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okay maybe im just full of autism (i am) but like, lets say i was partners with someone who i want to take candid pictures of, or even if its just one of my friends; how do i get consent to take said photo (because some people dont want you to effectively sneak photos of them) without interupting the candid nature? and if i wanted to have that conversation preemptively, how would i do that? and if i wanted to invite someone to take candid photos of me when i look good, how would i have that conversation?

a partner?? who takes pictures of me?? because they want to and not because i asked?? because they think i'm pretty?? huh??

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Sir, that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic delusion

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get it? coz relish

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they might be giants

mom can i be giants

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Sony WM-F51, 1987

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"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

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ur in his dms i’m going to kill myself

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counterpoint: luca guadagnino

We need gay perverts in art. Seriously. All the pervert filmmakers working right now are straight man perverts and that is just not okay.

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i should be riding some nerd's thigh while he gropes all over my body & tells me i'm the girl on his dreams

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all my computers are unbroke but are still fuck

all my computers are broke and fuck

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is that not the divine feminine ?

i am NOT interested in the divine feminine. i will jerk off for 3 hours straight and eat 10% of my bodyweight in smoked meats and cheeses.

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nuffin happened ):

Please universe let something super lesbian happen to me during pride month

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all my computers are broke and fuck

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ive just realised that someone was maybe flirting with me but ive forgot who it was

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- an alien trying to blend in at a kink party

keep cutting holes in myself but no one seems to want to fuck me through it

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new reaction image just dropped

You heard it here first kids 😂

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i need a bird enthusiast to get a tattoo saying "no regrets, only egrets"