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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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tamsyn muir introducing 90% of the characters in tlt

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Listen. Harrow and palamedes as coworkers. They're great at solving problems together on the clock but the first time they saw each other at the gay bar palamedes waved and harrow tried to kill him with a knife

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Character, book, and author names under the cut

Harrowhark Nonagesimus/Gideon Nav- The Locked Tomb by Tamsyn Muir

Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic 

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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think

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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

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Here’s the Harrow piece to accompany the one for Gideon, and a process gif.

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back to posting old art, after a brief intermission of doing new art XD

this time it’s Gideon from January 2021. DId this as a companion piece to one for Harrow, will be posting that later

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Thought to myself just now "Honestly Harrow is such a little bitch god i love her"

and realized i had become gideon

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smarter things have also been done in the name of lesbianism but that's neither here nor there at the moment

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mama a Body behind you 😰 // pt1/pt2/pt3

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conversations ianthe would kill herself after hearing

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If they were ever make The Locked Tomb TV adaptation, I fully believe that the only way would be to insert as many shitty visual memes as possible. If there ever is a TLT series, I want to be able to take a screenshot which is an exact re-creation of a meme. The guy looking back at the girl in the red dress, but it's Gideon looking at Dulcinea. Harrow should open a page on a book of necromancy theorem and it should be the Loss jpg. At least one communal meal at the Mithraeum should look exactly like that two women yelling at a cat meme.

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to everybody that told me i was gonna "have so much fun reading htn"- why the fuck did i just read about god having an orgy? why did the light bounce off the book into my cornea and allow my occipital lobe to convert what i just read into a mental image? god almighty just got bent the fuck over by his two saints undying. i'm sick of you all. you will feel my wrath

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god wishes you were his daughter. but you’re in a toxic yuri situationship with god’s actual daughter. and you have the hots for this bitch he considers his ex who never truly reciprocated his feelings. and that bitch was secretly in love with your great great great (x100) grandma. who was besties with god.

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The Reverend Daughter

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