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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
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the song vigilante shit by taylor swift is so marcella riggins--coded
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Quotes from Authors on Writing
“You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.” — Stephen King
“Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on.” — Louis L’Amour
“Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very.’ Your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.” — Mark Twain
“Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.” — Anton Chekhov
“A professional writer is an amateur who didn’t quit.” — Richard Bach
“You fail only if you stop writing.” — Ray Bradbury
“I hate writing, I love having written.” — Dorothy Parker
“No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader.” — Robert Frost
“The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself.” — Albert Camus
“Write what should not be forgotten.” — Isabel Allende
“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.” — Ernest Hemingway
“Find a subject you care about and which you in your heart feel others should care about. It is this genuine caring, not your games with language, which will be the most compelling and seductive element in your style.” — Kurt Vonnegut
“The art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe.” — Gustave Flaubert
“I’m not a very good writer, but I’m an excellent rewriter.” — James Michener
“Write what you know. Write what you want to know more about. Write what makes you feel. Write because you have to. Write because you want to. Just write.” — Cecelia Ahern
“You should write because you love the shape of stories and sentences and the creation of different words on a page. Writing comes from reading, and reading is the finest teacher of how to write.” — Annie Proulx
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Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.
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In my Spanish class the teacher told us expressly that we don't have to do the pledge (probably bc she's not from the US herself), and about half the class doesn't but I kinda did it anyway out of habit, and usually ended up thinking, "Why am I doing this?" almost every day.
Yeah, I'm not doing that anymore.
I'm also going to stop doing it on b days, where it happens during math class. luckily that teacher isn't the type to get people in trouble for that, one of my friends has stopped saying and nothing happens.
dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.
no getting up. no looking at the flag.
everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.
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Feeling funny today
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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
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real writers don’t have writer’s block because they never start writing in the first place.
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theres no hope but ill just make my own shitty little homemade hope i guess
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