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Uzi what kind of gift would you like to have for your birthday?

👾Birthday? We don’t do those, we have upgrade days though, I guess that’s the closest you can get, typically you get one present and some sort of software update for ai software progress,👾

👾You can never go wrong with getting me a new MCR cd also known as “my chemical robots” they’re awesome.👾

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Would you poison Tessa's food when she is distracted?

Absolutely…

………..

…..not.

((I totally would, but N insists I shouldn’t… also I’ve never seen her eat, she’s never taken off her helmet near us.))

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What would you do if someone calls you cute?

Ignore them and assume they’re saying it to make fun of me, maybe flip them off and tell them “BITE ME. 💀”

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what if railgun shoot fire

It doesn’t

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Uzi how much are you strong?

You “how strong are you.” And idk I’m decently strong, before the solver activated in my system I was just as strong as any drone. Now I feel like a GOD- HAHAHAHAHAH….

(In short I can kick almost anyone’s ass

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What do you do when you're stressed?

Bite

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Uzi what is the most offensive thing to say to a robot?

We usually just use common human insults, or call each other humans can be a major insult, the only specific one I can think of that I know you anons don’t have is Calling them a Nokia phone for a brain ((dense headed, small brained))

Or the classic “few screws loose/a few sparks less of a circuit.”

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Uzi, you seem like the kind of person to listen to raidiohead, do you?

👾…don’t ever mention radio head to me again👾

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Everyone is talking about you and N but what about V? How are you two getting along?

👾V’s alright, I guess… we’re always at each others throats but at least she’s been nice to N so, I guess she’s alright.👾

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Uzi if you have the power of invisibility, what would you do with it?

💀I would haunt everyone who’s ever wronged me.💀

👾Maybe prank V while I’m at it.👾

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Are you and N dating?

👾NO!!! Sh- SHUT UP!!👾

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Hi Uzi! Can I give you a big hug?

💀No💀

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Where can I buy the jacket its badass

👾Idk most of the clothes the drones have are clothes left behind from humans so…. Maybe ask the dead human this got taken off of? 👾

💜I added the dead battery symbol myself and the fluff at the bottom to make it look extra badass. 💜

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“I heard you wanted one so…”

*Gives Uzi a ninja star.*

🌟 💜HECK YEA!! your officially on my cool person list. Stay on my blog as long as you’d like

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as someone who has multiple fanfics of you guys as humans, I am slightly offended but also not.

What…. Who the hell is writing fanfics about me?!

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👾I absolutely do demolish in just dance-👾

Hot take

Uzi would fucking demolish in Just Dance. Only the fourth one, though. Because that’s the best one.

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