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:(

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To graar or not to graar.

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He likes big... egos?

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I see what you did there.

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Fkn pwnd.

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I approve this message. Yellow-eyed People Eater for president 2020!

SLPT: Protect yourself from carcinogenic markers

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*thrashes around, shredding the book, and setting everything on fire* The End.

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Make it last twice as long by handing out the noodles and the seasoning packets separately.

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He's playing a game, that's for sure.

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Kill it with fire. Or lava. Lava works, too.

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Seriously. Everyone. Yes, even you. Shut the fuck up.

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Dammit white people.

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They never reach full life expectancy anyway.

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Feathers EVERYWHERE.

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The more you know. 🌈

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He doesn't look a day over 600 million years.