#pwnd

[dinkthefruitydevil]

hey dude are you into fitness

listen here you pathetic worm. you may have thought that would’ve worked on me, but unfortunately for you i have an IQ akin to the greats (ie. albeit einstine, luffys battle iq, and kevin james) so your pathetic little preschool jokes won’t work on me.

“erm drrrr am i into fitness?”

“haha fitness this [vulgar extremity] into your mouth”

yeah nice joke….. NOT!!!! i’ve heard it a million NAY, a gajillion times and you really thought i would have fallen for it.

heres a real joke for you but you might not get it because you’re so low intelligence

ahemm

“why did the vampire stop eating red meat?”

“well gee, i don’t know, why?”

“because he heard STEAK (sounds like stake, aka a vampires weakness) was bad for the heart!”

that joke would make me all the rage at parties, if i was ever invited to one, and leave you alone and sitting in the corner!!

next time please think before engaging with someone like me, lest you be ready for the consequences of your actions…

[n0thingiscool]

[telapwnd]

Who has two thumbs and just learned pwn means own smth like pound

this guy . - 🐾🔪

[awemazed]

jiggly on the streets, smut in the sheets.

tell #zumami to call me, we outside meow 💜

[hardcoregamer]

But it wouldn’t be fair to put the blame solely on popular titles. Some smaller or otherwise newer hero shooters never stood a chance whether it’s because of poor design or simple boredom. These dead-in-the-water hero shooters are prime examples of how the genre doesn’t always strike gold.

[tender-loim]

“Mojang too lazy to add 3 mobs”

You’re too lazy to do you 3 reading logs!!!! Owned.

- Tender-Loim

[phemiec]

WHY ARENT MY PSYCHIC ATTACKS NOT WORKING

I have a 1000000 hp psytanium shield, n00b

[bobauthorman]

[ultrvmonogamy]

i binged 3 seasons of warrior n it was p fucking good. more ppl should watch it

[sparethedreamer]

absolutely pwnd, n00b

Lol get rekt

What did you fucking do. You didn't do shit. I am literally just sitting here.

[alisface]

being an alter means a lot of small talk for some reason

[emeraldshy98-hellaverse]

Made a Robo Fizz OC named Solarise who, in my Helluva Boss AU, is in Fizzarolli’s place. No further questions please.

She’s a runaway sentient robot who left Mammon’s place for personal reasons. She ended up in the Lust Ring and laid her eyes on the king of Lust himself.

Once again, it’s an AU where my sonas are in place of the OG characters and if you don’t like that my OC is in Fizz’s place then you can leave

Anyways them

[xe-5aj1700155-024]

bHOP u NOOb!! xDxDXDDDXxD

gEt PWnD...

[mediumcutsteak]

"my generation really IS better" the man slowly turning to dust in a line of people who have sequentially turned to more dust behind him says to the boy in front of him.

[baeddelicto]

Your report on the quote "Gross misallocation of funds within the Celestial Bureaucracy and its direct causation of the Karmic Debt Crisis" has been reviewed by committee and we have deemed you fit for immediate erasure. The psychic strike team has already breached your mind palace and has splattered your inner childs ethereal viscera across the nave floor. You fucking philistine! You utter noob! Get FcKn PWND!!!