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fave quotes from stage managers:

‘could whoever is breathing heavily down the radio mics please stop, it’s terrifying the lighting tech’

‘could the sound tech please stop turning up the lights on the desk so she can take selfies’

‘my nose is bleeding but i will continue on because i am not weak’

‘when i said front of house music i did not mean barry manilow’

‘NOR DID I MEAN THAT RAP MUSICAL ABOUT OLD POLITICS’

‘could the sound tech please stop rapping about alexander hamilton on the radio mics’

‘why does that actor not have any shoes on’

‘LIGHTS GO…what lights? how the fuck am i meant to know, it’s not like im the one in charge…oh’

‘the director has asked for us to be smart casual tonight so bring your freshest looking black tshirt’ 

‘i think an actor just got literally punched in the face’

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hush little baby don’t you cry

daddy’s gonna bust out some sweetass rhymes

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Supposed to rain here today. I hope it does. I can use the fresh start. Wash away my doubts and self-depreciating, subconscious turmoil; replace it with a tomorrow that smells like all possibilities are within reach. -cc 

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yo so im officially moving my kinblog to @irl-davesprites so this blog is gonna be dead since its a sideblog ill leave it up tho since ive gotta reblog memories from this blog to that

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woof

reblog if u agree

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im so mildly annoyed rn by the fact thst i a)have to sleep on a bed and b)cant make a proper fucking pile to lay in for the feels jame im currently having literally what is this bullshit its not right thats what

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Who doesn’t want a rainbow sword?!? 🤗 Get the 🔪: www.kolourco.com Snapchat 👻: kolourco

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Terezi: I’ve done some great things in another timeline but I can’t really feel like that’s me because I wasn’t the me who did that and I don’t know if this version of me could even ever have the potential to understand how to do that

Dirk: *Points to versions of himself committing Fucking Atrocities*

I did that, and that, that’s me too, I’m doing that, That’s Me, #me, #same

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNS AND JANES!!!

heres to another awesome year for all yall

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there was no download link yall there was no download link were all free, none of us have to play the damn game again holy shit

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The ‘Striders are now officially smiling’ appreciation post

Look at these two

Look at they’re tiny cute smiles

Look at how happy they finally are

Such cuties

Such cinnamon rolls that are too pure for this world

Kill me now

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Meu

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Drew a Dave on stream today.

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Like/Reblog if you’re kin with someone from Homestuck!

If you’re reblogging, include your kintype(s) and any following restrictions. Fictives, synpaths and those who id with a character can obviously like/reblog to!!

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