thatsalotofsemen
thatsalotofsemen
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name/emoji/location💫 pfp by @primarinite 🎨 commissions are open! I do traditional drawing and have started making kigus!
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thatsalotofsemen · 17 hours ago
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thatsalotofsemen · 17 hours ago
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thatsalotofsemen · 17 hours ago
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dear god please kill whatever this shit is
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thatsalotofsemen · 17 hours ago
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We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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this question has haunted me since i was a kid. cartoons always told me people drink warm milk before bed but ive NEVER heard of a real person that does it. also i tried it once when i was like 12 and it was super gross but idk maybe i did it wrong. i just microwaved some milk. maybe its better on the stove???
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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happy Thursday the 20th
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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Fuck with me
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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Please….. Watch this…..
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
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thatsalotofsemen · 2 days ago
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This is the funniest video ever
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