don't need a gym membership to exercise my freedom of speech.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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But on the real, you can find me where the sun sets.
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Just another day in the life.
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How I spent 420/my mother's birthday.
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A passenger was removed from a flight leaving Chicago for Manchester, New Hampshire Thursday afternoon.
BREAKING NEWS! STOP THE PRESS! An unlikely terrorist was escorted off a flight after carrying out an attack on the unlucky bastard seated next to her. These heinous actions could have easily been avoided if only she had some earplugs or he some nasal strips. Even more atrocious, this femme fatale not only interrupted the victim’s slumber but she destroyed an innocent button up in the process. As of now there is no relation between the nose that was snoring and the shirt being worn. For all those who happen to let out a snore or two when sleeping please head this attack and take it at as a warning; you are only safe in your bed. Snore in public and you may fall casualty to an unwanted pen assault.
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Getting my Bible study on at my typical hideout.
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Healthy eating with these fat fucks.
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Masterpiece.
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Two rules to be able to hang with me: a. no pants allowed b. must drink Bloodys If you don't drink Bloodys you can still hang, you just need to bring me one.
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Hey Mom, go ahead and try to hate on my beer & pea combo...good luck.
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Morning rituals.
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Why play their game when you can create your own?
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My OCD can be pretty handy when it comes to staging photos.
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Stumbled upon my mom's Tom Petty album. Lyrics fit me to a T. No shit I turned into such a free spirit growing up listening to this.
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Can't hate Monday's when they go like this.
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