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Edit: Rémi Mercier

affectionately this is the (bisexual) disaster, himself.

He truly is a whole mess: trouble maker for the fun of it, enjoys being a nuisance, pot head, aspiring musician, party boy, player (with enough family issues & trauma to need a highly recommended and renown therapist probably, but he will settle for drinking and smoking instead.)

okayyyyy so.....

who is gonna let my new muse be their muse's mistake—

enter my muse who is a bastard: the one who hits them up after days of ghosting them because he is horny and bored.

promises that they are his favorite while fucking, the 'come on baby, you can give me one more' good sex might be the main reason they put up with his bullshit.

quickies in his car, bathrooms at parties/clubs.

the off and on / hot 'n cold type, of course.

wants to meet up a few nights in a row to fuck then suddenly he is leaving any texts on unread and any calls missed. They will catch him flirting with someone else at a party/club etc,

pretends it is all causal, always no strings attached. He is just having fun.

but when they try to flirt or get with someone else. He is side-eyeing/glaring at anyone who looks at them with interest, won't hesitate to get violent, start fights (even if he can't really fight for shit), and petty arguments.

Being soft only when drunk or high.

Murmurs and sweet nothings, whispers of chéri /chérie / amour. Swears, he will be better. Even if he means it deep down, it never actually happens but maybe one day it could?

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the best kind of ships are the ones where the characters make their relationship everyone's problem

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basic plot idea where my muse is kind of cold and unaffectionate with anyone, but is friends with your muse who recently went through a bad breakup. my muse suggests or agrees to fake being in a relationship with your muse to make their ex jealous. but then my muse starts to like the fake relationship a little too much and falls for yours

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someone give me a plot where muse a and muse b meet in a bar/club and they have such a good time. great chemistry. but as the night goes on muse b notices that muse a is completely clueless and goes “you have no idea who i am, do you ? ” and it turns out they are a celebrity, really famous or just rich.

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Been thinking of a vague plot idea, now it won't stop bouncing around inside of my head.

gimme a popular pretty girl who is jilted/jaded towards love, keeps messing around with guys who are bad for her and her best friend who is always there for her, (scary dog privileges) gets into fights with her exes/anyone who hurts her etc, always picks up the pieces, probably, definitely in love with her yet won't say it. Content to be her friend, the one she relies on and confides in before anyone else.

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i jus want someone where we can literally write anything together no matter how many ships & we can send each other plots we wanna do n be comfy writing/hcing smut & there’s no pressure to respond & we hc the shit outta our pairings but we talk ooc too if we ~vibe~ and are comfy w each other n we can have like 20 plots going or a mumu where all our characters exist together in the same verse IDK MAN i jus want that kinda writing partner u know. ok this is an edit but my dms r open if u wanna hmu bc of this post!!

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okayyyyy so.....

who is gonna let my new muse be their muse's mistake—

enter my muse who is a bastard: the one who hits them up after days of ghosting them because he is horny and bored.

promises that they are his favorite while fucking, the 'come on baby, you can give me one more' good sex might be the main reason they put up with his bullshit.

quickies in his car, bathrooms at parties/clubs.

the off and on / hot 'n cold type, of course.

wants to meet up a few nights in a row to fuck then suddenly he is leaving any texts on unread and any calls missed. They will catch him flirting with someone else at a party/club etc,

pretends it is all causal, always no strings attached. He is just having fun.

but when they try to flirt or get with someone else. He is side-eyeing/glaring at anyone who looks at them with interest, won't hesitate to get violent, start fights (even if he can't really fight for shit), and petty arguments.

Being soft only when drunk or high.

Murmurs and sweet nothings, whispers of chéri /chérie / amour. Swears, he will be better. Even if he means it deep down, it never actually happens but maybe one day it could?

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breathes heavily i have hella muse for dysfunctional relationship plots rn gIVE ME ALL THE DYSFUNCTION AND CHEATING AND FUCKING AGAINST THE WALL AND TEARS BC ARGUING AT STUPID O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING AND DRUGS AND pls i’m weak 

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‘we’ve been fucking with no strings attached but i just saw you go upstairs with another guy and im drunk and following you both upstairs to punch the shit out of him’

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🌹 what if ... two exes are set - up on a blind date with each other by a mutual friend bc that mutual friend either: a) doesn't know they've dated in the past before and thought they'd be perfect for each other; or b) knew they dated in the past and is trying to get them some closure or a second chance. it can be messy, angsty, fluffy, or cutesy as all hell, and it's open to all kinds of interpretation. angry feelings being thrown out there ? yes pls !! all the things they left unsaid finally coming out ? hell yeah !! talking through what worked and what didn't and growing from the experience ? mmm i love it !! just ... give me exes reuniting again plsss !!

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Okay. So I was thinking of just working up to the point of betrayal. Like their first meeting, them going on runs outside of their community together, slowly bonding over time. Maybe even the rare moments of them starting to spend time together outside of their scavenging jobs. A drink or two after a close call on the last job. A dinner together at one of their places. A dance together at some event or party being thrown at the community.

a quickie in the car after another argument or a 'you almost die' so now I need to fuck you to remember myself that you are alive and okay or a drunken night of seeking comfort in this grim world.

They butt heads. They argue and fight about how to get a job done but they do work together well.

It's waking up one day and suddenly realizing they have become someone important in a world when tomorrow is a promise no one can give.

I also want, that type of dynamic where one of them was definitely a 'lone wolf' type, not interested in being "friends", just getting whatever work was needed done, carrying their own weight. And them just initially being frustrated at the thought of being paired off with someone but a raising number of zombies or other scavengers or raiders etc, meant no one goes out alone.

Inspired by a fanfic I read recently— I'd love to do an apocalypse plot where two people are partners, running jobs together for their community, surviving together. It seemed like an unspoken understanding that they would have each other's back, a bond forged through the hardships of this ruined world.

Until in the heat of the moment, an ambush by hostile humans or zombies, one of the muses abandons the other to save themselves.

It is unfortunate that the one they left behind survived and fate brings them back together.

I want the angst, drama, all the hurt, all the anger, arguments, physical fights. It's toxic, messy but if either of them really didn't care they really would've killed each other already.

gimme, friends (or) lovers to enemies/reluctant allies.

Trying to rebuild a relationship, feeling like the bridge was burned beyond repair, the thin line between hate and love. Re-earning the trust lost.

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Inspired by a fanfic I read recently— I'd love to do an apocalypse plot where two people are partners, running jobs together for their community, surviving together. It seemed like an unspoken understanding that they would have each other's back, a bond forged through the hardships of this ruined world.

Until in the heat of the moment, an ambush by hostile humans or zombies, one of the muses abandons the other to save themselves.

It is unfortunate that the one they left behind survived and fate brings them back together.

I want the angst, drama, all the hurt, all the anger, arguments, physical fights. It's toxic, messy but if either of them really didn't care they really would've killed each other already.

gimme, friends (or) lovers to enemies/reluctant allies.

Trying to rebuild a relationship, feeling like the bridge was burned beyond repair, the thin line between hate and love. Re-earning the trust lost.

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“No one gets to kill you but me”

Applications for enemies are ✨Open✨✌🏽

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plot twist. gentle, soft spoken, and not very assertive teacher is pursued by bold, flirtatious, and notorious trouble maker student. that’s it that’s the plot.

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plots i want based on video games i played, pt. 1

RED DEAD REDEMPTION 1: it’s 1911, and muse a is working for the government to repay a debt, stay out of jail, or just because they have something on them. as they try to find their old gang members, they meet muse b who saves their life after a bad run in and invites them to help on their farm. muse a has never worked on a farm before, but they hit it off. but as it continues, muse a has to continue working for the government … so muse b comes along and they take on the gang members together.

RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2: there is a gang of outlaws who rob from ( and kill, sometimes ) the rich. muse a is the gang leader, and muse b is someone they picked up at a raid who was being used as ransom. at first, they were going to try to get a reward for finding muse b … but found out they had no family. instead of killing them, muse a finds out that muse b is good with a gun. they rob banks together, do jobs together, and … maybe fall in love?

GRAND THEFT AUTO: just a crime-filled plot where they steal cars, run from cops, run into problems, and get filthy rich. sex, money, and fast cars.

ASSASSIN’S CREED ODYSSEY: when is 431BC, greece is in the middle of a war. muse a is a godlike assassin who has a taste for fame. enter muse b, a leader of a nation. muse a is supposed to assassinate them, but they are distracted by muse b’s beauty. instead, muse a goes undercover and begins to serve muse b to get “intel” — even though muse a just wants to get with muse b.

FALLOUT:  we’re just trying to survive in a wasteland of radiation and bandits. can we pretend that it’s not the end of the world and try to fall in love when mutants are trying to kill us?

FAR CRY 5: you’ve been brainwashed by a cult leader and i’m trying to keep you from getting hurt, but i’m afraid you’re already too far gone. please come back to me.

THE LAST OF US: let’s fight off zombies together, oh wait, i’m in love with you?

MASS EFFECT 2: there’s a company that no one really likes, but they saved muse a who is a intergalactic idol. muse b was leading the project of restoration, and restored muse a to have even better capabilities than before. unfortunately, this company now owns muse a so they’re a little bitter. however, as they go around fighting aliens and trying to keep from losing the human race… muse b starts to fall for their recreation, who hates their guts. 

STARDEW VALLEY/HARVEST MOON: i bought/inherited this farm. i have no idea what i’m supposed to be doing, i’ve never been on a farm in my life. you’ve come to help me figure out how to maintain a farm, and you’re kind of cute.

SKYRIM: you’re a bandit and i’m the child of the king. we shouldn’t be together, and yet we can’t stay away from each other. 

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Your “guardian angel” is actually a demon that protects you and hurts people that are mean to you.