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It's An Office AU
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Kingdom Hearts AU where Riku's an intern at Ansem's company 'Dark Genesis Inc.'. Regular KH sideblog: @mushroom-winners-proof. Run by: @snapperoni
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Hey Snap! What do you think about making a chatbot personality for robo Riku?? I saw a vid about this new thing called Character.AI and I gotta say, the conversations people get going on with these bots sure can take a turn into hecking funny territory
that does sound cute....
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UMM actually there is a figure in norse mythology named Bragi, meaning that Nomura saw an opportunity to pull funni plot twist again and have it slip under the sane people's noses. (I know the Bragi/Braig shit on here is old, but I thought I'd provide info)
as soon as you unironically said 'um actually' i stopped reading im gonna throw up all the milk i drank
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Au Xehanort hair lore 🥺🥺🥺
xehanort shaves his head after the divorce. he thought he could handle the separation but hes coping in his own horrible crusty way
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In all honesty, Eraqus as a by the book catholic SCARILY works well with Xehanort deciding to go full mad scientist
yeah see it all plays out eventually it all makes sense
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How did Xehanort and Eraqus first meet? Was it at bible camp?
BIBLE CAMP
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Not to criticize you, but if you want to know about a missed opportunity you had... you could've had Terra be Xemnas instead of making Terra one out of 4 clones. You could've had Terra go through this Vader-esque transformation, and become more and more of an introverted, closed off asshat that isn't really happy with his life anymore. Like you could've gone fully soap opera if this
idk sue me ╮(╯-╰)╭
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Ngl the mental image of this au's Young Eraqus and Young Xehanort just making out while liddo Luxu/Bragi/Braig just watches them with the most blank look on his face sounds like comedy gold. It also gives the opportunity for this au's Xigbar to tell Xemnas so many embarrasing stories about the old man.
VERY TRUE however im going to vomit trying to explain body hopping
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What I love and hate about Luxu being both Braig and Bragi is that in the future if we get characters whose names are a combination of those letters we won't know if it is just a normal person or a body hopped Luxu.
Regardless what we think Nomura wins.
nomura already had the fanbase pissing themselves over even a pixel being out of place i wager nothings changed
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....Until this moment it didn't occur to me that there was a possible connection between Bragi and Braig. How the heck did I miss that?
i thought about it for .1 second and i was like 'theres no way that'd be so stupid' and now look where we are
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Anon, are you forgetting the fact that Luxu/Xigbar was Bragi and the opportunity of having Luxu/Xigbar to the the third wheel to Xehaqus in this au, until Xehanort files the divorce.
im gonna get the broom don't bring luxu/xigbar/bragi into this yet i'm still trying to figure out what's happening as is ☠
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Wait. Since Eraqus was confirmed in Terra's heart hotel since KH3, does this mean Xemnas is part Eraqus, thus you can say he and Terra were clone twins in this au?
i already had the thought that xemnas/ansem/xehanort jr were made from terra and he acted as a protoype for them, so yeah
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Little Terra: Dad why are you bald?
Xehanort who shaved his head: A test of my resolve.
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You should turn anon back on your normal kh blog. I wanna see the repressed madness there unfold
maybe once my kh tamagotchi comes in 🥴
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Tbh Dark Road makin' me wonder if Xehanort shaved BEFORE the divorce in this au cause he was like 20 when he did it in canon. The mental image of bald young xehanort terrifies me thou.
cacklin more at the thought that he just shaves his head afterwards in full-blown post-divorce crisis mode
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So how are you gonna translate/reference half of the shit Riku goes through in the games into this au? I'm genuinely curious about if this Riku ends up working for Ansem The Wise/DiZ after he quits his internship.
im not sure; we've all done a lot of chatting over the months and have come up with a couple of fun ideas, but this au's more so been at the back of my mind for a while so i haven't exactly thought thoroughly about things
i don't object to riku staying with DiZ for some time though, especially if xehanort's corporations have the potential to be dangerous once riku leaves
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I just realized something. Riku is 6,1. He's as tall as Sephiroth.
being a white-haired anime boy really does wonders for the spine
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I wanna ask this if you do like a 5 years later thing for this au. *clears throat* Is Riku going to be like 6,9 or 6,5 when he grows up?
he'll prob stay the same 6ft height he is now tbh: kid had an early growth spurt and just stopped growing
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