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reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

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i really can’t explain this but if you’ve read the minecraft end poem and it makes you feel Things™️ you should read “this is how you lose the time war” by amal el-mohtar and max gladstone and if you’ve read “this is how you lose the time war” and you have not already read the minecraft end poem you should do that as well

anyways here’s the end poem have a lovely day

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Final thoughts: this book fucked

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I'll be all the poets, I'll kill them all and take each one's place in turn, and every time love's written in all the strands it will be to you.

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I think “handsome decoy” IS a jesper fahey talent

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you have to outlive donald trump

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If you voted for trump just know all of the crows are judging you

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Imagine it: It's the 5th of November, 2024 and it's election day in the US. While everyone is waiting with bated breath for the election results, Jensen Ackles, (in)famous supernatural actor, releases the tapes (unedited recordings of Castiel's confession scene made with Jensen's phone). At the same Vladimir Putin drops dead from sudden failure of body that just couldn't take all the evilness anymore. Everyone is rejoicing when, suddenly, Steven Moffat appears on TV in all countries and announces Sherlock season 5. Furthermore King Charles abolishes the monarchy on a whim, the pope twerks and the mystery of the Mary Celeste is solved once and for all. While you're processing this information, you remember the ongoing election and learn that Georgia has just turned blue and Kamala Harris is president of the United States. Now, if you can picture all this in your mind, exponentially amplify the feelings you have right now and then you might even get close to feeling what everyone was feeling on DestielPutinElectionDay, November 5th, 2020.

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“What if an EO isn’t a product of just any trauma? What if their bodies are reacting to the greatest physical and psychological trauma possible? Death. Think about it, the kind of transformation we’re talking about wouldn’t be possible with a physiological reaction alone, or a psychological reaction alone. It would require a huge influx of adrenaline, of fear, awareness. We talk about the power of will, we talk about mind over matter, but it’s not one over the other, it’s both at once. The mind and the body both respond to imminent death, and in those cases where both are strong enough—and both would have to be strong I'm talking genetic predisposition and will to survive -- I think you might have a recipe for an EO.”

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"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic

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mmmmmmmilk duds

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Victor Vale

barty crouch jr.

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listen, i know free rein trended a bit after the first season of shadow and bone came out so i'm sure i'm not the first one to notice the absolutely WILD similarities between pin and kaz right??? there was a line in the first season about picking locks since before he was born, in this season after the horse theif incident his grandfather (who's a duke, who would've guessed? not me) was decended from smugglers and their money came from a dodgy place, so he's technically still a criminal... and he's also bought brightfields... and raven, for zoe, and as they're talking about it he literally says "consider it an investment" I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND. 😂😂

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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think