the-astral-clocktower
Even in these chains, you can't stop me
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my name is Maria -trans-femme/ enby- she/they - Aquarius - 1993 - US Bloodborne, ffxiv, pokemon and a bit of random. icon and header by @shuasharp
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the-astral-clocktower · 2 years ago
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🤤 
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the-astral-clocktower · 2 years ago
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maria and simon except they r friends (who bond over their mutual hatred of brador (hes annoying)
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the-astral-clocktower · 2 years ago
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“Hey guys can I join ur frog team”
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“Gross!“  "Whoever heard of a GREEN frog?!”
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“I wonder if there’s some magical, amazing world out there where it’s normal to be a green frog”
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“Haha yeah and the hippos live in water and their chickens aren’t on fire”
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the-astral-clocktower · 2 years ago
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really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads
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the-astral-clocktower · 2 years ago
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having thoughts,
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the-astral-clocktower · 2 years ago
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the-astral-clocktower · 2 years ago
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NTA-you stood up for your son
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the-astral-clocktower · 3 years ago
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Pegasus but built like a pterosaur
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the-astral-clocktower · 3 years ago
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the-astral-clocktower · 3 years ago
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anyways can we start recognizing adhd as an actual and serious disorder that
can affect on functioning in every day life so badly that it interferes with taking care of very basic human needs
is not 10 yrs old white boy exclusive disorder
is not a fake disorder created to benefit medicine companies
definitely should not be reduced to “kid who cant sit still and wont stop screaming” stereotypes because adhd has a whole fuckton of symptoms ranging from serious memory issues to fine motor control difficulties
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the-astral-clocktower · 3 years ago
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When the whole party is down but your bard is up
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the-astral-clocktower · 3 years ago
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wasp girl captured under a glass. slide the paper under there
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the-astral-clocktower · 3 years ago
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the-astral-clocktower · 3 years ago
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Seriously fuck apple hardware and their hinges that break monitor cables and their butterfly keys and their 24-step battery replacement process that involves *removing your goddamned speakers* to replace the battery.
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Fuck. That.
Fuck their specialized Apple screwdrivers
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And their bullshit expensive replacement parts.
Two weeks ago I added RAM to my new laptop and it took about four minutes.
I just now replaced the fan on my old laptop while I was on a call with a vendor.
Both of those things used the same phillips-head screwdriver that I got in a pack of three for a dollar fifty at daiso. And I didn't have to *use a hairdryer to soften the adhesive on my speakers* to access either of those parts, let alone a part as basic and as likely to fail as a fucking battery. Hell, I opened up my new laptop and found out that there's a spot for me to put in a second SSD with a similarly small amount of effort.
But while I'm here:
Fuck modern cars. Fuck the engine covers with breakable pins that make it a pain in the ass to do anything more than checking the oil. Fuck the use of tablets as an interface for dealing with the car. Fuck proprietary RFID key fobs and fuck tire monitoring systems that'll make you fail a smog check.
Fuck cheaply made clothing that won't last more than a couple dozen wears but is so thin and flimsy that it also can't handle being mended.
Fuck printers that require a subscription for ink every three months even if you aren't out of ink, because they'll say you're out of ink because they disable the cartridges after a certain time no matter how much or how little you've printed.
Fuck printers generally, they're such cheap and horrible pieces of garbage at the consumer level that it's usually less expensive to buy a new printer than it is to replace cartridges, and it's usually cheap to replace the rollers but the printer is such shit that your odds of snapping off some fiddly piece of plastic garbage are about 50/50 even if you do know what you're doing.
Fuck all of this shit. You should be able to fix what you own, and if you can't or don't want to learn how to, you should at least have the option to try without becoming a professional.
I keep seeing that post about wanting packaged delivered slower by happier, safer, better-paid workers and first of all: Fuck yes. But also: I want clunkier, heavier technology that is easier to fix.
If I needed a laptop that could fit into a manila envelope I would get a fucking tablet, what I need is a laptop that has some actual computing power and that I can swap the hard drive on in less than forty minutes.
The cellphone I had five years ago had a smaller screen and a thicker case, but I could replace the battery with my thumb as the only tool, and with some effort (less than it would require now) I could replace the whole screen. I don't need a seven inch screen and four cameras on the back and a thin, lightweight case, the phone that was the size of my palm and half an inch thick was fine and LOOK I know a lot of the components have become smaller; why did we move to slimmer cases instead of keeping the thicker ones that anyone could crack open to swap in a SIM or replace the battery? You could have BIGGER batteries, with longer lifespans if you still had thicker cases and smaller screens and then maybe this piece of shit phone would fit in any single pocket on my clothing instead of hanging halfway out and trying to make a dive onto the ground every time I stand up.
I don't like the attitude of "stuff in the old days used to just WORK" - in some ways it's true, in some ways it isn't. Cars in the old days certainly did NOT just used to work. But it used to be a fuck of a lot easier to get into an engine and *fix it* without having to get an entire collection of vehicle-specific tools and half a computer science degree. Printers have never, in the existence of printers, "just worked" but they didn't stop printing because of a programmed date on a chip in the fucking cartridge.
A lot of hardware from today is fine. SSDs are pretty great, and there are new manufactured hard drives that I know are going to last thirty years, just like the 40MB drive from 1987 that a customer brought into my shop a few years ago.
There are people out there who are making good stuff.
But it's so fucking frustrating the way that it feels like you have to fight to find something that isn't just the absolute shittiest piece of garbage. The amount of stuff out there that is flimsy, likely to fail, and only-user-serviceable-if-the-user-is-already-technically-proficient is really, really upsetting.
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the-astral-clocktower · 3 years ago
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The newest thing I find way funnier than it should be is talking about fictional events like they would on an in universe true crime podcast.
For example:
“We’ve got a really heavy case for you today, but it’s been highly requested, so here goes. This is part one of the massacre at Whitestone Castle.” “I hate this case man. No one likes this case.”
“An update on one of the weirder cases out of Zephrah, and believe it or not, it’s a happy one. We told you a while ago about the disappearance of Viliya….” “No fucking way.”
“Now there are rumors that the murders of the Beck, Grieve and Ermundrud families may actually be connected…” “That’s bullshit.”
I mean it’s not that funny but somehow it still amuses me.
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the-astral-clocktower · 3 years ago
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the-astral-clocktower · 3 years ago
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I’ve been thinking about Actor AU
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