#magnus bates esq

[the-one-and-only-043]

[043 snarls.]

God fucking dammit. Alright. Drift, KO, Breakdown. You're with me, we'll go in first. Mags, you stay out here. I love ya, but you're not good in a fight. Whirl, you stay out here with Roxy and those idiots up on the roof. 13, I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but if you're comin' in, stay behind us.

Greaves, you stay out here too. We don't need you getting shot up.

[The Squad is mildly terrified of how quickly 043 came up with something. Also how growly they got. Very different from their usual demeanor.]

Getting them out safely is the number one priority. Anything else is a distraction. By any means necessary.

[Several voices echo back quietly, without hesitation.]

By any means necessary.

(Hello. This is an RP request. This is from @eod-agent-13-12.)

13-12 was checking the time, looking at their watch. 014 or Trevor, was supposed to be there hours ago. They've called Reginald already and heard that they were supposed to be on their way but wasn't there.

Out of worry, they call 043 and wait for them to pick up.

(Don't worry. 014 is fine. XD)

[043 answers, sounding a bit distracted.]

Hey, 13, what's up? Is something wrong?

[the-one-and-only-043]

Hello, I'm Agent Phoenix, formerly known as Agent 043.

Roxy told me I should make a blog, so here I am. I guess I should put some stuff about me here? I don't know how this site works

Uhhh

Well, I'm 38, I'll be 39 in November, and I like cats. And Roxana, of course. She's like, the coolest ever, and also my fiancée :)

I think I'm kinda sorta like a step...parent??? To Right and Robutler??? Idk I'll ask Roxy about that tho

I use any pronouns, so get creative

My first handler was a piece of shit, so feel free to talk shit with me haha

Same with Agent Slimeball Sliver. He's a ball of eugh.

Roxy says I should put some boundaries, like stuff I don't like to talk about, so, um. Here you go, I guess.

I don't like talking about my past with Zoraxis in detail, so try to refrain from asking about that. Same with how Handler 043 treated me. Don't be a dick about my scars. The basics, don't be a homophobe, or a racist, or a creep here. I am a liberal user of the block button, and if necessary, I'll report you. Don't be a shithead in general.

Uh

Idk what else to put here so bye

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Hello! Leo here, this blog's moderator and the power behind the throne, so to speak. This is a side blog for my main, @eight-cats-in-a-box, purely for IEYTD and 043! Phoenix!

043 is besties with Reggie!! Their handler is one of the ones closest to their cold, dead heart. :) He's also just recently started dating John Juniper!

043 is dating Roxana! 043 loves the scientist very dearly, and they're quite attached to her. They have a very healthy relationship, and they're planning to propose soon, aided by none other than...

Their murder bestie, John Juniper! He owes being alive today to Phoenix, who dragged him out of the wreckage after Operation: Rising Phoenix. These two are very protective of each other, despite constantly fighting. They've also hooked up before Codename: Agent Clover. Recently, his romantic feelings for Reginald came to light, and they've been in a relationship ever since!

Other notable figures are:

Agent Knockout and his husband, Breakdown! Also known as Damien and Jack Woodworth, this dynamic duo are infamous for their brains-and-brawn mindset. Quite literally, since Breakdown doesn't have a TK implant due to the complications it would cause.

Chief Medical Officer/Lead Field Medic, Doctor Robert "Ratchet" Greaves. Also known as the Hatchet, Greaves is sick of it. 043's nonsense, but also the bullshit the rest of the Agency puts him through. Grouch with a heart of gold. Married to Drift.

Field Medic Support Agent Drift! A very long title indeed, one created to keep him by Robert's side. No one knows his real name- not even Drift himself. Married to Robert.

R&D Lead Scientist Percy James Janssen! He has to deal with all of 043's nonsense, not to mention all the bullshit he gets put through just trying to make stuff. He's married to Brian Gunnings, R&D's resident problem.

Reality Breaker and General Shenanigan-Causer Brian "Storm" Gunnings! This maniac makes too many guns, too many time-travelling briefcases, and...probably too many explosions. Has a habit of flirting with Percy when he's holding chemicals. This is not malicious (somehow) he just really likes his hubby. :)

Magnus Bates, Esq.! 043's fraternal twin and younger-by-ten-minutes brother, he's gotten them off of death row! Don't ask. He's a stickler for the rules, but he's a sucker when it comes to his big sis.

Agent Hot Rod! This flamboyant character drives everyone up the wall, especially when him and 043 team up. He's also got crippling self-doubt, but that's besides the point. Acts like he's hot shit.

...Whirl. This absolute madman of a chopper pilot probably shouldn't be allowed to fly, but he's also the best there is, so who's gonna stop him?

Rung! 043's therapist, kindest soul you'll ever meet, and probably as old as the Earth itself! Kidding. He likes model planes.

Ex-Operative Megatronus! Don't let that title fool you, this grouch has a massive soft spot for anything small and cute. Like his cat. Or his boyfriend.

Orion Pax! This librarian/archivist has a heart of gold and a strong sense of justice, and will not hesitate to throw a punch for the greater good, much to Megatronus's chagrin.

043 is also the parental/fraternal figure to several agents, including ones in alternate dimensions, as well as Prism's kids! Right Robot and Robutler both think they're pretty neat, and their rookies have never been safer :)

TAGS

#043 rambles

Talk tag! Inchar posts, chats, etc

#043 reblogs

Self-explanatory

#043 lore

Phoenix lore!!!

#043 family unit

Specific to those Phoenix has "adopted"

#043 answers

Self-explanatory

#043 flashbacks

RP tag!

#agent duo knockdown

Anything pertaining to Agents Knockout and/or Breakdown!

#cmo dr robert greaves

Anything about 043's favourite grouch :)

#support agent drift

Anything about the infamous ex-Zoraxis Operative Drift. Most know him better as Greaves's husband :)

#lead scientist percy janssen

All the things about one of Drift's dearest friends, and the Agency's deadliest sniper/scientist!

#reality breaker brian gunnings

Anything about Percy's issue annoyance lab partner husband! He does not care about laws. Any laws. This includes the laws of physics/spacetime/reality/etc. This drives Percy up the wall. Has successfully time-traveled. Don't ask.

#magnus bates esq

Anything to do with 043's little brother!

#agent hot rod

Our favourite fashion disaster :)

#lone pilot whirl

This absolute madman really does care. He just sucks at showing it.

#rung the therapist

He's old as dirt.

#archivist orion

Our favourite dumbass

#ex operative megatronus

Don't let that glare fool you. He calls his cat Ravvy.

[the-one-and-only-043]

[043 twitches slightly.]

Oh, great. That means we're gonna have to van-cram.

[Orion shrugs.]

I mean, most of us can sit on laps.

Oh yeah, that's fair.

[Placated, Hot Rod falls silent.]

[043 clambers into the van, with the rest of the squad following suit. Somehow, there's enough room for everyone. Don't ask how. It's ✨magical✨.]

Let's go get my-

Our. Let's go get our little brother.

Yeah.

(Hello. This is an RP request. This is from @eod-agent-13-12.)

13-12 was checking the time, looking at their watch. 014 or Trevor, was supposed to be there hours ago. They've called Reginald already and heard that they were supposed to be on their way but wasn't there.

Out of worry, they call 043 and wait for them to pick up.

(Don't worry. 014 is fine. XD)

[043 answers, sounding a bit distracted.]

Hey, 13, what's up? Is something wrong?

[the-one-and-only-043]

That's because it is.

[Magnus speaks up for the first time. He sounds...mildly annoyed.]

Aww, c'mon, Mags, don't be such a worrywart!

Don't call me that.

(Hello. This is an RP request. This is from @eod-agent-13-12.)

13-12 was checking the time, looking at their watch. 014 or Trevor, was supposed to be there hours ago. They've called Reginald already and heard that they were supposed to be on their way but wasn't there.

Out of worry, they call 043 and wait for them to pick up.

(Don't worry. 014 is fine. XD)

[043 answers, sounding a bit distracted.]

Hey, 13, what's up? Is something wrong?

[the-one-and-only-043]

[Two vehicles come into view. One is the ever-familiar teal van, driven by 043 at speeds that would make a racer flinch. The other is a heavy-duty military vehicle, driven by an unfamiliar person who looks very similar to 043.]

[They park, and 043 all but hurls themself out of the van, followed by the Van Squad and Roxana.]

Any news?!

[The other vehicle opens up, and out pours several unfamiliar individuals. The driver (the resemblance is uncanny, really), a lanky man with brown hair and blue eyes, who is holding the hand of a hazel-eyed blonde- either as a romantic gesture or as a method of keeping the latter from wandering off. From the passenger side emerges a fiery redhead with terrible fashion sense, a rather grisly-looking fellow with close-cropped white hair, and behind him is a shorter man with strawberry blonde hair who looks entirely too happy to be here.]

[043 remembers that 13-12 has never met these people, and introduces them.]

13-12, this is Magnus, Percy, Brian, Hot Rod, Megs, and Orion.

(Hello. This is an RP request. This is from @eod-agent-13-12.)

13-12 was checking the time, looking at their watch. 014 or Trevor, was supposed to be there hours ago. They've called Reginald already and heard that they were supposed to be on their way but wasn't there.

Out of worry, they call 043 and wait for them to pick up.

(Don't worry. 014 is fine. XD)

[043 answers, sounding a bit distracted.]

Hey, 13, what's up? Is something wrong?