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“Poems are like a cup of coffee; a cup of coffee is good. But sonnets are like expresso, strong, short, and powerful.”

— Pyle on Sonnets

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welcome to harvard: linguistics 101

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Math professor is having us pretend to give Trump an economic plan/production pitch, but he said to make sure it’s clear, really sell him because “he’s stupid.” This class is gold. We then proceed to turn to our neighbours for the pretend pitch, and my friend says “I’ll be Trump since I don’t know what’s going on.” I love this class.

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Math professor throwing math shade at Trump for not making more money with the money he inherited based on investment math. Hahahaha! This class gives me life.

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When you get out there in real life, there is not book with the odd numbered solutions in the back. They are going to hire you to solve real problems, deal with real situations.

Computer Engineering 270

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That was a lot of foreplay so this better be spectacular.

Discrete math on the information leading up to a theorem

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We prove theorems so we can use them. We don’t just do it to make our nipples hard.

Discrete math

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Sometimes you need to check your happiness…

English 303 from Southern Illinois University

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I could in fact feel a lot of sympathy for you, but I just don’t care.

English 303 from Southern Illinois University Carbondale. 

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Formula books are for the weak.

Physics professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

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My communications book did a thing. 

“Family don’t end with blood.” 

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It's better if you fight the same way.

COMM 103 on arguing couples 

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Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy?

COMM 103 on what to ask yourself when arguing in a relationship

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Love is making yourself vulnerable to another person, and trusting that they will both be vulnerable with you and not violate the trust of your vulnerability.

 COMM 103 (Student) 

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You want to improve any of your relationships, friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, parents, be a better listener.

Comm 103

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Do you own the [text]book? Do you know what a book is? We have a whole building of them on campus. You can borrow them any time. All you have to do is show a card with a picture of your face on it.

COMM 103

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Like I'm gonna protect any body (in a haunted house). I mean I life weights, but they're so heavy. I mean up down, up down. I'm done.

COMM 103