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I made ChatGPT write a Shakespearean Sonnet about garlic bread

Oh pungent bulb, whose aroma fills the air, With flavor strong, it doth our taste buds please. Thou art a crusty loaf, so light and fair, A food divine, that all men do adore.

Thy savory scent doth make the kitchen warm, And thy bold taste, it doth excite the soul. With each bite, a symphony of harm, A harmony of flavors, makes us whole.

The wheaten flour, it doth so tenderly, Embrace thy garlicky essence, like a lover. And when we take a bite, it causeth glee, A rush of taste, that lasts us until over.

So let this sonnet be a homage paid, To garlic bread, so good, it must be praised.

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Holy shit, I just got fucking shocked. I was doing something with my Guitar and with the other hand I wanted to turn on my PC and electricity went from my left hand through my arms and upper body to my right hand and I couldn't control my movement. I felt it for the next 10 minutes.

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bonus Matt:

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I made this last year on my old Laptop. Let's see what I can do with the new one.

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Matt: ok you can get healing potions in this shop Taliesin Jaffe: I would like to buy drugs Matt: Well, yeah OK i GUESS All of the rest of the squad: we too would like drugs Matt: [slowly dying inside]

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Caleb, sobbing: I caught the kids doing drugs!!!

Fjord: *sweats nervously* I definitely had no idea about this, I am totally shocked, 100%

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a family can be

a goblin girl, explaining to her father figure that he needs a healing potion and how she plans to steal it

the father figure, who gets what she is saying but also wants books more

a pair of excited ex-circus members, who cant wait to see how this plays out

some lesbians, doing the Eye emoji

and a tired half-orc who just realized he’s the Mom friend

bonus: 

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I’m going to shoot Sacred Flame, and at the same time I’m going to say, ‘Frumpkin, c'mere, let me pet you…’

Laura/Jester

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Nott: What if she's one of his tentacles?

Fjord: So he has tentacles now?

Nott: Not just tentacles. Dwarf tentacles!

Liam: Fucking Anime Actors.

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What do you think I've been doing the last few days

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I like how everyone is like "My teachers are so strict, etc." and we just talked about how efficiently sone of us smuggled beer on a 5 day school trip and his only problem was that we didn't give him any.

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And then there's me. I binge watched two seasons of Game of Thrones with my mom this week.

tv show: *steamy scene appears*

me knowing my parents are in the same room:

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Job Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years time

Me: You know that scene in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World when Scott goes back to Ramona’s place in the blizzard and she offers him tea and lists like twenty different types that she has in her cupboard without batting an eyelid and Scott’s convinced she made some of them up? Yeah I wanna be that

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tbh people mock harry for going back to rescue fleurs sister in the second triwizard task but harry knows dumbledore better than anyone else. he probably looked at the situation and thought “would dumbledore let an eight year old drown just because fleur couldnt do this bit? yes. yes he would.”

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The Turducken

Krillin: It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey.

Yamcha: You know, because the holiday isn't quite gluttonous enough on its own.

Goku: Sounds awesome, is that what we're having?

Bulma: Nope. Although impressive, I decided they stopped short when designing the turducken.

Krillin: Yeah. They seem like real underachievers there.

Bulma: So I decided to make my own variety.

Yamcha: What's that, a polecat stuffed in a possum?

Bulma: Nope, first we start with a hummingbird-

Goku: A what?

Bulma: Put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a Cornish hen, then put that in a chicken. Put all that in a duck, then a turkey, then in a bigger turkey.

Krillin: TWO turkeys??

Bulma: Hey, it's Thanksgiving. Put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! Put all that in a pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747.