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this is so funny to me. it's the opposite of my other drawing

god complex.

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god complex.

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

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your honor I can't stop thinking about them

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this

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"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

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why am i so haunted

sorry hold on i couldnt find the gif I wanted but I found this one instead, why is he so cunty?

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so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

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Éēęë?^^

Hi

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3AM inventions

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Snippy

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Engineer gaming

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Comfort

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