the-dark-dr-tobi

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

ate it, more was dropped off. ate that too and now i feel funny. someone needs to remind me not to eat so much cake

I got cake!!! yum!! i love cake!!

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

I got cake!!! yum!! i love cake!!

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

remember—there’s no “i” in homunculus. that’s why they do 90% of the manual labor around my tower

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

*he tried to rip open the net*

[At the city square, eight people were doing a ritual.]

what the fuuuuuu-

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

H-Hey!!! Get off of me!!!

[At the city square, eight people were doing a ritual.]

what the fuuuuuu-

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

[At the city square, eight people were doing a ritual.]

what the fuuuuuu-

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

Tobi.

Meet us at the city square.

ffffine..

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

TOBIAS.

ANSWER US.

JEEZ/.... whatever man..

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

Tobias...

You are in danger...

The prophecy will save you...

What??

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN...

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

I lied. Put your shirt back on. We’re not having sex— I’m showing you my PowerPoint slide about all the canonical evidence pointing to William Afton being on the autism spectrum

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

*sneaks up and fucking grabs ALL OF IT!!* *runs away evil laughing* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*puts candy out* “t1m3 t0 g0 tr1ck 0r tr34t!”

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

We need your science purposes now.

FINE.

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

*lets him out*

THANK YOU BUT EHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!?

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

*turns the tv with the real dr tobi on*

YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-dark-dr-tobi]

EVERYONE QUICK describe your oc story in the worst way possible