A complete fool, an absolute clown, a buffoon of epic proportions (read: the approximate height of your left leg) (nice stilts btw) // Fandom blog: the-fandom-fool
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not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs.
"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko
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clown graveyard and its just one grave
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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim
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executive orders should be Required to have citations. like dude i'm not going to take everything you say at face value just because you're mr. president
#🎶 why you always lying#why you always lying#mmMMM oH MY GOD#STOP#FUCKING#LYING 🎶#not even gonna tag this guy#politics
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2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
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finally, someone for tumblr
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hey! *rotoscopes your fool*
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