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Do what you want forever because no one can stop you in any way that matters.

And get yourself a group of ride-or-dies to be stupid with.

Here's something fun to do! Respond in Replies, Asks, or Reblogs!

In case it's not showing up too well:

AGENT PHOENIXES OF THE MULTIVERSE!

What is your advice for new recruits?

I'll draw as many responses as I can!

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Omg yes

Magnus is so stressed all the time it's not even funny

everyone loooves when the disheveled attorney goes into the bathroom and splashes water on their face right before court but lawyers only do that under conditions of extreme stress. if your defense attorney has been properly served with discovery and given enough continuances to prepare they should NOT be gripping the sink and giving themselves steely-eyed motivational speeches in the mirror. the caseload recommendations you see online and in pet stores are WAY too high. a healthy attorney should never be running through the courthouse hallways with their blazer flapping behind them and twenty case files in hand. I don't care if you think it's "cute."

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redesigned all my designs recently.. heres a lineup of the agency guys (individual refs + shawn and sam under cut. woaw.) zoraxis tomorrow okay...

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"Well, I guess this is a bad time to announce my decision to quit and retire as well."

*sound of drink-sipping*

"Anyway, I'm in Bora Bora with my wife right now, so Morales, fuck off."

*more drink-sipping*

"Congrats on your retirement, Birdie."

You think they'll figure it out?

Oh my god, no.

______________END TRANSMISSION_______________

[The camera flicks on, displaying the avians familiar office. He looks. sad?]

“Hello. My name is Agent Phoenix—or as my friends may know me as Birdie or [REDACTED]—“

[A black bar has been edited over his mouth, redacting his name for anyone who would make an attempt to lip read.]

“Today is the day that everyone has been dreading, for i am retiring from the agency.”

“I would not like to disclose anything. Anything besides the fact that I will be marrying my high-school sweetheart and moving out to the countryside. I hope that my world will not go to shit without the esteemed Agent Phoenix.”

“I would like to thank my mentors, my handlers, and all my friends in the agency. Thank you all for everything.”

[As the camera flicks off, there is nearly silenced snickering from the agent.]

[the-one-and-only-043]

It doesssss

i saw u at yo worst & never even thought about leaving you

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"Phoenix is a functioning adult that doesn't need to be babysat" and "Reginald and/or Prism are Phoenix's parental figures" are ideas that can coexist. Adults need their parents too.

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LMAO

this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.

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Antonia can and will debate with Sammy for hours on something very stupid.

Magnus would die.

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

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POV: you said something that made Reginald and his newest (and most violent) Agent weary of you.

Thank you SO MUCH to @randombikite for this amazing picture of my Titanic AU John Juniper and Reginald. It's gorgeous 😍

@eod-agent-13-12 this is based on our RP!

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(23) ✎ What is most commonly misunderstood about your OC

agent phoenix:

generally as a character just anything he says or does because phoenix hybrids as a species are not taken seriously because theyre treated as pets because of various traits,, mainly healing—something something its believed that if you have a phoenix around it wards away sickness and helps you recover faster—a lie, quite frankly,, but anyways there is a scene that ive been meaning to write where is high school phoenix and its something along the lines of

teacher: alright who brought their pet. you all know thats not allowed. birdie: ,,,,:< teacher: who’s pet are you 🙄 birdie: uhm. no one’s? my dad said this is my classroom :< teacher: oh. oh shit okay.

and also i have him in my art fight and i think the most common thing added that he doesn’t actually have is pupils? if that makes any sense?? so basically the tk implants glows because kinesum glows so it backlights his eyes and so his eyes are basically big fucking flashlights /silly

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I do love whenever you come across my dash because I can point and go ":o it's my frem"

this be @phoenix-and-found-family btw >:P

I like putting random bullshit there >:3 heheheheh

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The only person who can beat Sic or 043 is Percy and that's because he was a sniper for 20 years lmao

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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Give us the revival lore! (<- Probably already knows but shhhhh)

You asked for it >:3

Okay, so 043 is the descendant of a guy named Quintus, who's basically the god of all things existence. Life, death, souls, etc.

(Also, yes, Quintus is a Transformers dude. Shush /silly)

So the Quintal Demimortals (hereafter referred to as quasis or quasi-immortals) can revive, heal faster than most people, and also generally just tend to get Involved in shit.

For example, one of 043's ancestors is Odysseus. A.k.a The Guy Who Had To Do Like So Much Shit.

And their great-grandfather, Sam Desmond, went through something I'm calling Quintal Breakage. Basically they're getting exposed to so much death that it's slowly driving them insane. Will they actually go insane? I don't know :3 the campaign that brought them about isn't over yet. But it's not looking good

Anyway back on topic, 043 can revive because they're descended from a god who thought one specific lady was kinda hot and now there's literally an entire gene for the revival. This guy had kids so good he fucked with evolution.

TL;DR 043 is Percy Jackson but slightly to the left

Also there's several more gods if anyone would like to hear about them at some point

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Hello! Who is agent silver?

Agent Sliver is, to put it simply, my punching bag character.

He's the only successful iteration(is that the right word? idk) of Project Revival, which was an Agency initiative that attempted (and mostly failed) to replicate 043's revival, which has a shit-ton of new lore that I'm not gonna go into right now.

This is purely so I can murder him again and again without consequences XD

He's also just. kind of a dick. Like Class A level creep. Nobody likes him and he's only still at the Agency because they can't quietly dispose of him without a shit-ton of hassle.

he's also 043's ex-boyfriend. They had very bad taste in men.

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I KEEP FUCKING TELLING YOU THAT YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME HERE, BUT NOOOOOOO

YOU HAVE SEEN MY EMPLOYEE BENEFITS. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

So what kind of benefits does one get for working for Zoraxis? Healthcare, dental, vacation time?

Oh the full package, obviously. We care about our employees. Unlike a certain agency.

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Jesus Christ Taffy, way to punch me in the throat 😭

But yeah, that's absolutely 043

the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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Throws this dipshit at you and runs away

Their eyes are gold btw, the picrew just didn't have the option to change eye colour 😔

ALL IEYTD FANS

i wish to make a drawing of your phoenix’s so if you want your phoenix to be drawn, reblog this with a reference. please bother me with it, cause idk if my ass will be able to finish it unless someone bothers me about it

i will receive all references until 30th january