#pwnd

[dinkthefruitydevil]

hey dude are you into fitness

listen here you pathetic worm. you may have thought that would’ve worked on me, but unfortunately for you i have an IQ akin to the greats (ie. albeit einstine, luffys battle iq, and kevin james) so your pathetic little preschool jokes won’t work on me.

“erm drrrr am i into fitness?”

“haha fitness this [vulgar extremity] into your mouth”

yeah nice joke….. NOT!!!! i’ve heard it a million NAY, a gajillion times and you really thought i would have fallen for it.

heres a real joke for you but you might not get it because you’re so low intelligence

ahemm

“why did the vampire stop eating red meat?”

“well gee, i don’t know, why?”

“because he heard STEAK (sounds like stake, aka a vampires weakness) was bad for the heart!”

that joke would make me all the rage at parties, if i was ever invited to one, and leave you alone and sitting in the corner!!

next time please think before engaging with someone like me, lest you be ready for the consequences of your actions…

[n0thingiscool]

[tender-loim]

“Mojang too lazy to add 3 mobs”

You’re too lazy to do you 3 reading logs!!!! Owned.

- Tender-Loim

[phemiec]

WHY ARENT MY PSYCHIC ATTACKS NOT WORKING

I have a 1000000 hp psytanium shield, n00b

[bobauthorman]

[emeraldshy98-hellaverse]

Made a Robo Fizz OC named Solarise who, in my Helluva Boss AU, is in Fizzarolli’s place. No further questions please.

She’s a runaway sentient robot who left Mammon’s place for personal reasons. She ended up in the Lust Ring and laid her eyes on the king of Lust himself.

Once again, it’s an AU where my sonas are in place of the OG characters and if you don’t like that my OC is in Fizz’s place then you can leave

Anyways them

[sparethedreamer]

absolutely pwnd, n00b

Lol get rekt

What did you fucking do. You didn't do shit. I am literally just sitting here.

[xe-5aj1700155-024]

bHOP u NOOb!! xDxDXDDDXxD

gEt PWnD...

[mediumcutsteak]

"my generation really IS better" the man slowly turning to dust in a line of people who have sequentially turned to more dust behind him says to the boy in front of him.

[animutate]

either they have me blocked too or the url isn't in use??? have you tried getting it? tumblr says there's no blog there

i tried to grab it and it says someone else had it so idk whats going on with that. i dont think tumblr hides blank blogs either theyre just holding it hostage 😭

[muscleboylover]

stavosanguinius:

Don’t fuck with the curbstomp.

American History X for the win!

Fucking EPIC kick on his black Fucking faggotf!!

[jam2go]

The Kitten Burst Free DLC​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ "Ogma's Temple" is out NOW! ᚈᚈᚒᚂ ᚈᚁᚈᚃ ᚌᚂᚆᚃ GLHF!

You can access the DLC once you've PWND C******s (The final boss)! The entrance is here in the FAQ!

[yakumtsaki]

AND WE'RE BACK. My cancerous thyroid might have briefly cucked me, but now I'm about to cuck every goddamn semi-incestuous couple in this house. Isn't that right, Baby?

-CAWK CAWK

Exactly! Baby here is a parrot that Meadow rolled the want for and I was like sure, what problems could a parrot possibly cause?

-OPEN THIS DOOR. SOMEONE OPEN THIS DOOR FOR ME. OPEN IT RIGHT NOW OPEN IT OPEN IT

Um it should open automatically for you wtf?

-OPEN THE DOOR, MAMMAL TRASH, THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING

Ok Baby seriously why won't the doors open for you?

-I DON'T KNOW BUT I WILL STAY HERE AND PREVENT EVERYONE FROM GOING TO CLASS BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO USE THE OTHER DOOR

Alright then, clearly there's only one solution to this..

Perfection.

-Um, what happened to the door?

-IT ASKED TOO MANY STUPID QUESTIONS. OUT OF THE WAY, HUMMIE SCUM

Well, Baby was clearly a much needed addition to this house. Now, to the main event: an end to the Year of Sin!

NOP, NEVERMIND, SPOKE TOO SOON, MUST DO THIS INSTEAD. We invite Good Witch over for Spice and she asks to bring a friend and it's FUCKING MALCOLM. LMAO. I simply have to, I can't resist-

-Well well well, if it isn't the famous Malcolm Landgraab IV, the finest intergenerational concubine the world has ever seen!

-Huh?

-You were too much of a straggot to date my father, but I know you won't be able to resist the charms of the much better looking son!

-What?

-God, the conversation is just crackling with sexual tension!

-So, Malc, I believe we should make out. Thoughts?

-Where are those fucking butterflies coming from?

-Your stomach? ;)

No, they're from the Good Witch, my bad y'all.

After many, MANY hours of talking, Malcolm finally accepts a lame wolf whistle-

-but our efforts are interrupted by Felina returning from class. WILL YOU GIVE IT A FUCKING REST FOR ONE DAY

-NEVER

-Sorry kid, but if Malcolm Landgraab is to ever consider bisexuality, it will be for someone who can beat up his own sister.

Wtf kinda rule is that you freak?? You know what, just gtfo-

-NO. Stay here, Malcolm, I'd like to hear stories about you and great-great grandma Victoria!

-Oh wow, now that was a real woman. She could hold her liquor, she could whore around, she could beat up anyone.. No man could ask for anyone more feminine!

You are so right, Malcolm, the only one to ever do it better was Long John Silver!

Ok seriously Barth is there a plan here, why are we wasting valuable time on platonic interactions with this loser?

-I just have a feeling true love will prevail!

What are you even talking about-

UM PWND @ ME WTF. ACR DOES IT AGAIN WITH LITERAL NEGATIVE CHEMISTRY LOL

OH FUCK YES TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. Two Babies with one stone if you will!

-HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME, YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD

Ya ok GROSS but finally we can put this behind us, 1 down, 200 more to go. Cyan go back to your other cousin-lover while you still can because I'm breaking you up too!

-Don't have to tell me twice!

Ugh.

-Hmmm...

What now, Barth.

-Nothing, I just keep forgetting I actually have two eyes.

Ya, you and me both.

-But now that I possess peripheral vision, I see there's so much to be done in this house.

You have set yourself on fire multiple times, please stop with the household tasks, that's why we have a butler.

-But he never actually does anything!

Yes well, his main job is to answer the door and we no longer have one, but it's still money well spent.

-WELL I WILL FIX THE DISHWASHER OR DIE TRYING

-BARTH NO I STILL LOVE YOU

-FUCK YOU SUNSET, YOU BROKE MY HEART BY SLEEPING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND. HE'S NOT EVEN RELATED TO YOU

Barth no offense but I think I'm ready for your next electrocution to take you out.

-As am I!

-And I!

-GETTING SLAPPED MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY IS STARTING TO AFFECT MY MENTAL HEALTH HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP

You could stop being Satan incarnate?

-No, there has to be a better way!

-How about I sleep with the boyfriend of the only cousin in this house who doesn't already hate me?

Yes, absolutely, and please take another crack at fixing the dishwasher when you're done.

[shoegas]

That "man" is 16 you PEDOPHILE !!

Get to sit back and look at a mans ass while he works on my car, life is great

[error-on-line413]

[ HUMAN GRUMBLR DASHBOARD SIMULATION ]

🎼human-music-maker Guys I just dropped my latest mix, We All Bleed The Same, check it out here

😍fangirl-womangender omg what a great song and so true we all bleed red <333

🌞sunshine-frolicer love the feeling of warm sun on my skin

🌈polylove Nobody in my local blood related clan gets it, but having multiple partners really is the best way to love <3

🌸cutecore-kawaiii NORMALIZE POLYLOVE <333

🎧lol-pwnd having multiple partners will never be normalized, human monogamy is in our human DNA and it's just how we are as a human society

💐uwu Police officer humans, please arrest this bigot

🎧lol-pwnd no please i have a human same blood clan i need to work to get money to feed them

📔sun-kissed-skin Hey guys, anyone want to come outside and roll around in the non-toxic and harmless plant life with me?

⚡rainbowdash-is-human-lesbian I don't know user sun-kissed-skin, I feel like maybe you're more interested in human sunbathing than human plantbathing for some reason

📔sun-kissed-skin you don't know that for certain

🌌galaxydreamerrr Anyone else feel kind of lost and unsure what to do with their life? I'm 20 btw

📌put-a-pin-1n-it nobody knows what to do with their life at 20 human sweeps! its not like the government sends out a ship to pick you up and send you away to another planet to fulfill a predetermined role, so do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it, op

💮humanchild i hate human school so fucking much

💙soft-n-squishee I got a papercut and now my red blood is all over my human paperwork for my human job smh

📤humanwork3r this is so relatable and classic human stuff, hate when this happens

🏖️humanguy1291 Imagine if you could hate someone, but like, romantically

🗝️fandomfanatics this human normie doesn't know about human enemies to lovers

❤️️agender-humanly chat, human onceler his ass

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