#zufu

[innie-belle]

Mark “who am I to say no to an attractive billionaire 13 years younger than me” Scout.

crack cocaine

[inexpressiblybeautiful]

I simply can't get over the way he was looking at her here. And this was on their very first meeting, mind you.

(I can't believe she fumbled it)

[hellynakisser]

here’s the zufu version for my wonderful zufumaxxers

[lowkeyyashell]

that awkward ass handshake gets me everytime... dude you put those fingers inside her mere hours ago. and the fact that he lets her wait a few seconds till he returns the handshake with his less dirty hand lol you should kiss the ground she walks on you barbaric fuck

[sorrydetka]

and when outie mark falls in love with heleny? i’m honestly going to LOVE that he gets to have that experience ❤️

[stewy]

me when i'm so sad. about your dead wife

[bowyer35]

Zufu strikes again. 🥰

[abovetheground]

I don’t talk nearly enough about how obssesed with the zufu scene I am, because seriously there’s just something about it that hits different.

maybe it’s the kitsch of it all, the jazzy tiki music playing in the background of the most awkward conversation ever witnessed by a human being.

maybe it’s helena’s stern black coat that completely betrays her doe eyes and dorky smiles.

maybe it’s mark in a short-sleeved shirt, all fucked up and about to get a lobotomy with the mad scientist he got in his basement.

maybe it’s him calling his “dead” wife by the wrong name.

maybe it’s the hitchcockian nature of their chemistry.

maybe it’s helena’s starving ass food-shaming him as he eats like an animal.

maybe it’s the danger of being two outies talking about the job out of the job.

maybe it’s helena trying to assert dominance by saying she’s his boss and failing completely.

maybe it’s the red-tinted neon lights.

maybe it’s the fact that mark suggested the daddy-son in law meet up.

maybe it’s the tides turning as mark realizes who his innie was in love with.

maybe it’s the waterfall painting right by them.

maybe it’s the two fortune cookies positioned like moon blocks.

probably it’s because there’s so much tension there they should just shut up and fuck in the back of his car already, for fuck’s sake.

[kestrel-of-herran]

adam is zufumaxxing

[bugswithmugs]

markhellyna mutuals my favourite people i haven't spoken to 99% of you ever but i'm traumabonded i'm gonna show up at your local chinese restaurant and be weird to you out of love

[notcharliesblog]

In which city of the MARKHELLYNA nation do currently live, ZUFU or THE EQUATOR?

[mcrlboro]

get me to god’s country

[inexpressiblybeautiful]

Both Mark Scout and Helena Eagan looking at the other's lips.

[splitscreen]

mark scout and helena eagan | human disasters

[lowkeyyashell]

guys atp let's just form a zufu cult and perform a ritual every week of worshipping the zufu scene and its divinity. who's on board

[stewy]

i'm kind of upset that zufu can never happen again like that was lightning in a bottle type of moment for them because the next time they interact mark will be fully aware that not only has he had sex with her but there will be no pretense as to whose wife her company had in the basement. and she won't be able to do her cute yandere shit because he is going to be really mean to her for like 5min before he feels so bad about it he dies </3 sad