#pwnd

[dinkthefruitydevil]

hey dude are you into fitness

listen here you pathetic worm. you may have thought that would’ve worked on me, but unfortunately for you i have an IQ akin to the greats (ie. albeit einstine, luffys battle iq, and kevin james) so your pathetic little preschool jokes won’t work on me.

“erm drrrr am i into fitness?”

“haha fitness this [vulgar extremity] into your mouth”

yeah nice joke….. NOT!!!! i’ve heard it a million NAY, a gajillion times and you really thought i would have fallen for it.

heres a real joke for you but you might not get it because you’re so low intelligence

ahemm

“why did the vampire stop eating red meat?”

“well gee, i don’t know, why?”

“because he heard STEAK (sounds like stake, aka a vampires weakness) was bad for the heart!”

that joke would make me all the rage at parties, if i was ever invited to one, and leave you alone and sitting in the corner!!

next time please think before engaging with someone like me, lest you be ready for the consequences of your actions…

[n0thingiscool]

[tender-loim]

“Mojang too lazy to add 3 mobs”

You’re too lazy to do you 3 reading logs!!!! Owned.

- Tender-Loim

[phemiec]

WHY ARENT MY PSYCHIC ATTACKS NOT WORKING

I have a 1000000 hp psytanium shield, n00b

[bobauthorman]

[sparethedreamer]

absolutely pwnd, n00b

Lol get rekt

What did you fucking do. You didn't do shit. I am literally just sitting here.

[milfmatsu]

why doesn't aop music hit the same way anymore........

[vixenstarlets]

anyone else kill themselves when jesses NA leader talks about his daughter . or is it just me

[emeraldshy98-hellaverse]

Made a Robo Fizz OC named Solarise who, in my Helluva Boss AU, is in Fizzarolli’s place. No further questions please.

She’s a runaway sentient robot who left Mammon’s place for personal reasons. She ended up in the Lust Ring and laid her eyes on the king of Lust himself.

Once again, it’s an AU where my sonas are in place of the OG characters and if you don’t like that my OC is in Fizz’s place then you can leave

Anyways them

[muscleboylover]

stavosanguinius:

Don’t fuck with the curbstomp.

American History X for the win!

Fucking EPIC kick on his black Fucking faggotf!!

[xe-5aj1700155-024]

bHOP u NOOb!! xDxDXDDDXxD

gEt PWnD...

[mediumcutsteak]

"my generation really IS better" the man slowly turning to dust in a line of people who have sequentially turned to more dust behind him says to the boy in front of him.

[animutate]

either they have me blocked too or the url isn't in use??? have you tried getting it? tumblr says there's no blog there

i tried to grab it and it says someone else had it so idk whats going on with that. i dont think tumblr hides blank blogs either theyre just holding it hostage 😭

[shoegas]

That "man" is 16 you PEDOPHILE !!

Get to sit back and look at a mans ass while he works on my car, life is great