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Dusty,

I must admit my last few letters have been far to brief as I’ve gotten tangled up in family-matters.

Though, a young kodan presented me with a question that made me want to ask you the same:

Would you rather have: Unlimited bacon, but no more games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games?

- Corvus Inkhorn

After finishing the letter, Dusty takes a few moments to consider the contents of what he thought was going to be a serious letter considering what he last had heard from Corvus, before starting up his own response.

Corvus.

I have not played games since I was a cub, which was more decades ago than you can count on your paw. Although the allure of unlimited games is strong, I could not abandon my meat rations. Especially if the alternative entails a cost-free unlimited source of it, so no more games would be my decision.

Thankfully, this is merely a hypothetical. I can enjoy both in the right company, still.

- Tribune Dusty Wanderhorn

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when does the joke become serious

i feel like it's like, five steps before this

precious, precious context:

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Two bold little charr for @telltalecoyote >:3 ⚔️

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My fanart of Rytlock Brimstone as a tarot-like card 😊

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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

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IM GLAD YALL LIKED THE LIL CHARR KITTIES, IM SOBBING

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if anyone needs me. i will be in the corner. contemplating the characters

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May I interest you in some cats...

GAIUS, OBERON (THATS ME), CORVUS

KUDO, RUGAN, GARRUS

BIG CAT, AERETH, TANTALUS

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My new charr elementalist in GW2

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Choya hugs for any worried friends.

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"Dusty... Patroklos... Who and what I will always be is your tribune, the one who will drag Blood into a new era."

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charr gal for crumchinator on twt! 😎

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her turn now

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Would you kiss this cat

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A quick Icon of Cassius, gonna use it as his page icon! Also gonna try to do a few more, one for Dusty...

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Can't help but feel curious, what was Cassius' reaction at Bangar ending up as the one with a (literal) collar around his neck at IBS's midpoint?

That collar meant so much trouble for everyone, but Cass couldn't help but feel some sort of satisfaction deep inside at seeing Bangar's subjugation... maybe now the old charr understood at least a fraction of the torment he was causing Cass up to this point!

However, he was incredibly pleased to learn that Bangar couldn't speak for himself for a while after it was off, Cass talked his shit while he could, though he had to find where Bangar was keeping their son after all, he wouldn't be a bargaining chip much longer!

(I wanted to draw something for this SOOO bad but I couldn't find the time to do so... but I might later 😔)

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"Hey, wanna see something cool?"

Oberon is showing you a mini made in his likeness. Surely. You can remove the mini here on bsky.