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welp

i have died

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<3

just a bunch of doodles i did 

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^^^this is what the start of the ad looks like

if anyone could rb with a photo ID thatd be great

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liking fucked up characters gives me evil serotonin

it's like regular serotonin but sexier

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Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills

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Guys I don't think you understand how much I fucking ADORE the baby Crewmates from Among Us. Among Us Crewmates are canonically 3 feet, so the babies are like,,, 1 foot... Hold gentle..

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Ena

I love them. Also while I’m posting this does anyone know their pronouns? I’m probably just being dumb as usual haha but still

Love you Joel

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yes i love this

She lives rent free in my brain.

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its still good stfu

this was from like 3 weeks ago bye

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AAAAA

I AM FUCKING ELATED TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS WITHOUT VIRGIL SANDERS

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Jelly beans are hot. I could just vore every single one of them. I could.

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Istg, don’t. Don’t make me cry over jelly bean shaped astronaut men again.

White keeps it all together but is a major crybaby with all the internal struggles as imposter. Yellow is always sunny. I think they’re neat☀️⭐️

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Awwwwww

Based on polus snowman ☃️

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I cried

Squidwqrdxspongbob

One day as spongebob was walking to work he heard a faint voice on the distance,it was squidward to his surprise. H-hey spongebob said squidward. Squidward y-you never talk to me sponge bob said shyly. Y-Yeah b-but that can change right. Of course is can said spongebob happily. Squidward walks up to spongebob and grabs his hand tightly. Sponges blushes and runs away awkwardly.

Squidward pov: He’s has liked me since the second grade why now is he avoiding me?

He feels hot tears running down his fans as he runs to work because he’s late for the millionth time. I-I’m here squidward says out of breath. Spongebob sees squidward and runs away and hides in the kitchen. You can see the the sadness in squidwards eyes when spongebob runs away.

When the long day of work is over squidward goes home and when he gets home and in to his pjs he here’s a knock on his front door. Squidward thinks to him self I wonder who they could be. To his surprise it was spongebob!! With flowers and chocolates as red as a tomato. W-will you be my boyfriend asked sponge bob shyly. Yes ofcorce silly . Then they kiss. After dating for 2 yeas squidward perposes to spongebob and of course he says yes the they have 16 children and live happily ever after.

THE END

Author Kylie poopy butt

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Yeah sorry for not posting lol there’s no excuse I’m just really lazy

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True story. We go to the same school so I watched it happen 🤪😃😁😁💖✨

One day in school a girl named Vanessa was having period pains and went to her teacher and said I think I need to go to the nurses office. And the teacher asked why and she said I think I’m giving birth. The teacher said WHAT. And the Vanessa flopped on the floor and pulled down here pants and starts pushing and screaming. Then the teacher gets in the ground and screams pushhhhhhh!! And the Vanessa screams. All the boys watched in horror when blood started gushing out instead of a baby. Then the teacher says I don’t think you’re giving birth I think your just on you period. Then Vanessa says oh. And then one of the boys went home and there mother asked how was school today and then the boys says I watched Vanessa give birth to her period today.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍

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