuuuuujjuuuck man

I used to be smart

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Rhe only thing I ever tell the people I reccomend the cosmere is read warbreaker before stormlight...I just want then to have what I had

yOu HaVe tO rEaD tHe cOsMeRe BoOkS iN tHe RiGhT oRdEr Or YoU wOn'T kNoW wHaT's GoiNg On!

Gancho, Doug, my brother in Adonalsium (Highly), I'm going to hold your hand when I say this:

Not knowing what's going on is the default state for Cosmere protagonists.

Even Wit, who's whole deal is standing over there in the corner smirking like he knows what's going on, doesn't have a single rusting clue.

Read the whole Stormlight Archive backwards for all I care, you'll still find yourself better informed than Kaladin Stormface

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NO SPOILERS RANT ABOUT MY OPINIOMS ON WAT AND THE PEOPLE WHO CRITISIZED IT

ALL YOU FUCKS WHO CRITISIZES WIND AND TRUTH

ALL YOU BASTARDS WITHOUT A COGERENT THOUGHT THROUGH YOUR MIND

NOT A SINGLE SYNAPSE IN YOUR BRAIN

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME DOUBT THE GRNIUS THAT IS SANDERSON

fuck man. I just finished wind and truth, the whole while I've been seeing these posts criticizing it

I AM HERE TO SAY THEY ARE WRONG

That book is a straight MASTERPIECE I am SOBBING OH MY GOD