tasty-patches
phototaker, cooker
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i like fromsoft and racing games a little too much. amateur photographer, professional software engineer. all of my original photography is tagged #my photography. he/him
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tasty-patches · 3 hours ago
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Absolutely shameful behavior
If you want to freak out a New Yorker today, tell them about how St. Louis cuts their bagels (objectively incorrectly).
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tasty-patches · 3 hours ago
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"it wasn't a NAZI salute, he just did that because he's an awkward autistic poor little gamer boy:("
I will unmake you here in front of god and man.
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tasty-patches · 4 days ago
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Flag Wars Bonus Round
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tasty-patches · 5 days ago
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“There are many magic rings in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly.”
-Gandalf the Grey, wielder of Narya the Ring of Fire and also coincidentally maker of the best magic fireworks in the world
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tasty-patches · 6 days ago
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This line always struck me as odd. Homie spent 23 years palling around in Gondor and Rohan, and the Argonath are like a two week ride east of Edoras.
If you always wanted to see them, why didn't you just go see them? Your job is literally wandering around the wilderness. A four week camping trip is surely within your skillset.
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The Argonath! Long have I desired to look upon the kings of old.
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tasty-patches · 11 days ago
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This guy has the tiniest ween
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tasty-patches · 11 days ago
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If you want to freak out a New Yorker today, tell them about how St. Louis cuts their bagels (objectively incorrectly).
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tasty-patches · 13 days ago
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tasty-patches · 17 days ago
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tasty-patches · 18 days ago
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The foundlings (1968) - René Magritte ”
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tasty-patches · 21 days ago
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tasty-patches · 22 days ago
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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.
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tasty-patches · 1 month ago
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HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK
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tasty-patches · 1 month ago
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KARL HEISENBERG resident evil village
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tasty-patches · 1 month ago
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tasty-patches · 1 month ago
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I can’t draw humans to save my life so here is my contribution to the FF7 fandom 🥰
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tasty-patches · 1 month ago
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perhams im will awaken to commit crimes
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