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The "Fallout: Ashfall is woke" cringe compilation.

This will b a blog post compiling all of the insane garbage people who don't like Fallout: Ashfall say about it. The mod doesn't even have an official trailer out and it has already made people unreasonably angry at it. Don't believe me? Just look for yourself. Content warning: Cringe, transphobia and rightoids being hyperbolic idiots.

I should mention that the "anonymous tip" screenshots come from a Anti-Woke youtuber who just sort of decided to take everything this "anonymous tip" said with 100 percent seriousness. For example, the guy just sends the anti-woke youtuber fake TurboSquid screenshot. This guy just took a picture of the submarine from the Fallout: Ashfall discord server and squished it down to fit inside of the TurboSquid site. If you don't believe me, I'll post a copy of the picture on their discord here so you can notice the difference between it and the screenshot the "anonymous tip" gives.

The "tip" also claims that the project lead, AshfallDude, is a trans woman. From what I can tell, there's no evidence to suggest that he's trans. Also I would like to ask: If AshfallDude is a transfem, then why does he call himself AshfallDude and not AshfallBabe or something like that? Like c'mon it's bad enough that you guys are getting on someone's case for being trans, but you're not even getting angry at an actual trans person.

These guys also think that someone named Luka Starflower is secretly in control of the mod and "runs parts of the New Vegas modding community as a crime lord". As far as I can tell, the only people who really believe this are ex-Ashfall developers who run on the middle school logic of "he's friends with a girl, that must mean they're dating" because I cannot find any information on Luka beyond how a bunch of ex-Ashfall developers, including the former lead writer and a composer, left the mod specifically because of her. Actual high school drama tier shit.

And of course you know these guys are TksMantis fans. Also for some reason this guy likes to compare himself and other anti-woke idiots to The Avengers.

I haven't really heard of Fallout: Ashfall until all this weird anti-woke outrage happened. From the sounds of hit the Ashfall Dev Team was gutted by having a bunch of anti-woke types and transphobes being either removed or leaving the mod. I hope the mod does well, it would be a shame if a post-Frontier DLC sized mod was shut down because of idiots like Allout Monty.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Central Jersey Tall Friends Club.

Good evening.

The Central Jersey Tall Friends club or CJTFC are, according to their website the group is "an organization which promotes fun and friendship among tall adults." "Women must be 5'10" or taller, and men must be 6'2" or taller."

As far as I have seen, these guys have not been active since 2008.

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Found this little guy while exploring.

Where was he you might be asking?

On this website.

I don't want to spoil anything else, but know that it's a trip.

[theargdetective]

Who is the ARG Detective?

Good evening. This will be a blog with the primary objective of investigating alternate reality games. Besides that, expect this to be just like any other blog. Some stuff about my personal life, some stuff about my interests and some details on what I do outside of internet detective work. I've had both this and a few other accounts for a while, but I have not quite known what to do with them until very recently. My initial plan was to try and operate some kind of Youtube channel, but considering how the algorithm practically strong-arms people into uploading as frequently as possible I decided to move away from that idea for the sake of maintaining a healthy internet/life balance. I'll try to interact with the community here on Tumblr regularly enough and help out with any strange internet phenomenon or mysteries that crop up here. Think of me like the online equivalent of a Ghostbuster. That being said, I feel like I need to make something clear: I am not an actual detective and I am nobody's private investigator. Do not ask me to investigate actual crimes or real-world cults, please. With that said, hopefully this blog will be a good time for everyone involved. I will aim to at the very least post weekly and am always open to suggestions and questions.

Good evening.