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I meant au do NOT burn me at the stake I'm sorry 😿

GUYS I MIGHT BE GOING INSANE bmc AI where everythings the same except Jeremy's parents got divorced cause of Mr.Heeres insane addiction to monopoly go and so Jeremy resents the monopoly brad the whole show and after the squip dies Jeremy gets into monopoly go. Alternatively au where instead of Apocalypse of the damned it's monopoly go. ALSO WHERE INSTEAD OF GIVING PEOPLE SQUIPS IFS GETTING PEOPLE ONTO MONOPOLY GO!

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GUYS I MIGHT BE GOING INSANE bmc AI where everythings the same except Jeremy's parents got divorced cause of Mr.Heeres insane addiction to monopoly go and so Jeremy resents the monopoly brad the whole show and after the squip dies Jeremy gets into monopoly go. Alternatively au where instead of Apocalypse of the damned it's monopoly go. ALSO WHERE INSTEAD OF GIVING PEOPLE SQUIPS IFS GETTING PEOPLE ONTO MONOPOLY GO!

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Ease on down the road, the wiz 😋

I HAVE NO ONE TO TAG I THINK SO BACK AT U @bettycrocker-foods

Hmmm also @chickensoupbmc cause that guys cool

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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Idk about y'all but I do NOT rock with the phrase "not yo grandma's ______"! I mean I personally love everything about my grandma's. Not to grandma's music? I wish it was. They have sweet music taste. Love those guys.

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Will Connolly's mouth is proportionally a bit small for his face and Will Roland's mouth since he has an overbite looks a bit big for his face guys idk why I felt the need to say this but their mouths balance each other out 🙁

the thinker 😦☝️ (it's me I'm the thinker I can't stop thinking about Jeremy Heere and his actors)

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finally rewatched ferris bueller and these are my only thoughts

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Sadly kicks a rock guys PLEASE do u think Michael would have a Ferris Buellers day off me personally I think he would LOVE that movie!! He is Ferris and Jeremy is Cameron and Idk who Sloane is. I wanna say Christine but they arent as close as the others are (not that the other 2 are perfect matches, I just think Michael might hijack a parade and steal a fancy car). But anyways it would happen and the Squip is Ed Rooney and Idk what to say about everyone else cause !! SPONTANEOUS ENDING, PAUL OUT!!

Pulls up in a Red Ferrari 250 gt california with beat city playing in the background! So haiiii whaddup. Do you wanna hear me yap :3 please please please I will pull down my prescription sunglasses and smirk in a suave way that makes u want 2 listen 😖🙏🙏🙏

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Pulls up in a Red Ferrari 250 gt california with beat city playing in the background! So haiiii whaddup. Do you wanna hear me yap :3 please please please I will pull down my prescription sunglasses and smirk in a suave way that makes u want 2 listen 😖🙏🙏🙏

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flies in with a jetpack and lands on a metaphorical stage OKAY SO WHAT IS UP BE MORE CHILLERS let me pose to you an idea!! Brand new can't even look it up on the internet sh-tuff. Oh also this is like a comic so imagine it as that. Ahem!! So basically Christine is doing some stuff in the theater and she's all getting silly when she comes across theater (the concept slash word) dead on the floor!! Obviously she's gotta do something about it so she yanks Jeremy and they start solving the mystery together!! And they do like funky detective costume changes and its silly and michael and others make guest appearances and uhhhhhh yeah. Okay concept and parody OVER this is your cue to throw all ur money at me and also for me to fly away on my jetpack!!

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GRAHHHHHH in going thru a hyperfix rn and I want to say it's like. A be more chill phase but it ISN'T it's Christine specifically im obsessed. I yap about her all hours of the day I CANT STOP shes just so 😻 cat in love emoji!! Kicking my feet, twirling my hair!! ILY christine who probably has tried to convince her school to have an official thespian troupe (like and follow if you think she succeeded( she didn't))!! So anyways shes so cool and I love her hairclips and also uhhhhh Idk. Someone make more Christine content I've scrolled all the way down on her tumblr tag and on tiktok (IM not gonna try with insta but I've done it b4 and it probs hasn't been updated soooo) anyways thank u bmc fandom!! I'll be here all week! Fades into background (just pretend or smth 😾)

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WHAT IZ *UP* BMC PARTY PEOPLEEEEEEE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

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Your queen he(e)reby declares that it is Christine's turn to be swished by the hydrologic press

your wish is my command your highness

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TEEHEE thankz pookums!!

ERMM OKAYOK SOOOOO

ONE IS PROBABLY MY ALL TIME FACE THING TO DISCUSS- THEATER!! I'm just that guy. I have fun!! IM FR THE NUMBER ONE THEATER KID guys do you want to hear about how im jason falsettos for the hundredth time. Do u.

2. LEMONY SNICKET guys Im just so funky about him. Me wgen I make lore and aus based off his character and have a handmade pillow based off the 1st all thw wrong questions book!!

3. Okay so also the Beatles cause me and my absolute pookums @bettycrocker-foods and I will go on for days arguing abt beatle lore just for funzies.

4. MY PERSONAL LORE WETHER THAT BE STORIES I MADE UP OR THINGS THAT REALLY HAPPENED TO ME in a certified yappfest man i SWEAR im a CHATTERBOX!! Anyways want to hear abt the ridiculous reason I'm scared of coins.

5. okay guys so it took me 5ever to think of a 5th thing cause ysually my brain cycles thw same 4 things and if I try to think of anything else I explode like a computer with too many tabs open. BUT. I think I could converse avout morally grey charac t re and personalities cause I don't truly think most people can be JUST bad or JUST GOOD (I'm sure tons of people that can be said about too though.) BUT LIKE I FEEL LIKE YOU CANT TRULY BE LIKE YEAH THAT GUY IS JUST BAD!!!111 (points to child character who is learning amd makes mistakes.) or THAT GUY IS THE BEST PERSON EVER!!!! (motions to character who is sweet/attractive but also deeply flawed) IDK I THINK THOUGH THAT ITS FUN TO INVESTIGATE AMD NOT TO GO BACK TO THE LEMONY THING BUT FIONA WIDDERSHINS DID NOTHING WRONG GUYS STOP BEING MEAN TO HER CAUSE SHE BROKW KLAUSES HEART THEY KNEW EACH OTHER FOR LIKE A DAY!!! FUYS I SWEAR SHES NOT A COMPLETE MONSTER 😿💔

N that's all 😖😻 Obligitory tagging people who should NOT respond I'm just being peer pressured guyz 💔 @bettycrocker-foods @Everyone I forgit most moots @'s teehee

List 5 topics you can talk about for an hour without preparing any material

Tagged by @ginevralinton thank you!!!

How I Met Your Mother - I love this show so much and I don’t believe it deserves to be forgotten about just because it had a shit ending. It was created almost perfectly

Watership Down - this book has the best worldbuilding I have ever experienced and in this essay I will tell you exactly why-

The Outsiders - there’s a reason why every school forces its students to read this book, it’s a masterpiece and the characters are all amazing

Little Shop Of Horrors (1986) - this is the best movie musical. This isn’t up for debate. It uses stylisation so well and its lack of restraint makes it work so much better. The musical itself is so brilliantly written and don’t even get me started on the story it’s self oh my goodness I love this movie

Futurama - now this is a great show, anyone who’s watched it will probably agree, but the way it creates the future is so brilliant. It’s the perfect world for this kind of show with this type of comedy to be set in. And all the small details that never get addressed just in the background make the year 3000 what it is

None of these are my current hyperfixation but all of these I hold with so much respect that it would be rude not to talk at length about them

No pressure tags: @spineless-lobster @spaghettiwithnachos13 @krispyy-lotol @justarandombrit @or-not-2b---i-dont-know @ablatheringblatherskite @literary-lesbian @ticcywhaleshark @atleasttheyvegotstars @nocturnal-cryptid and anyone else who would like to join :)

(Also you don’t have to give explanations, I just did because I wanted to)

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phoebe spengler my princess my shnookums my one true love 😻 shes so. I want her to kill a man 💕

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guys... what if I told you.. that.. phoebe spengler is my wife...(real)‼️🤯☝️

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i think bros a little jealous of star...

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Guess who's back on that Archie comic grind 🗣🗣💯🔥🔥