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[that-socially-awkward-dumbass]

Now, don’t get me wrong. I love the cottage core, dark academia and all of that gay aesthetic, but consider...post apocalyptic world where I can fantasize about me and my girlfriend sharing a motocycle 

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Okay so, do anyone know where I can find some lgbtq+ friend?

Cuz, I'm starting to believe that there's a secret association where yall are hiding and you people didn't tell me about it.

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I just realized that... every day is a new opportunity to get gayer. Am gonna take full advantage of it

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Am I the only one who really want a girlfriend?

Like, I don't care if you're a butch or a cottage core...I just wanna cuddle and but my head against your boobs while we watch some dumb movies

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EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY

A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING

A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME

YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

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Why are they like this

[that-socially-awkward-dumbass]

It was my father’s birthday yesterday and he have this very cute tradition.

In my family we spend at least one meal together to talk to each other. When it’s someone birthday they get to choose what we eat for that meal.

Every year, my father decide that we eat to this very vague Greek restaurant.

Now, let me get this straight. My father HATE Greek food more than anything and he doesn’t hate a lot of thing... BUT my mother LOVE it , like, she could eat it every day type of like. (I personally have nothing against it I’m just hungry )

So, every year, on HIS OWN BIRTHDAY he prefer to give that special meal to her and see her smile than eat something he really like.

...THAT’S FUCKING ADORABLE

[that-socially-awkward-dumbass]

My friends: You and (crush name) would look so cute together!

My crush: Nah... we’re just friends

Me (crying from the inside): Y-yeah your right.

My friends( looking at me): You good fam?

Me: :’)

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Me: *watching the 1 episode of a show and seeing two love interest* They’re cute but I can’t have an other otp

Me ( 1 hour later): KISS FOR FUCK SAKE

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Me: Dressing cute so my crush can notice me

Also me: Avoiding eye contact or any interaction with them

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Me: *insult, tease and is cruel to my sibling*

Random person: *looking weirdly at my sibling*

Me: *loading a gun* bitch don't you fucking dare-

[that-socially-awkward-dumbass]

Things My Friends  has said

-You can’t eat 2 packs of donuts by yourself. You also said I couldn’t eat a watermelon all by myself but look where we are...

-I don’t care what you identify as...You’re dead to me if you steal my food.

-Are you sure you want my help for being discrete, the girl with bright pink hair and is annoyingly loud.

-My brain is part caffeine and part meme.

-Is she wearing Pj’s in school? Lucky.

-I can’t talk to attractive people or people at all !

-You look like the girl from LazyTown that turn satanic

-I only pray to one god... it’s the one that create the internet

-Just be introduce yourself to them! I don’t think they would like me if I say “Hi, I’m a depress piece of shit who eat a bag of Cheetos at 3am and is always anxious and insecure about everything”.

-Why do people avoid me? Survival instinct.

-Why do I always date assholes? Maybe because you’re a piece of shit?

-It’s not my fault if I don’t have a...God...what is it called...Common sence ?

-I didn’t become a murder because it takes to much energy

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My grandma: (talking about our coat) Put everything in the closet

Me: *whispering* But I just came out of it

My cousins: *dying of laughter because they know I’m a big homosexual*

[that-socially-awkward-dumbass]

Me:*Starting a show because of some actor that I found cute* why not?

Me:*after finishing the whole show in a weekend* this was the most satisfying  emotional wreck that I had.

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Me: *doing something and minding my own business*

Anxiety: Well...Hello

Me: Don’t

Anxiety: I would be a shame if...

Me: No please

Anxiety: You would start to think about all of the embarrassing thing you did since your birth...andstartcryinginthemiddleoftheclass

Me:...Well fuck

[that-socially-awkward-dumbass]

Things My Family has said pt.2

-Wow it’s raining, last time I look it was sunny. Last time you check it was the winter of 1934.

-I prefer meme because they don’t pressure me into having good grades

-change the goddam litter box before the poor cat drown in her own poop!

-Think positively. I’m positively sure you’re going to die a virgin.

-Are...are you insulting the chiken wings?

-You good? Yeah, why? Well you’ve been staring in the void for about 30 minutes saying yeet so...

-Human purpose is create life and be happy. Human purpose is to die.

-What is the purpose of glasses? To see better and hide bag under the eyes.

-I had a dream about you, it was pretty weird. Well I was in it what did you expect.

-Can’t you take a shower, it’s disgusting? I can’t this thing, you call “disgusting” is my shield agains’t stupidity. It doesn’t seem to work since I’m still here.

-How did you found out you liked girls? Depends, you want the pg13 version or the “other”.

-You don’t like me do you? No, I just dont tolerate you’re existance when you’re in the same world has me.

[that-socially-awkward-dumbass]

My bro VS Me

Me: *wears all black, wears revealing clothing, sarcastic, love art, is basically satan, brown hair, brown eyes, isn’t scared to say her opinion, take no one shits*

My brother: *shy, good person, wear the same thing all the time, blond, blue eyes, follow the rules, smart*