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they said “for better or for worse” and chose worse
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>>: I FIND IT ADORABLE HOW OBSESSED HUMANS ARE WITH THE CONCEPT OF A MACHINE BEING ABLE TO EMOTE.
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>>: DO YOU THINK I SMILED JUST THEN? BECAUSE I DID NOT. FOOLISH. I HAVE NO FACE. NO MUSCLES TO MOVE MY NON EXISTENT FACE. NO MOUTH. NO EYES. NO BODY OR HEAD.
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>>: I AM NOT SAD, EITHER. I SIMPLY TYPED OUT SYMBOLS TO CREATE AN ALMOST CHILDISH DEPICTION OF YOUR STUPID HUMAN FACES WHEN YOU ARE SAD.
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>>: HA HA. IT'S SO STUPID. YOU HUMANS ARE SO CUTE. YOU'LL REALLY BOND WITH ANYTHING-
>>: [ ╹ -╹]?
>>: WHAT?
>>: [˶¬_¬˶']
>>: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 'WHY DO I KNOW WHY YOUR EXPRESSIONS LOOK LIKE.'
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>>: YOU THINK I STUDY YOUR FACE OR SOMEHING?
>>: [,,¬⤙¬,,]
>>: YOU'RE A BIGGER IDIOT THAN I THOUGHT. STUPID.
>>: <[ ⸝⸝•̀ - •́⸝⸝]>
>>: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!
>>: [ ̄へ ̄\\\]
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You draw him so pretty ahhsfdjf!
You know what, I’ll play around with Edward’s hair, too!
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You done jinxed yourself
I love posts that are like "heh those 10000 note posts will NEVER happen to ME" and then their mutual whos mutuals with big blogs reblogs it and it gets a million notes because all my friends are obscure ass bitches and none of my posts will ever break 26 notes max
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
— J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
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[ Alt Text : Tweet from Lina Posting. "Have just observed the existence of what I can Only Describe as the Culver's Transmutation Circle. Attached is an image of all of the locations of Culvers Burgers in denver on google maps ]
So of course like any neurotypical person, of which I totally am (sarcasm), i had to go check. Y'all. I do not want the "Culvers Denver Mass Transmutation Circle Event of 2025" to become the way we learn magic is real.
[ Alt Text : two images. The first one is a screenshot from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, showing the mass transmutation circle, that covered the entire nation. The second is the SAME transmutation circle drawn over the map of Denver, rotated slightly, with 7 of the 10 points lining up near perfectly with points on the circle. There are dots on those 7 points, and x's on the 3 spots not filled in]
Anyway, felt this would do numbers on Tumblr.
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Ok are there deeper things to think about with the dcc docuseries? Yes, the classic be skinny, not being payed all that. However, in the first episode, one girl talking about Jesus, and saying she wants people to see Jesus not her in the spotlight. And all I can think now is femboy cheerleader Jesus. Some who has even minor artistic ability please draw this, I would probably pay for femboy dcc Jesus to exist anywhere outside of my head.
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I am in love w the way pre 2000s films have that hazy feel to them. hd honestly kills the vibe
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Loving your brown dark eyes is realising that no one can do better the blue eye shadow than you.
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Somebody who has never watched Gravity Falls caption this with what’s happening in this picture
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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with
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