#zuke irl

[nostraightgloops]

I apologise in advance if you’ve been asked stuff like this BUT:;;

Where do you think NSR takes place (in an existing country or made up)

Which character would you like to meet irl the most

Hmmm...when I picture it I picture it'd happen in NSR world's equivalent of Malaysia (it's hard not to associate it with the culture(s?) that the game absolutely Drips with. said in a VERY positive way its So wonderful). i say "equivalent" because...well. NSR World has people with green, orange, purple, etc skin.

who i wanna meet IRL? Easily B2J. they'd be so friendly and mayday's energy would make talking to them *so* easy and fun. I'm not a very energetic person and conversations are often pretty taxing but she'd carry it well enough that we could probably go on for hours. zuke would have interesting insight on most things.

i think a convo w/ eve would also be pretty cool...i'd love to hear what she had to say about her art, her goals, how she'd have learned to embrace herself (post b2j)... Ahhhh. I'd like a signature from her...

i WOULD say djss but he'd probably be pretty uptight. until i ask about space which i would absolutely love to hear about. actually i am going to say DJSS. i would like to meet him irl too.

[merwynpersonalhub]

ANYWAYS UH OTHER THING

im just gonna put my names on one post so you can know wtf to call me -Merwyn (mer-rin) (i go by this everywhere. ) -Marx (a ex name of mine but i dont mind yall using it its not a deadname. and yes its based off of marx from kirby lmao) -Kirby (irl of kirby) -Garcello/Garcy (if your my partner call me garcy if you use the garcello name. if your anyone else call me garcello. yes im a irl of the fnf garcello) -Luigi (irl of luigi) -Anton (irl of him) -Zuke (from nsr yes im a irl of him.) -Kevin (also a irl of him- from spooky month) -Pupsicle (irl of him as well) -Noise/Fake noise (irl. yes ik fake noise is noncanon but im him. hi im a rodent) -Froggy (i love frog based names.) -rodent (I dont mind this tbh lmao i mean i am a opossum. as well as a froglet so........)

i think thats it lmao uh yeah lol most of these are for kin reasons but idgaf

[noonbeam17]

what random character from any piece of media would your ocs relate to/love the most :)

These games probably don't exist in their universe but these are the characters I think fit them the most :]

Bennett - Hero from OMORI! Someone you can depend on to get something done. (i STILL need to finish that game WAAAGHHH)

Piper - Sandra from Wandersong! Just a silly guy who wants to do the right thing, and plus!! The goggles!!

Nathos - Zuke from NSR! A chill dude.

Ash - Kel from OMORI! A silly chaotic greature

kind of funny that you ask this because these characters were loosely based off of me and my irl friends

[kincalling]

Hi this is a long shot but hey yall my name is Zuke from the game No Straight Roads

i am a irl of zuke and sorta?? have memories it kinda fuzzy.. I'm looking for anyone except Eve (sorry i just have bad memories with her)

like or reblog and ill give you a dm! reminder im almost an adult so please be careful if you dont want adults

Zuke out

🃏

[erigold13261]

>:3 I'm back with more headcanons

1. Bunny is banned from interacting with coconuts in D&D, don't ask why

2. Purl Hew likes taking people clothes, because clothes shopping is exhaustion and stuff

3. Yiruk will eat anything if dared so West and them are never allow to alone because West pulls out something wierd like literal grass and dares him to eat it

4. Kayane and Celine practice martial arts

5. Robato use to collect stamps, Yinu continues the tradition

6. Braam wrote a book about dad jokes as wedding gift to Catherine... Let's just say the book was mysteriously lost

7. Mystery Man hates golden girls don't ask he just does and Tatiana takes full advantage of that

8. Dodo is very photogenic, so is Tila they just don't having to take photos

9. Sayu, Haym, Dew and Eve love lego

10. Zuke is pretty flexible and does yoga with Mayday and Rin

1). Bunny is allergic to coconuts IRL so when in game she does stupid stuff with coconuts to make her character enraged or something. It never ends okay for the party and so the party has to keep her from coconuts. Otherwise she will sprint forward to a coconut and do whatever shenanigans she wants. It was never a problem until they got to a tropical land setting in game.

2). I read that as Purl likes taking people clothes shopping at first, which I do agree with, but also agree with the actual statement that Purl hates clothes shopping. It's both. Purl will take someone clothes shopping, let them grab whatever they want, and then pay for it all. But Purl will also just steal whatever clothes from 1010 (or West/Cyril if it fits or they can make it work) because clothes shopping for yourself sucks.

3). I don't think West is the type to dare someone to literally hurt themselves. Like yes, West will pull out random shit like a sponge or fruit peels, but not glass. Yiruk on the other hand probably would still eat dangerous stuff because of poor impulse controls. They would definitely try to eat super crushed up glass at one point not realizing just how dangerous that is.

4). Yes. Absolutely. I love this and I don't know if I have said this before, but I do think Celine at least likes watching fights so she wouldn't be opposed to learning to fight. Kayane would be the perfect help with that. Purl would also be willing to bring them to an underground fight club run by Joust if they wanted to see some REAL fights.

5). Either stamps or pennies. Maybe both. I like to think if Rubato did stamps, Yinu never got into it, but she always loved pennies so her and Papa started a penny collection together. After he died though she did start collecting both.

6). It was definitely Esther who would do that and not Braam, but she would also make that book and say it WAS from Braam as a joke. He tries to tell some of them but never says them right and messes up and it's just dumb and silly and people laugh but not at the joke itself.

7). He lived through Golden Girls and hated how popular the show was and how people would only ever talk about it in whatever work environment he was in at the time. It just because a show he hates even though he never watched it (just hate by association basically. He was an original hater lol). Tatiana on the other hand loved the show and will do whatever she can to try and get him to actually watch it at some point. So many Golden Girl memes and clips have been sent to Mystery Man.

8). Dodo always striking an amazing pose somehow without even trying when a picture is taken of him, while Tila is like Alan from the Amazing World of Gumball where she is always perfect in a photo. But neither of them like taking photos or having photos taken of them, so there isn't much out there of them in photographs.

9). Add Eloni and Sofa in that list and you are absolutely right. Eve and Haym make abstract stuff (Eve on purpose, Haym because he just likes sticking legos together), Sayu and Dew like making the sets, Eloni also likes making sets but her and Sofa also do those robotic stuff with legos and will make cars or working sculptures of like Minecraft blocks or something together.

10). May is not flexible at all but does her best. Some poses Zuke can't do fully because of his back problems, but he is still very flexible and does his best to get a full body movement session in. Rin is the most flexible and is able to do everything basically and has no real need for yoga but does it with Zuke and May to hang out.

[spin-in-time]

I was in shock for a bit

Am crying on the bus now

[zukoromantic]

I am just here to let you know that i am a princess that is all

[catboy-on-main]

mayday & zuke stimboard for me

with anything!

🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶

[magdaluxe]

it was a lot funnier in my head also im never drawing zuke ever again

[gamebunny-advance]

Thinking... (Scrapped)

As much as I like to ship them as bitter exes, I’ve always taken note of how NSR seems to deliberately go out of its way to deny that Kliff’s feelings for Tatiana are romantic in nature. Romantic language is never used between the two and even when Kliff gushes about her, it’s all about her aesthetics: her clothes, her attitude, her music. So with that in mind, what exactly was Kul Fyra to Kliff? What does she represent to him that would drive him to be so crushed and vindictive after they split?

The easy answer is that “he’s just like that”, but I refuse to believe that in a story where even the most shallow of NPCs has some depth to them, that Kliff, the primary antagonist of the story, is the only one that’s so one dimensional. The narrative has already ruled out romance as a motivation, and it’s dubious that they were even friends at any point. It could be that he always saw her as a symbol for his ideals, but he does seem to take it personally that she “went EDM,” and he ultimately says that what matters to him wasn’t the music itself, but Kul Fyra the person. It could be that he’s just trying to get sympathy points by exaggerating, but I think that reading would be inconsistent with how Kliff had been portrayed so far. Kliff lies by omission, not by distortion. The instances where Kliff is untrustworthy is by him not giving all the details:

He doesn’t tell B2J that he knows that Tatiana was Kul Fyra.

He doesn’t hide that he wants B2J to takeover Vinyl City, but he never mentions/considers the negative consequences of them doing so.

There are only 2 instances in which he lies by distortion, and both of them might not even count.

Mayday mentions that his photo doesn’t seem to match with who they meet, but since we never saw this photo, we don’t know in what ways it was different. It doesn’t make sense for it to have been a “catfish” since they met in person almost immediately afterwards, so it’s more likely that the photo refers to a profile picture, and the picture just didn’t reflect what kind of person Kliff was IRL, like a cute animal pic or something.

When B2J are trying to free the districts, he does lie about the bots being not dangerous and encourages them to get closer to their attacks by saying that they’re helpful, but this is in a high-stress situation after all his good will between them was destroyed, so this is arguably out of character.

Even if you want to discredit that Kliff is being sincere in his confrontation with Tatiana, Tatiana does not call him out for lying, so it can be implied then that what he says is true. To counter, it’s possible that she’s just not interested in deconstructing his claims and just cuts straight to the heart of the problem, but she does give that time to Mayday. With that in mind, I feel like it would be reasonable to assume that if there was something to deconstruct, she would have done so in this instance too. Therefore, I think it’s safe to assume that Kliff’s claims can be taken at face value.

I feel like Kliff and Tatiana’s conflict is somewhat supposed to mirror Mayday and Zuke’s conflict, or rather how they resolve it. If you do the Pirate Radio interviews, they reveal that regardless of your personal choices, Mayday will wind up breaking Zuke’s NSR branded drumsticks in protest. Mayday will always feel somewhat guilty about this after the fact and Zuke will forgive her, and they work out their differences on the subject, ultimately proving that despite conflicts, they’re best friends

It partially feeds into my theory that NSR is about different kinds of love, and that Kliff, Tatiana, and Mayday’s love conflict is based around fandom.

[toweroftickles]

Tickle Ask Meme - Bunk Bed Junction (No Straight Roads)

Ok so I’m doing the meme from @ticklishraspberries and @trrickytickle asked me to do a character from No Straight Roads. I couldn’t pick, so both Mayday and Zuke are getting it!

1. On a scale of 1-10 how ticklish are they?

- 10/10!!!

- Depends; usually hovers between 6-8.

2. Where is their most ticklish spot(s)?

- Does “basically everywhere” count? Her feet, her sides, and her armpits are her death spots, plus she’s got a spot just a tiiiiny bit above her collarbone that really makes her spaz!

- His ribs. Good lord, his ribs. XD His feet are pretty bad too.

3. Which spots are they not ticklish?

- Arms/hands, but that’s kinda it.

- The usual spots…arms/hands, legs, upper back & shoulders, etc.

4. What is their laugh like?

- Super giggly, high speed and full of energy! She’s got a tendency to laugh through her nose and clenched teeth before collapsing into belly laughs. Squeals if you touch the right spot. (sometimes snorts a lil)

- He’ll hold in his laugh for as long as he can and only let out a gasp or chuckle every couple of seconds. Laughs in firm, short bursts, like he’s struggling to contain it.

5. Do they enjoy tickling? If yes, is it a fun platonic/familial thing, or kinky thing to them, or can it be both depending on the circumstance?

- YES yes yes yes yes yes! Mostly the former but I guess it could be both.

- NO. He haaaaates being tickled. It’s so awkward and embarrassing.

6. Are they more often a lee or a ler, generally?

- Oh my god you guys; she is such a ler around Zuke. She wants to be a lee so bad but not enough people tickle her! It’s no fair! 😭

- He’s often the lee to Mayday’s ler, but he doesn’t want to be either! XD

7. Who is someone in their life that they tickle often?

- Zuke, duh. As much as she can. 😉

- He doesn’t really tickle that much. Usually it’s only in retaliation against Mayday.

8. Who is someone in their life that they get tickled by often?

- Ellie Gator, their pet. :P Ellie likes to lick her.

- Mayday!

9. Does the word “tickle” or any variation of embarrass them?

- No, she loves it and just saying the t-word makes her giggle.

- Not like in casual conversation. Only if you’re wiggling your fingers at him.

10. Are they embarrassed about their ticklishness, and do they try to hide/deny it?

- Hecks no! Everyone knows she’s ticklish.

- Yes. Definitely yes.

11. Would gentle tickling or rough tickling affect them more?

- She’s vulnerable to basically any kind of touch. Gentle or rough, slow or fast, you’ll still get her laughing.

- Rough tickling for sure. He’s ticklish but gentle touches don’t really bother him. And Mayday is a rough ler.

12. Is there a specific spot that they enjoy being tickled, either exclusively or more than other spots? What is it?

- Mayday kinda loves getting pedicures, and raspberries. But belly button tickles might be her secret fetish.

- Are you kidding?

13. Is there a spot that they can’t stand to be tickled, either because it’s just too sensitive, or it’s uncomfortable/painful/etc? What is it?

- Between her toes is crazy sensitive; tickles are fun but that’s usually off-limits! Plus you’re liable to get hurt; she’s a kicker.

- Between the second and third rib on his left side - that’s his 9/10 weak spot, the one that really makes him break down laughing. 😈

14. Would they they ever purposefully bug a friend/partner/sibling into tickling them, and if so, how would they go about it?

- As if she doesn’t do that all the time already. XD Mayday is mischievous and loves to annoy her bffs. She’ll poke and prod Zuke or blow in his ear until he has no choice but to yank her onto his lap and make her regret it.

- The thought would never even cross his mind.

15. Does teasing affect them?

- It just makes her laugh even harder. ^^

- He’s already uncomfortable and embarrassed getting worked over; tease him and you might even get him to blush.

If anyone else wants an ask meme LMK!

PS. I haven’t been here much lately; too busy IRL. But to those who’ve requested stories and headcanons, I AM working on them. Promise!

[earfgoddesss]

what ur fave nsr artist says abt u

Mayday: You’re a sapphic socialist waiting for the revolution.

Zuke: You fall in love with every kind, attractive man in media, yet cannot find any kind, attractive men irl.

DJ Subatomic Supernova: You love himbos and probably watch Jojo.

Sayu: You would/have spent $100+ on merch of your anime waifu / husbando.

Yinu: You’re actually are good at the game. It’s also easy to make you cry.

1010: You spend way too much time on social media.

EvE: You have a much easier time losing than making friends.

Tatiana: You want her to be your mom.

[ask-mixednsr-au]

“...And apparently they were inspired by a video game. I wanted to buy it but it was out of stock. I asked the employees and apparently they never heard of the game!?”

“That’s weird. And dumb. How do you not know a game that got sold out?”

“I have no idea! We could download it for the console we have at home base, but I heard that it’s very glitchy and some content has been cut from it. I don’t want to buy another console.”

“A video game is a video game. Beggars can’t be choosers, after all.”

“You’re all back pretty late.”

“I got lost. Want some Shellfish Snacks?”

“I love these snacks!! Give me give me give-”

“I’m back!!”

Kliff is instantly tackled by Kul Fyra.

“Don’t wander off like that again!! I was worried sick! Where were you— what’s that crinkling sound.”

“I bought a lot of shellfish snacks as an apology. They’re really good. They didn’t have any outright spicy flavors so I just got a variety.”

“I thought those snacks were expensive.”

“They’re dirt cheap in Sayu’s district. By the way, you know how Sayu likes her digital effects? We could use that for our collab — and it won’t be a fight. I hope.”

“Tell us, tell us!!”

“So the plan is...”

[siqqet]

ok so in this game I play with my irl friends I have two dogs. and I panic every time I have to name one of them so they're names are zucchini and my son. my son is also known by Mason and mace and zucchini is also known as zuke, zuko, and bazooka. they kill people.

[symphonicspecter]

your idle animation hash tags literally made me go 'holy shit zuke nsr IRL???'

Maybe >:3c you never know 

.

I definitely can’t actually play drums or know how use drumsticks all that well 😔 But yeah the feeling of TAPTAPTAP MUSIC stim is the same..I haven’t played the game myself so I don’t know all of his idle animations

I think..hm, yeah we’re kinda similar, I think we’d get along

[spin-in-time]

Electricity is down in some of the apartment and of course my room is the only bigger room that's really affected abksdb wtf