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with your enemies traveling abroad without a care in the world, it seems to me that ythe collective aren't as dangerous as they think they are.

I think you've got it twisted. You underestimate us, but I promise you won't for long. Soon you'll be asking yourself, why did our alpha abandon us again?

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looks like NOLA is short a savior, pity that your ‘ queen ‘ is so disinterested by the happenings in her beloved home, that she galavanted off oceans away. i’d reconsider that vote if i were you, maybe the spare, would like to take her stab at it.. we all know how much dear old dad enjoyed playing second fiddle to klaus, somethings just never change! keep your eyes peeled though, we’ve got many surprises coming your one, so many that they might STAB you with excitement… or dread.

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Is everyone having a relaxing time? Your queen is galivanting around Europe, and everyone else is running around scared or stupid, or both. Some of you are cozying up to one another, despite secrets unshared. So you might want to say an extra goodbye to your loved ones tonight. Not everyone's going to make it through the week.

XOXO, Greta.

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Top 5 least dangerous versus top 5 most dangerous in New Orleans at present?

every supernatural creature poses a threat to our peaceful reality but if it's specifics you'd like, who am i to not oblige?

top five most dangerous, according to my observations:

hope mikaelson

kaya lockwood

ingrid mikaelson

asher lockwood

josie saltzman

top five least dangerous, according to my observations:

alexia salvatore

nagisa abe ( maybe once she's aware of what she can do, it will change )

benedita carvalho ( human snoops are particularly annoying however )

theodore salvatore

julien theriot ( magic or not, who's scared of a guy with a puppy? )

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the loyalty between your people when compared to theirs, is seriously lacking. you should look into that, any idea why that is?

what are we HR? handing out punishments is unfortunately a little above my pay-grade but since you've been so nice, i can tell you, that the price for TREASON, is high and those who have to pay it often don't ' live ' to tell us about it and if by some off chance they do, well ⸺ they're just never the same.

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all of these monsters seemed to be coupled up, any opinions on their love lives?

i wouldn't call repulsive finding repulsive a ' love life ' and i'd be inclined to care more if they actually provided entertainment. true love? in this economy who has time for it?

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If you have any burning questions for The Collective, now's the time to get them to us. We promise to answer with complete and utter honesty. We'd never lie to you !

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I think some of your hunters have ended up on the wrong side of the crew…. Plans for them?

specific plans ? that would be above my pay grade. but, you see, we don't exactly have an HR department so my guess is it could get pretty gruesome.

You wound me, caller, thinking that I don't know what's going on. I have an ear to the ground at all times; nothing is truly a secret. Even if they think they're being sneaky. Trust me, they aren't good at it.

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I don't think your hunters are making it out alive, hopefully you have a backup squad

Or perhaps you don't know the whole story just yet. We have many cards left to play, but we promise it'll be a good show.

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boo, tomato tomato… i thought monsters were meant to put up more of a fight, but between hellhounds frozen by fear and kissing tribrids, i really do think our work is bound to be easy. bet i can tell you how many of your number suffered, want a hint? it was a lot, and in bigger numbers too. i did WARN you all, your peaceful days are numbered.

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Rumor has it that Ingrid and Hope are back to “normal” while Kaya is still off her rocker. Thoughts?

and normal means what ? still being grotesque undead leeches ? seems like not much has changed then. doesn't surprise me about the lockwood. i think it runs in the family.

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better late than never, huh ? don’t want anyone to have too much fun without me. i prefer my blood under the microscope, looks like i might get the chance to see yours sometime soon. and who am i ? daphne xú, lab technician, and certified shit talker. so shall we ? just between us girlfriends ? 

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Seems like your little welcome home bash isn't going so great. I have it on good authority that your body count is much higher than ours. I just love it when things go according to plan !

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Thoughts on the Mikaelsons?

Based on my observation, I think the Mikaelsons are deranged, insane, and dangerous. The city would be better off under different rule, don't you think?

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Word on the street is Nova is planning to cut herself off from her family for good but her brother Eiji isn't having it- thoughts?

personally? i love a good riches to rags story ⸺ this is the shakespearean level drama, that i just ADORE listening to. but if matters, nova we're all pulling for you, and off the record? eiji is a pain in the ass.. can't say i blame her.

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Are there any supes you think could give you more trouble than others?

' supes? ' what are they ' x-men? ' please call them what they are MONSTERS and they're all trouble, but if what you mean is if we have HIGHER priorities? we do, but that's for us to know and you all to panic over, let's just say that two pairs of siblings should be watching their backs, LITERALLY.

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“ the most important parties to attend, are the ones you aren’t invited to ‘ - if only dr. hughes would let me out of the lab, i bet i could have given you all a run for your money. but better late than never, name’s sage simmons and i’m here to guess what you’ll do next, bet i’m pretty good at it too. in fact why not send a test, if you dare?