#member ; reed zander.
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the loyalty between your people when compared to theirs, is seriously lacking. you should look into that, any idea why that is?
what are we HR? handing out punishments is unfortunately a little above my pay-grade but since you've been so nice, i can tell you, that the price for TREASON, is high and those who have to pay it often don't ' live ' to tell us about it and if by some off chance they do, well ⸺ they're just never the same.
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Reed walks out of the inn to go to the apothecary, gets lost. Is guided by Jamie.
Jamie takes Reed to the blacksmith. Tells the blacksmith that he’s a bit dim.
Blacksmith begins talking to him very slowly. Reed tells her to talk “normal” and she tells him to leave.
Jamie’s super embarrassed and she scolds reed as they go back to the inn.
Reed goes back and apologizes and asks for a dagger. She makes horseshoes not weapons.
After reed leaves she gives a dagger to his friend (dude named Laxus) and tells him to give it to reed when he learns to not be rude.
After traveling a while Zander tells reed the spikes on a mantacore’s tail would make a good dagger. So reed pulls one off and cuts his hand open.
Reed proceeds to ask almost everyone in the party to put a handle on the spike so he can use it as a dagger.
Reed sleeps until almost noon. Rides a pony and falls asleep on the pony and still falls asleep on watch.
Tells the Dragon Born paladin riding the pony makes him tired. (There’s 5 people walking by the way)
Laxus rides his pony, Jamie rides the draft horse. The rest of the party jogs while reed is dashing for a while.
Reed is too stubborn to admit he’s tired and passes out from exhaustion.
The party stripped him and told him they were attacked by bandits because he was too stubborn to admit to his mistakes and was being rude.
After he falls asleep again from running all day they give him his stuff back.
The party saved a werebear! She’s now helping them. She takes watch so they can sleep and the next night they watch so she can sleep.
Almost attacked by a Wyvern in their sleep. Thankfully the rangers companion woke someone up.
3 party members almost fell victim to a harpy’s song.
One of the goblins following one of the party members drew in Jamie’s book (she didn’t like that too much)
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I think some of your hunters have ended up on the wrong side of the crew…. Plans for them?
specific plans ? that would be above my pay grade. but, you see, we don't exactly have an HR department so my guess is it could get pretty gruesome.
You wound me, caller, thinking that I don't know what's going on. I have an ear to the ground at all times; nothing is truly a secret. Even if they think they're being sneaky. Trust me, they aren't good at it.
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