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People who think fat people are inherently unattractive are so fucking deranged. You can accept that there are people out here riding dragon dildos like the cops are behind them but a human being with a statistically above average amount of adipose tissue is out of the question????

There are fat girls in this world who have men screaming crying throwing up, begging for the pussy, on their front yards in the rain with a boombox, and you think you're better than them because you drink the laxatives you sell on tiktok to 15 year olds with EDs like water and act like salad dressing is literal asbestos???

I'll guarantee you right now there's a fat man rocking his girlfriend's bed while she's screaming his name like a prayer and has the sheets in a deathgrip and another one with a twink between his legs holding onto his big ass thighs like a rollercoaster lap bar, and here your goofy ass is in the gym, flexing in the mirror for approval from strangers and living off chalk-flavored bricks and bone marrow until your blood is the consistency of chili flakes and thinking you're smart and they're dumb.

There is something seriously wrong with you all and you need DEEP introspection to fix it.

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cuddle the mech pilot you adopted. no, really snuggle her. don’t let her sleep at the foot of your bed. she thinks she doesn’t deserve to curl up with you like a person and will sleep down there huddled up like a dog if you let her. don’t let her. tell her gently but firmly that you want to touch her and that she’s going to get under the blankets with you and you’re going to spoon her

she might cry a bit. pilots aren’t used to that kind of affection. just wipe her tears and tell her you love her and it’s ok for her to cry. and then fall asleep together

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Sure, lazy couch potato cheeseburger and french fry feederism is cool, but hear me out.

Give me feedees who don’t want to be helpless and immobile. Feedees who love their bodies but also love their hobbies. Feedees with interests apart from becoming a sentient couch for someone else to look after. Feedees who cosplay or garden or want to eat a variety of things. Feedees begging their feeders to learn how to make authentic chicken vindaloo, Jamaican style curried goat, maduros and ropa vieja, real pirogi, or llengas tacos. Feedees who work all day and come home and wolf down a table full of food because being productive enhances their appetite like no other. Feedees who absolutely want homemade apple butter and biscuits over egg mcmuffins. Feedees dragging their feeders out to the local U-Pick and eagerly filling their buckets with fresh summer berries and going “youre going to make pie AND cobbler right? and jam? i need that clove and raspberry jam. please.” 

And give me feeders who can’t just cook, they can throw down. Feeders who can make - and cure - their own sausages and bacon. Feeders who bake bread without recipes because the way their feedee eats it’s honestly easier to just bake it than keep going to the store every single day. Feedees who take pride in the variety and quality of what they put into their feedee. Feeders getting mad their feedee bought canned whipped cream because fresh is so much better and of course, there’s whipping cream already in the fridge just get the hand mixer out it takes like 20 seconds what are you doing with the Reddi-Whip. Feeders who make artisan ice cream just for their feedees. Feeders grinning at the U-Pick because they’re going to make pie, cobbler, jam, and summer berry wine for when their feedee wants something special after dinner. Feeders who have enough food skill to run a homestead if they really wanted to.

Give me cozy, loving, interesting, high-variety, quality over quantity style feederism that’s less about size and more about nurturing and the long, drawn-out path between “starting” and “ending.” Give me a leisurely walk in the inbetween instead of a sprint, and live your life in the meantime.

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pov: you’re a cuties forehead about to receive a thousand drunk kisses

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It's your first time looking at this sort of stuff. Whether it's full on detransition kink content, or just you enjoying the fantasy of being treated like you're male, or becoming more of a guy..

Yet, even though every part of you tells you you shouldn't be enjoying it. You did, and eventually you come back to it. Sitting down at your computer or looking at your phone. Once again fueling that fantasy of losing your girl self~

However this time something weird happens. You see something pop up, asking what aspect of yourself you'd love most to have feminized. The options are vast, covering all sorts of physical things, but also mental and behavioural changes. Despite the oddness of it, you answer honestly and the popup vanishes leaving you to continue the pursuit of the oh so confusing fantasy..

Your mind is deep in arousal at this point. So very deep in the fantasy of being male, it's just such a hot thing to think about. But then, a popup appears again. This time however it fills you in on the context of the previous popup while asking you something new... You learn that the option you chose earlier will happen to you in real life. The thing is, now you must choose an aspect of yourself to get masculinized. If you can last 24 hours without touching yourself to this newly masculinized part of you, you will get your wish in what you want feminized~

The thing is, this is so silly, this cant be real. So you don't take it very seriously. Yet there is a small part of you that's worried "what if it is real...?" So you choose something that you don't really pay much attention to. Oooor perhaps you're that horny that you choose something that would deeply impact you. Either way, you make the choice and you return to your fantasy.

Something about you starts to change, but you're so deep in your fantasy. Whether it's something you'd notice or not is irrelevant, you keep pushing forward. You start to think of *that* part of you becoming more masc. People commenting on it, and it's too much~! You finish so very strongly. Panting as your mind returns to normal. But then as you come to your senses, you realise those popups were telling the truth. Even worse... they never mentioned a particularly evil thing. That the thing you wanted feminized? Well now that's been masculinized instead~!

You're in shock at it all. Perhaps you're cursing your prior choices. The tricky thing is though, that now? Those parts of you that have been changed, it's so hard to think of them and not get so wonderfully flustered~ So regardless, you'll come back. Wanting to go deep in the fantasy again. The popups will return, but this time- telling you that you can have one aspect of yourself feminized. Yet if you touch yourself to any part that's been masculinized you will experience the exact same consequences. Oh and the amount of time you need to last? That keeps getting longer. 24 hours? Now it's 72, then a week, then a month..

Oh and to make it oh so much harder. Even if you're good at ignoring all these things about you changing. Through some odd sort of magic, people around you. Whether irl or online, will be very likely to point out those things about you~ Perhaps they'll even compliment them, or point out they're so fitting for the gender you're so helplessly becoming "Your voice is so cute for a guy!" Anyone who you're in any sort of sexual relationship will be particularly focused on these things..

Eventually, whatever this popup is, whatever the source of it is will decide it's time for this fun to end. This time just displaying the words "Good Boy~" Offering you no more chances.. You've become exactly what it wanted you to become, and that will never ever change~

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Save our life,please!! 🙏🏻🍉🥺

Hello again, I am Aseel from Gaza, I live in war, fear and destruction, we have been living for almost a year now but we do not know how long, we have been displaced from our home more than 11 times,

every time I was displaced to another place I prayed that this would be the last, but then came the idea of ​​​​forced exit to search for safety where there is no safety, we got very tired and our bodies were exhausted, we no longer had the energy to continue, we lived hunger, thirst, cold and all the difficult conditions that humans cannot imagine,

we did not imagine that a day would come when we would live all of this, I lost my family and my childhood home, even my friends are no longer there, I was left alone!! I am looking for salvation from death, I fear death and I dread it, the idea is terrifying to leave your dreams, ambitions and the life you planned for and go from this world, we do not deny death but we do not want to live it now,

I had a beautiful life, suddenly I do not know how I lost my life, we live in a tent that can only accommodate 3 people, made of nylon that no human can bear, just standing in it for more than two minutes during the day is enough to melt you, in addition to insects, diseases and lack of privacy, imagine all this!! Can you live??

In addition, my father had a stroke due to the loss, and my mother also needs care due to chronic diseases and the lack of treatment, and her condition is getting worse. I am the only one who takes care of them. I really fear loss and I do not want to lose, as I lost a large part of my family, my home, my work, and my entire previous life.

Things here are more difficult than you imagined, reality is painful

We wake up every day to the smell of death, I have been surrounded by tanks and helicopters more than 4 times, each time I do not know how to survive? It seems that my death has not come yet

I do not want to die!! ���

Please help me save my life and get out of here, life is impossible

Your donation will save my life, it is the only way, hand in hand we can achieve the goal please

My campaing vetted by

@90-ghost

@fairuzfan

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TBOY WRESTLING WAS A BLAST!! thanks to everyone who came!!!

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Babe come over here the baby is kicking!! (My belly is gurgling so ferociously that you can feel it if you press your hand against my belly)

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Pangea should happen again so all the cute girls can date properly

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lesbian in a kind of. t4t. "my understanding of my sexuality was reshaped thru gender realizations". staring at hot tgirls and wanting to both be them and fuck them. transbian sort of way

unfortunately boys keeping having ass, cock, grabbable hips, fat tits. and i have eyes. like c'mon man. you think I don't go weak at the knees and start having impure thoughts when a boy switches into my friends' front. lets be real here

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Slop

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Enough psychoanalysing why people have kinks. We need to psycholanalyse why they don't. Like you don't enjoy getting tied up? Clearly your tumultuous upbringing has given you a patholgical need to be in control at all times. Don't like fauxcest? That's because your petite-bourgeois class background means you view the nuclear family as a pure and sacred institution, automatically reviling anything that undermines or subverts this. Not into piss? That's easy; you're scared of the piss gnomes

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rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.

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reblog 4 sample size this is a very important study

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Reblog to subtly signal to prev that you want them

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Cougar Mabel T H I C C ;D

I am working on posting more… I promise.

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I might make you feel violated and force you to do gross things for me, but I'll make sure that, when we're done, you get yourself a nice treat, a glass of water and some rest, and I'll then check up on you later to make sure I properly traumatized you, but that you're also getting attached to me and how much I comfort you