yes my header is a pride flag in a walmart. welcome to corporate america. blog exists because my family says some buck fucking wild bullshit, and by my family, I mean it's usually me
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“You spread your legs like the whore you are” “excuse me? I’m a slut, not a whore, I don’t get paid”
#incorrect quotes#quotes#quote book#nsft#for context the one being called a whore is asexual#college life amirite
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"I might have to commit the sin of the beast... I'm going to grab a fork and knife" -me
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"Yes, they need their music, but titties?? On a Sunday morning?????"
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"your shoulder just looked especially biteable"
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"What am I gonna say? It doesn't make sense?"
"You're not gonna say anything, you're a goddamned mime!"
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"sand in your butthole is just sand in your butthole"
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"Hi, can I help you?"
"Well I don't know, are you a therapist?"
"No, but I know a couple!"
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"Pike is short for picheal!"
"Man is short for mantis shrimp."
"Please tell me you came up with that on your own"
"Yeah, I did. They're pretty and blue and punch things to death! So always at the forefront of my mind."
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"I will piss on your grave, Honey-B-Healthy®️!" - me
#quotes#quote book#I AM TRYING! TO FIND! RESEARCH! ON THIS PRODUCT!!!!#STOP! TRYING! TO! SELL! IT! TO! ME!#THIS IS FOR! AN EXAM!!!!!#FUCK YOU#honeybhealthy#apiculture
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"Casie, have you ever considered the benefits of communism? Socialism?"
"She's a biology teacher!"
"Sorry- Have you ever considered the benefits of Anarchism?"
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"No, no, the best character was the dog that you accidentally possess!"
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"Are you telling me that Squall Leonhart of the liverpepper au gives off old person vibes???"
"Not quite? More like young old person. Fresh old person."
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"That music means a mii has fallen in love... Oh no..."
"Oh, is "your mother" not a romantic enough line for you? What do you have against romance, LINDA?"
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"You all need to go to the mental hospital. *Throws crumb* Foot dorito!" -brother
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"I'm SORRY, I don't want to see a woman's low poly chest!" -me talking about oot great fairies
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"I may be aroace but women are ✨hot✨" -sibling
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"everyone is stupid in their own way. The difference is, is it a stupid that pisses me off? Or is it a cute stupid?" -me
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