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Jason: well who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night

Leo: I do! they call me the midnight barber

Jason: yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties

Leo: is it

Jason: yeah, so don't ever be be doing that to me!

Leo: I do do it to you

Jason: what

Leo: who'd you think cuts your hair, einstein

Jason: my hair just doesn't grow very fast

Leo: what, you think it stays that length naturally. I'm in there, in the night styling away

Jason: how dare you do that to me, in the night, when I'm oblivious

Leo: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I'll lean you against the pillow and ill go at you

Jason: that's perverted

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Leo: campers are calling the heist of the century. I'm calling it a typical Tuesday morning. Hi I just lit the Big House on fire

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Nico: i hate all apollo kids, shh I'm dating a apollo kid, here is a happy meal

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Mortal, *talking about there parents*: My mum doesnt even let me have a phone

Annabeth: well my mum is the goddess of war

Mortal:

Mortal: ...ok

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My sister just said that Kazzel Dazzel (freddy carter) looks like a toad.

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Will: I need you swear

Nico: Fuck

Will: swear as in promise

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Percy: what in the fuck knuckels is this

Nico: he's my boyfriend's you intolerant shit

Percy: woah pump the hate breaks fox and friends I'm just surprised anyone would date you especially pinkie pie from my little pony

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Percy: I'm quick at math

Annabeth: okay what is 38 x 76?

Percy: 24

Annabeth: that's not even close

Percy: but it was quick

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Percy: Chiron, with all due respect I am going to ignore everything you just said

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Thanks @fadingtidalwavementality for tagging me

Last song: Burning pile by mother mother

Last movie: Love, Rosie

Currently watching: the dragon prince and adventure time

Currently reading: clockwork angel and House of hades

Craving: for the easter holidays to start

I'm further tagging:

@i-stole-ur-cupcakes @totallycorrectpjo @thestarkster3000 @reyna-is-a-lesbian @bluevaldezinator

tag 9ish people you wanna know better/catch up with

last song: west coast smoker by fall out boy

last film: run

currently watching: voyager, slowly

reading: recently finished call down the hawk by maggie stiefvater

craving: being wrapped in warm blankets and also the sims 4

i tag: from @spocksbrainzone

@iamdealwithit @captain-picard @chamishipod @not-the-hell-yourwhales @eternalhoodie

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Percy: I'm tired of people overestimating me, but I also hate being underestimated, so just please stop estimating me.

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Nico: someone just asked me if ten is a big number.

Nico: bc 10 dollars isn't alot but 10 murders is

Will: what is wrong with u

Nico: what context is important

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Leo: why are the oranges so spicy

Piper:

Piper: uhh what

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Percy: do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and suck or are their fangs like a straw?

Jason: that's a valid fucking question!

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Leo: do u think when butterflys are excited they feel humans in their stomachs

Jason: go to bed

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Happy Birthday Baz Pitch!!!

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Jason: I understand Spanish to a certain level!

Leo: cuántos años tienes?

Jason: camp jupiter?