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terrible dnd ideas: an aasimar with such low intelligence that they think that a broom is what they are serving.

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terrible dnd ideas: A Dungeon that is the entirety of a town under a curse, so everything in the town speaks in a baby-talk voice. Everything. Pets, Steeds, People, even the wind blows and the sounds of the  birds chirping sounds vaguely like a person speaking in a baby talk voice.

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terrible dnd ideas update post

hello to my three fans! I’m here for a lil update post about the future of terrible-dnd-ideas. I plan on fully continuing this blog, and will not be stopping anytime soon. With this being said, I will not be updating this blog as much as I previously did: BUT I WILL STILL BE POSTING MORE TERRIBLE DND IDEAS! In addition, I have now opened submissions and questions- so if you think you’ve got a terrible dnd idea, go ahead and send ‘er to me, and you just may see it on the blog! (With credits, ofc!) Cheers, OP.

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terrible dnd ideas: everyone in the campaign can only whisper or mouth their words because an unkillable primordial dragon was discovered to be slowly waking up underneath the capital city so if anything is too loud, the dragon will destroy everything in existence.

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terrible dnd ideas: a campaign in which the goal is to eliminate the leaders of a nation, and the party's strongest member by a significant amount is lawful good with a horrible intelligence stat and disadvantage on will rolls needs to be tricked in order to do anything to progress the plot.

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terrible dnd ideas, npc edition: Meet Garrot, a blue tiefling with an atrocious accent who's only love is driving people around. He has absolutely no clue how money works, and thinks three copper pieces is a fortune of fortunes. He is lethal with a crossbow but refuses to use it unless he is fighting with what he deems are 'friends' (e.g. people who give them copper pieces).

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Three More Delectably Delicious bard instruments.

1) A lute with strings that can shoot arrows.

2) A bagpipe that doubles as a drug pipe.

3) A Horn that can shoot out small objects when played. If a song is performed, the horn will shoot out an object described in the song. I.E: If Seven Nation Army Is performed properly all the way through, a seven nation army will appear as an illusion.

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terrible dnd ideas: a ring that only gives +2 to a certain stat If the ring is repeatedly taken off and on near endlessly, almost rebooting it.

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terrible dnd ideas: an axe or mace with detachable blades, so it's a spear with spinnable blades. Called a Sling Axe.

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terrible dnd ideas: a changeling with amnesia married to an Aarakocra with an inferiority vomplex.

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terrible dnd ideas: a mug of ale that will refill itself. If the drink Is poured on a person they have their fluids sucked out and poured into the drink.

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terrible dnd ideas: a set of arrows with different engravings on the arrowheads. Each engraving represented an animal. When struck by this arrow, the target is hypnotized into acting like that animal until the arrow is pulled out.

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terrible dnd ideas: a reverse gorgon helmet.

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terrible dnd ideas: a pair of glasses that have perfect darkvision, but the more you use them, the darker they make your eyes, until you go fully blind.

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terrible dnd idea: a gang of orcs who are all bards with the same origin story as josie and the pussycats

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A hexed chinese finger trap. When it's on your finger, it is unmovablly stuck, and can only be taken off by someone else putting their finger into the trap. If tried to be taken off forcibly, roll 2d6, and if it ends up with two of the same type of number (odd or even) the finger comes off entirely, bone and all.

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A shield that only activates when having just rolled a nat 20. The bashing damage rolls 1d8, but if you roll an 8 you instantly die and if you get anything else the opponent loses half of their health. Other than that, it's literally just a plank of cherrywood.