#zox imagines

[tokuimagines]

it's me yet again bc uhhh idk HUWASHGDSA- but ANYWAYS headcanons for Kaito, Stacey and Zox with a very short, hotheaded and chaotic s/o? I'm not short myself but I feel like this'd be funny.

A/N: I'M SORRY IT'S BEEN 10,0000 YEARS BUT IM HERE TO DO THIS

Kaito, Zox, and Stacey With A Hotheaded S/O

Kaito:

he's gonna be the only one to actively calm you down. i mean he's such a sweet boy he's not gonna do anything to spark your rage, he's just happy to be with you ! however there's a certain yohohoying pirate who lives to be irritating so he has to calm you down a lot

kaito's 5'10 so like. he's tall but he's not TALL tall, and in general isn't really gonna mention your height bc it doesn't matter too much to him. all he cares about is if you're the perfect size to hug and you are so he's happy !! (any size is the perfect size to hug. this boy loves hugs)

as for the chaotic aspect, well kaito lives with the zenkaigers he knows and loves chaos ! the more chaotic the better, it just makes for a livelier day in his mind ! he can't wait for all the antics you're sure to cause it's so fun for him

Zox:

so he's an instigator here, he fucking LOVES annoying you he thinks your reactions are so funny. there's a good chance you're probably in like a tsundere type relationship with him because he's just so. so annoying you are truly one step away from ending this man's existence each day

and if it wasn't bad enough, he's DEFINITELY gonna tease you if you're short, it doesn't matter if he isn't really the tallest himself. if you're shorter than him, prepare to live in a world of short jokes he will be RELENTLESS

like kaito though, he knows and lives through chaos all the time- take a look at his siblings, after all. so he also loves it and adds to it himself, it's probably just another fun day of causing problems for him.

Stacey:

a tsundere meets a tsundere, im not gonna lie. he's not the most agreeable at first, and there were probably a lot of fights and arguments early on. however, now he probably takes on a role more similar to kaito, being someone who knows how to calm you down, especially since he knows what sets him off himself.

stacey is not a tall man, but even with that i just. do not think he cares about your height whatsoever. it doesn't affect him in the slightest and it isn't anything really important, so it's not something he ever really thinks about or brings up.

oh, stacey does not know how to handle your chaotic side. this poor boy is lost and confused, and probably doesn't know how to keep up with you, getting lost pretty quickly. i think you probably end up dragging him a lot of places and he just. doesn't know what's happening god help him

[tokuteasings]

Kiss Headcanons - Goshikida Kaito, Zox Goldtsuiker, Stacey

THIS IS DEDICATED TO STACEY BC I LOVE THIS STUPID BOI SO MUCH OKAY????? He’s the only reason I got into Zenkaiger lol. But man why is everyone so hot???

Like fuck it’s not fair. 

Anyway I’mma go scream about Stacey (and the rest of the bois) now lol. Enjoy~!

Warnings: None. I love em. Kinda nsfw ish.

First let me bring your attention to Kiita-san’s photoshoot. Okay? Okay. Thank you for your time.

Goshikida Kaito

Kissing Kaito literally is like kissing sunshine and rainbows. This man is the definition of sugary candy. I mean he lives in a fucking candy shop for Christ’s Sake. His blood is just running around with sugar. So he literally tastes like fucking candy on steroids. Though, there is this adorable little passion behind each and every one of his kisses. It’s something you can’t place but it’s like a surprise found within a lollipop’s center. He can’t keep his hands off of you, really, and tends to tangle his hands into your hair whenever he can or grip your clothes.

Actually Kaito is just a very enthusiastic kisser! He’ll peck your cheeks or randomly kiss your lips whenever he wants! If he’s in a hyper and energetic mood (which is always) he randomly tends to peck and pepper your face with kisses!!! If he can’t reach your face, then it’s your fingers! Kaito is suuuper physical with people he likes so expect like kisses as a greeting whenever he sees you!

Kaito will shyly admit that he gets rather pouty whenever he can’t get your kisses at a timely interval. He’s just got oh so much energy and love to go around!! It has to fucking go out somewhere!!!! He tends to take this sort of energy and shove it into his texts for you. Sure they blow up your phone sometimes but he has gotten better at not…doing that. He tends to send nothing but emojis and kaomojis, sometimes with cute little pouty pictures and videos of him. “When are you coming baaaack?! I miss you! When can I see you?!” things like that. Yacchan thinks it’s legit the cutest thing and the most hilarious thing at the same time and fondly think about her own family.

Ya know what kind of kisses make Kaito fucking melt??? Fucking. Chest. Kisses. His cheeks flush like the fucking brightest of reds okay? I mean, he has a fucking pretty as chest but like Kaito’s thinks with his heart; it’s so big and beautiful!!! You gotta give it love back! Besides, Kaito is a weee bit sensitive in his chest area and he giggles (or moans depending on the situation lol) whenever you do this to him! Neck kisses also make him purr and it tickles!!

Over all, Kaito’s kisses are beyond abundant and overflowing. You will never be lonely with this man around you that’s for sure. He demands a kiss when he wakes up and right before he goes to bed. He wants one every single second of the day like the clingy boyfriend that he is! It’s very easy to make him flush too so take every single chance you can get to make him blush with a kiss attack!!!!

 Zox Goldtsuiker

Kissing Zox is like a treasure in itself, a pirate coming to steal your breath away and keep it captive all to himself. Not surprisingly, Zox is the best kisser out of the three men we are talking about today! His tongue action is second to none and it tends to fight yours for dominance more than not. Zox sees this as a challenge, an adventure more often than not. Most of the time he tends to cup your chin and tilt it towards him (if you’re shorter than him) or pull you down by your collar without hesitation (if you’re taller than him) and honestly, kisses are rewards for him. He also makes this fucking quip to you always whenever he sees you, making finger guns and stating, “I’m going to steal a kiss from you.” Or “I’ll steal your lips.” You either need to agree to his demands or lightly smack him because he’s so cringey lol.

Actually if he does those fucking finger guns at you, fucking kiss his fingers or take them into your mouth. Sure ya maaay get into the sexy times but more so it’s just to make him flush and lose his cool. He’ll stutter for a moment, face bright red and stares dumbfounded at you for a minute. He’ll get his coool back just to kiss you silly again but listen. Listen. When I say it’s the most fucking fun to take Zox down a fucking peg or two it is the BEST. But really though, kiss his fingers whenever you can! He secretly likes it since he’s a very tactile person and all. Zox also tends to kiss the back of your hand more often than not as well. It’s a sweeter gesture more than anything.

Zox also gets pretty damn pouty when he doesn’t get kisses at certain intervals of the day. However, unlike Kaito, Zox is a looot more subtle about it. He does send you texts whenever he can but it’s more so long the lines of keeping his cool more than anything. He doesn’t mind that if you’re not avaliable but will make a bit of a fit about it. Telling you things like: “Come back soon, I miss those cute little lips of yours.” Or “Wanna sit in my lap later today, treasure? ;)�� yeah outwardly he may seem fine but inwardly? He’s dying. But he’s faking it till he makes it!!!

PDA is not a problem at all! Flint and his brothers are super happy that you two are together and if anything, they just either gag or roll their eyes whenever they catch you guys kissing. Oh yeah, y’all kiss in public a LOT. Kaito and the others have also caught you two making out every now and then and sure there is some embarassment involved but honestly, Zox jut wants to get back to kissing you and stealing your breath away. No offense to his family or Kaito and the rest, but listen. He’s a fucking little brat and a wee bit jealous so nope. No one else is going to see your kiss-swollen lips GOODBYE-

For all of the steamy and sexy kisses that Zox gives out, he actually is secretly extremely sweet whenever you two are alone. There’s these…slow kisses when he holds you like you’re going to shatter in his hands, fingers gentle rubbing calming circles into your skin and revearing you for all its worth. Zox is a dangerous man to love but a sweet one and a wild one at best. He tends to map out stars and constellations of kisses up and down your face and body whenever he can, starting from your chest (where he aims to steal your heart if he hasn’t already lol) and up, up, up to your lips at last.

Stacey

Kissing Stacey is a new experience. He’s been oh so long without affection of any sort that it takes a while for him to understand how much he…wants something. It was always taken away from him so it will take some time for him to be comfortable kissing you. Even hand-holding with you is also sacrilegious!!! He’s always a blushing and flushed mess whenever you two part from your kiss and honestly, he doesn’t know what to do half of the time. And more often than not, you need to take the initiative when it comes to kissing him. He’ll come around but more often than not, he has this little tug of your arm that is a signal that he wants a kiss. He’s getting better and will timidly kiss your lips randomly or ask in this too quiet to hear voice but you can make fun of him if you want (listen his pouty and blushing face is *chef’s kiss*) but it’s best to be patient with him during this time and let him come to you. But his kisses are honestly walking on sunshine and clouds and letting it float the both of you up into a heavenly realm where no one can catch you. 

Now as the ruler of Kikaitopia, Stacey has been rather busy and actually has begun to miss your kisses! Like Zox, he’s better at hiding his needs but his eyes always tend to wander towards his phone or your lips or to you in general. You’re always in the corner of his eyes and it’s uh, kind of obvious that he wants a kiss. Sure he’ll deny it in his texts or verbally like the stupid lil tsuntsun he is, but please give him what he wants!!! He’ll blush the brightest when you do this, claiming that he is supposed to give you kisses and not the other way around! Let him do it!!!! Damn it!!! It’s cute to see him like this, lol. 

Actually, tug on his hair and play with it whenever you two kiss! It’s literally like his fucking fave thing in the world. It also leads to sexy times lol, with cute little moans, purrs, and whines leaving his lips. Trust me, it’s fucking DELICIOUS~! He tends to melt right away whenever you do this and leans into your touch, closer and closer, deepening the kiss when he has no idea that’s actively doing this! He will absolutely grip you back, his hands lightly shaking in fright that this sensation is a dream - that it isn’t real and it’s some sort of cruel, cruel joke. If he opens his eyes, you’ll be gone. If anything, that grip in his hair is more or less a sort of comfort for him. It’s a reminder that you’re here, it’s the same with him gripping you. It doesn’t hurt to be a lil rough with his hair but it’s best to be gentle and not cause pain. Just play with it, it’s so fucking nice and silky and smooth~!

Kissing his ears is a sore spot for him. It’s a clear evidence of his past, and his father who uh...we all know who the fuck he is. If anything, kisses on his ears make him feel oh so vulnerable and it’ll take a good amount of time before he’s comfy with the idea of kissing his ears. If you want to, it’s best to ask him if it’s alright before doing so and it helps to hold his hands whenever do so. It’s like erasing the harsher tones of his father or the memories that haunt him until the end. When he’s fully comfortable with the fact you can kiss his ears, he’ll probably like nuzzle into you like a cat lol. 

Stacey’s favorite kisses are the ones that ease him, so head and forehead kisses are his fave, especially if you play with his hair during this time and you two are cuddling! It’s these...lazy kisses when you two exist together and he doesn’t have to worry about fighting for anyone’s approval or in general, for his life. It’s your kisses that return life to him and your love that makes him the happiest person in the world. You approve of him and you are helping him learn to love himself...so like, you need to kiss him a lot. That being said, Stacey also wants you to love yourself so each kiss he gives you is reverent, because you are his partner, his love, his life...and he wants to cherish you beyond eternity. 

[spandexual]

Hello~~~ How are you doing these days? It’s me again ☺️ Wanted to ask you about lip products recs this time. I’ve seen you recommending Revlon but they’re not easy to buy for me (aka out of stock and unavailable forever, lol) 😔 Maybe if it’s something you don’t use, it’s at least something you heard about, hhh. I’m cool-toned light medium, I gueeeessssss, and my lips are pretty pigmented. Only thing I know is Rom&nd Cherry Bomb lip tint looks amazing on me 👍 And not too far off from picture they provide with! Unlike some other shades probably. Honestly I’m an orange fan but I can imagine it won’t look good on me, lol And I usually go for dramatic eyes (sometimes even whole rainbow of eyeshadow) so maybe I need something basic. I like gloss ✨✨✨ but put lip balm yesterday and entire flock of small flies died on my lips and 👁👄👁

If you can’t answer at all, I’ll go for toku ask, something someone probably asked you already🧐: who are top 3 best makeup toku characters, either canon (hey, remember cat Zox) or spiritually (hello, diva Tsukasaaaaaaa) OMFG, OMFG, Can you do some slay makeup for Daiki, lol Something he’d never wear as canon horrible fashion gay but something he’d look incredible in, omggggg, I’m cooking. Can you choose heels for him too or something

By the way, update on perfume: ik Jazz Club is better for colder weather and it’s 2-8 C degrees outside, but it’s pretty hot in buildings/at work so I’m not sure if it’s perfect space for it, kkk. In the end it’s very warm blanket comforting scent which goes clean male fragrance depending on my condition, lmfao, I like it. Might be blind to it/it’s weak now tho

Anyway, sorry that this is long, thank you for always answering 😘 Hope you had a great day and tomorrow will be too

We're very different skin tones unfortunately (I'm a high contrast high saturation warm-to-true olive with very distinct yellow-green undertones lol it sure makes foundation shopping IMPOSSIBLE) so I don't think any specific shade recommendations are going to work BUT I would definitely stick with asian beauty products for cool and light skin tones! I basically live in Etude House Dear Darling lip tints, they're like $8 and last forever, just top them off with a gloss and you're good to go. I always go for cheap gloss-- expensive just is never worth it for lip products. NYX is hard to come by here but I've enjoyed their lip lacquers for some time.

As for best toku makeup...

obviously Kaguragi is top tier. The winged eyeliner AND eyebrows, the single red underwing, the 4 white dots on his cheek, even though it IS beautiful it is moreso incredibly evocative of character and culture which adds an incredible amount of depth to a character who's already honestly probably TOO complex for a children's show lmfao

of course we have to mention the pure cunt of the don/donkiller robots lol

and naturally What If You Had A Clone And Your Clone Was Evil (But Sexy)

3 years of back to back goated sentais and goated makeup looks is just crazyyy. special mention to the ToQger moment bc of last week's boonboom tho lol it is not good but it is iconic and very funny

this post already long as hell so I'll cook on the Decade thots for now...

[asknarashikari]

I'm back from Disney World! It was awesome!

Anyways, back to the headcanons.

When they are old enough, Flynt makes Cutanner and Ricky their own transformation trinkets. They would obviously be the Navy & Scarlet rangers of the Zenkaiger crew, both going by Twokai Ricky and Twokai Cutanner, obviously. Though I'd like to imagine rather than having their transformation trinkets look like Zox's. Cutanner's is a sword, shaped similarly to the one Momotarou has, with a slot for his gear. And Ricky's being a glove/gauntlet like design with a gear slot on the back of the hand

Juliana inherited Magine's little verbal tick of muttering when she's nervous. Juliana doesn't like it, Magine blames herself for passing it on, and Reika finds it adorable. Satoshi made fun of her when they were little saying she sounded like a lawn mower, she promptly hit him for that

Koushiro has had a girlfriend for a few years but has yet to tell anyone outside of his parents about her, due to the fact that he was afraid of his siblings finding out, mainly Ikki.

Yoshino doesn't like to socialize much in and out of work, so to the department, she's practically a mystery outside of a few we'll know facts, like her favorite treat, her father and small things like that. It shocks the whole department when she accepts an invitation to go out if, asking if she can bring her boyfriend along

Ricky and Cuttaner as Rangers? I see chaos in the near future

Juliana should hit him a bit more 😊

Koushirou... I don't know if that's smart or asking for pain...

Lolrip Yoshino 😂

[kabutoraiger]

Just how well do we think momoi and zox would get along....?

i'm struggling to imagine this duo. like i'm sure tarou would be pretty #unbothered by zox like he is with most people, unless he were trying to steal delivery packages or something, but i'm really not sure what the feelings would be in reverse...

either zox would find him super funny & entertaining (enjoying his overly honest assessments of things) or he'd hate being around him so much (he said something overly honest to my dear siblings that made them sad & now i have to kill him. :/ also he didn't react at all to my cool dance. bastard).

[horce-divorce]

This is high on the list of stupidest fucking things I have ever seen. "entrepaneurs" will literally sell you mud inside a bead for $20 fucking dollars.

I was initially speechless about all of this. Oh the tragedy of my grandfather's illness really just inspired me to make a product. Not something useful or related to his illness whatsoever. No it was a cheap, fugly silicone bead bracelet, I was just sooo inspired by the highs and lows of life and I thought this tacky piece of fucking plastic needed to exist to lift others up. I made sure to bastardize a Hawaiian word for My Brand because it just wouldnt be inspirational if I used English. Yeah its made a ton of fucking money, obviously.

I know this company started in 2013, but how do you make so much money on PLASTIC BRACELETS that 10% of sales amounts to almost $10 million? Is this Claire's for rich kids?? Idk how to dig up the real numbers on their profits but boy if I did I'd be so curious.

This is the CEO btw. He turned 30 in 2021 :)

what I'm MORE curious about is, like, what is this genre of bullshit product called, and why this is successful? I mean, I know why, but I want to lay it out in plain English. Are we still calling this shit "snake oil"? Cause this falls solidly into but also beyond the snake oil category for me.

I get ads for stuff like this a lot, or Zox, or the related "health and wellness Lifestyle Products" that these brands inevitably always end up putting out alongside their Exclusive, Exquisite, Collectible, Grounding And Balancing Jewelry. There's some perfect storm of "business sector nepo babies* Starting Their Own Companies" and "American laypeople with no health insurance desperate for absolutely anything that will make them feel better" that coalesces, somehow, into these Health Bead Success Stories. These obviously share some kind of space with like, crystal healing energy infused water bottles and shit. *and I know nepo baby is used wrt celebrities usually but isn't it kind of the same thing when they have rich business owning parents and they end up also having a very successful business? Or is there no specific word for that because that's just capitalism and privilege working as intended lol.

I feel very strongly that this is exactly the type of business capitalists have in mind when they say, "just start your own! Its so easy!" I feel strongly that this kind of brand helps fuel that bootstraps myth that Anyone Can Do It. See, look at this idiot kid, all he did was slap some mud into some bracelets and he's already secured his unborn children's future privilege. There's a "certificate" on the website "confirming" the quality of the materials and everyone eats it up! It's that easy! You just make some ugly beads! Anyone can do it!!!! You just bullshit about anything and people will buy it!!!!! Why don't poor people do this every day!!!!!!!

Not a link btw ^ lmao. 'Watch our sherpas' in your imagination, which is where they live. There's no actual video.

I must add a reminder here that it costs tens of thousands of dollars to summit Everest. The CEO does seem like the kind of person who would summit everest and never shut the fuck up about it, but how much water would the team have to cart back down with them to make that profitable? Even if there's only a drop in each bead, you can only attempt to summit Everest about once a year due to the weather conditions. How many bracelets would they have to sell to justify summitting everest for a fucking production material? I guarantee you no capitalist is doing that rofl.

Btw the only reason I'm even entertaining the notion to this degree is because I saw actual honest to goodness comments on their IG page trying to argue "yeah but I think I saw a video where they tested it and proved the mud came from the dead sea?" Like. Babe...

I guarantee you that an average, everyday human with no ties to wall street cannot "start a business" like this and achieve the same success. You can WATCH these attempts happen in real-time on Instagram, there are a TON of jewelry-specific small businesses to choose from, even. There are thousands upon thousands of talented artists on insta who make exquisite work and who are about to close up shop because they cant keep up with the IG algo, or Etsy fees and scammers, or whatever. Those people have to learn everything from scratch and they don't get nominated for any fucking awards. More often, they get jerked around by Etsy until they can't take it anymore and then retire from posting about their hobbies.

I would love to know where this guy outsources his actual production to. I would love to know how much money this company actually makes, and how much of that was brought in simply due to the fact that this kid already had connections. (He has expanded into the adaptogen health tonic sphere too btw!) I would love to know how many BS, cheap, outsourced trinket-making companies that just sell beads, or whatever, actually exist and make a profit. It must be a good racket.

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

imagine if zox had met noel oml

[mmikmmik2]

Zox and Flint's relationship is actually extremely close to how I imagine Joker and Futaba relating to each other as foster siblings. I guess that means the two little Goldtsuiker brothers are collectively Morgana

[kabutoraiger]

legit pondered this for like an hour last night before going to sleep. skipping over showa since most of my picks there would be purely "this character would be hot as a woman",

zyuranger - goushi. nobody in zyu has much going on character wise but goushi's few traits of being the semi imposing awkward stern one would be more interesting in a woman.

dairanger - shoji. delinquent-esque girl with a heart of gold....

kakuranger - sasuke. we need more 26 yr old slacker women with no fashion sense in sentai. and a female sasuke's interactions with tsuruhime would be a lot more tolerable imo

gingaman - ryoma. adds an extra layer to the character taking the place of her older brother and feeling inadequate in the role, if we imagine the ginga village as a slightly misogynist society where women warriors happen but aren't as common or lauded & her overcoming that preconception.

gogov - didn't watch much of this one but maybe i would've gotten further if matoi was an aggressive annoying woman instead (i have blatant double standards & would've forgiven her more easily)

timeranger - domon. the mistaken identity part of the honami romance plotline instantly becomes 10x more compelling. and i really want to see the kind of woman cast as a pro MMA fighter.

gaoranger - haven't really seen this one but i pick silver nonetheless. let women be sexy mysterious cursed wolfgirls. my final message

hurricanger - isshu. would fall into the trap of having a female character who's a "constantly deferring to onii-sama" type, which no one likes, but still, let's face it: isshu doesn't have much going for him. being a girl would improve things somewhat.

abaranger - yukito. in a similar vein to matoi, as a woman i imagine i would find her qualities endearing instead of slightly tiresome. and the relationship with emiri would be much improved.

gekiranger - another one i haven't seen but i'm picking purple. (see gaoranger above)

go-busters - hiromu. i think his rude bluntness would make a very charming young lady. and enter becoming a dark replica of her would take on an added interesting gender dimension.

kyoryuger - ian. see matoi and yukito above. not entirely proud to admit it but i would go crazy for ian with the single simple change of her being a suave kinda futch lesbian. (kyoryu counts as a 1 woman sentai to me as yayoi transforms so infrequently)

ryusoulger - koh. no big reason. i just think she'd be cute.

zenkaiger - zox. tsundere morally questionable flashy pirate big sis....

donbrothers - taro. imagine the power that that would have. the clearance that would have.

king-ohger - jeramie, i guess? women deserve to be sopping wet and pathetic and have sexy monster arms.

boonboomger - too soon to say for sure but i'm going orange. a flirty experienced onee-san type... who sighs exasperatedly but fondly over mira being so genki and excitable as she pats her on the head and strokes her hair and she. um. 😳 ok im getting off track here

As another year of "this sentai looks really fun, alas that there's only one girl in it" rolls around, open question:

If you got to pick a guy to have been gender-flipped at the casting stage in any given one-girl sentai, who would be your ideal choice in each case?

Interpret any way you like-- "it's otherwise exactly the same character"/"it's realistically how that show's writer would've written her", whatever

(inoculating this post with a preemptive "yes king-ohger has one girl but no you can't pick Rita leave their non-biney alone")

[aechteaseawb]

Forming Zenkaijuuoh is an out of body experience, quite literally.

It’s not fluid, like one would imagine sharing a consciousness. Fluidity Zox would know, being born from a watery cradle. This is not it. This is like clockwork, like the glimpses Zox catches from time to time, of inside the cavity of the little gadgets that Flint is picking at hunched over the work table: meticulous and precise.

This is, ideally, flawless coordination. This is running a three-legged race on stilts. It doesn’t flow naturally at all, but requires conscious effort and synchronization, so much so that you meld together, an amalgamation stitched together, so that the border between man and man dissolves.

You can only stay so solid in Zenkaijuuoh.

So it’s not his body, and it’s not Kaito’s body either, but a patchwork made from both of their parts, and his end nerves shoot out of his skin, stretching far far away where it’s out of his control, to intertwine with Kaito’s, a bridge made out of braids and braids of living breathing threads and it’s almost too vulnerable, but how else would you be able to fall in step at the exact same beat?

So he feels it before the link actually pulls. He tastes numb excitement at the tip of his tongue before the connection breaks. Zox sees it coming before the thought can fully take shape in Kaito’s head, and recognizes how Kaito is in too heightened a state to mind a forceful disconnection, braces for the painful snap of too many strings to count before he himself could realize it entirely.

And when he is unceremoniously yanked back into his own body and thrown off, sharp shock stinging every corner of his mind still hits faster than blunt bruised pain from the slam of a body against the ground.

[tokuimagines]

OK I'VE BEEN GETTING INTO PRECURE LATELY AND I GOT AN IDEA. KAITO, ZOX AND STACEY FINDING OUT THEIR S/O IS A MAGICAL GIRL/PRECURE (can be a gender neutral reader so all the homies can experience this(/lh) BUT ANYWAYS LOVE Y'ALL MY GENDER NEUTRAL HOMIES /p)

A/N: ignore that this has just been sitting here for literal months i've been fighting demons BUT !! i am here !! now i haven't really watched precure myself outside of a few episodes but i do know magical girls so i'll try to make it more around that- may not also be the most detailed ever magical girls weren't my preferred genre when watching anime KJHGFGHJK

Kaito Goshikida, Zox Goldtsuiker, and Stacey Reacting To Their S/O Being A Magical Girl

normally i would separate this by boy but honestly i think their overall reactions would be the same, initial shock and surprise, before quickly becoming impressed.

kaito in particular is really hyped because of the magic aspect, he's already really impressed with magine being able to do magic so his s/o??? say less he's jumping off the walls

zox is the one to immediately start strategizing how you can use magic to help him with pirating lol. and of course how you can help in a fight whenever needed but well pirating is always gonna be his first thought.

stacey i think becomes normal about it pretty quick, the shock was a lot for him at first but once he put some thought into it, it made a lot of sense and so he just treats it as another part of you now. however, he is thankful you have a way to protect yourself if ever needed, he worries a lot if something happens he wouldn't be there to help you so this eases his mind.

[tokuteasings]

NSFW Headcanons - Hooking up with Zox Goldtsuiker

Dedicated to the Zox simps out there (yall know who you are~<3)

Warnings: NSFW, kiddos look away. This is some kinda chaotic mess bc it is and idk what the hell is happening here. GN reader

It’s...strange how you fell into bed with Zox. It started off with the two of you drinking in a bar, on Earth or another world - what have you. You two are simply enjoying one another’s company in the best of ways, flirting between one another with sultry sort of gazes and he’s blowing kisses towards you, winking and purring out sweet little things such as, “Your lips are so cute, dear, what else can you do with them?” or draping himself over you, loosening the collar of his shirt, fanning himself and whispering, “Ah, how strange. Is it hot here or is it just me?” and you can see little beads of sweat trickling down his neck and under his shirt...his breath fluttering at your ear and you wonder if you died and went to heaven.

One thing led to another, and you two are kissing, gold in your veins and you’re simply pulsing with need. Your arms are wrapped around him and he’s lifting you up and slamming you on to this mattress in his ship. How you two got here? You’re not sure. But he’s kissing you deeper and deeper now, grinding his hips into yours and letting out these cute little moans that sound like he’s singing some sort of unknown prayers and praises in other hymns and languages or frequencies you cannot comprehend. “You taste so good, you feel so good...wanna see what else those pretty lips of yours can do.”

Your brains are both on autopilot by now, and who the hell cares of how or who is on the bottom or who is on top. It’s a night of passion that you two know and only know. A well kept secret between the two of you. But...Zox going down on you is another story. He can sing, he can dance (and thus ride you to kingdom come) but putting his beautiful slivery silvery tongue to fucking use??? How it curls, how he sucks and licks and how he can put his mouth to work...oh you swear as your eyes roll into the back of your head how he fucking pleasures you to hell and back. He’s experimenting with your body, and seeking out places to make you crumble. 

Speaking of riding, Zox is a flexible sort of man. His legs on either side of you as he bounces on top of you, smirking and letting out these little slurred moans and his cheeks colored brightly scarlet. It[’s a blush that travels down past his neck, painting his chest with cherries and you cannot help but lick at his nipples via sitting up and just lavishing it on him. There’s nothing but praises from the two of you even if he’s topping you, slamming into your awaiting hole with reckless abandon, leaving oh so many marks up and down your body and filling you with his cum until you are completely full. He’s tugging at your hair or at the mattress sheets and surrounded by you that it’s making him light-headed.

When you all wake up the next morning it’s....uh...awkward. For you at least. Because while you are the embodiment of that blonde lady calculating meme, Zox is growling and grumbling about his headache and stating, “That was fun, we should do it again sometime.” and he’s rolling over on his side to look at you with a wink. It’s up to you if you wanna continue this uh...lil romp or not but...let’s just say that Flint, Rikky, and Cutanner are...not happy about the noise level...

[blacklodgemusictx]

2.5 hrs? I thought "down here" south from home, Abilene, all cities were right next to each other and required no time or effort to get between.

I have the magical, if annoying ability to sleep the second I'm in a moving vehicle so the trip from Houston to Austin takes no time to me.

I've picked all our hotels for this trip with proximity to venue in mind, but Austin is two shows so apparently I picked it for distance to the second show... we're accidentally 20 miles away from the first show.

We hang out at the hotel. Doug sleeps. I write, mess with my pictures from Houston, get Doordash (Michi Ramen, y'all, accept no substitute! Though I apologize to anyone who met me after as I am now a walking garlic glove.)

I don't know if needs will change in the next few days, but right now I'm so delighted NOT being at work, I'm happy as a clam in bed surfing for the ubiquitous episode of Forensic Files. Updating Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram, TikTok, my own website that I don't even know how to access right now because of hosting issues and my own virtua-ignorance - I'm emailing entries to an extremely tolerant gentleman I met on Fiverr: just update everything now and I"ll learn to internet later, please? Ok.

I've taught myself basic graphic design, marketing and literally created an internet presence purely to try and amplify the presence of these musicians I've come to love so much.

In the back of my mind, a tiny voice keeps whispering: these are skills. Skills people might want. You could parlay this in to a job that doesn't kill your soul, makes you look forward to waking up every day... but I've also never been the type of person who just believes; takes for granted that good things will happen. I'm trying to change and I would love to believe that if I gaze in to the future, I'll see myself happy, doing something I love that fulfills me spiritually instead of just paying the bills... but some lessons hammered in to my head as a child (life, work is to be endured not enjoyed) stick like cement and feel impossible to break.

But I will keep trying. Things change. One of my Zox affirmational bracelets I've taken to adorning my wrist with recently says: 'Just Breathe.' As long as there is breath, there is hope. If you are still here, if you are ALIVE, you can change.

The first Austin show is cold.

The audacity of having an outdoor show in January! But this is Texas. My Rocky Horror troupe at home performed in the cold, I was Janet is the pouring rain once (actual splashing during the swimming pool scene, can you imagine?)

There are heaters, but occasionally the musicians still stop to flex and wiggle life back in to cold digits.

Olivia has borrowed a black throw from the lady of the house and knotted it about her shoulders. A simple knot, a careless/careful draping and suddenly that throw is any stylish piece off a Paris or Milan runway.

Joe and Salim are in layers. I'm layered too, but Salim still lends me his coat while he performs. I wear it like a lap blanket. Wool. Cozy.

I pull up my hoodie. Run inside. Steal some cheese from a charcuterie. "Leave the moon alone" one gentleman, also enjoying the cheese, comments. That's what my hood says. It's an inside joke from the Jimmy Newquist Zoom COVID shows. "Remember Caroline's Spine?" Head shake. "Sullivan? The song about the brothers in the navy who died together? It's the story 'Saving Private Ryan' was based on" He doesn't remember. Normally, I pull out my phone and play the song when I have a captive audience like this, but I shrug and head back outside.

Marty banters. Marty poses like Robert Plant.

Some day, bless them, my musicians will learn that I'm here to document... and that includes the silly stuff too. I have pictures of all of this. I love it though. I love Marty being silly with us. I love that I can talk to him and he will smile and joke. I've met so many who can't be bothered - one of Marty's previous group of contemporaries comes immediately to mind. So many whose self importance takes up too much room. Leaving no room for a fan to squeak by and pass a word of admiration or two.

It was a cold, beautiful night.

I'm already so aware though that the trip is speeding by. Tonight is the Cactus Cafe. Tomorrow is San Antonio and hopefully a friend or two or three to see. Then leg one is over.

Salim brought up a term at the show last night that I am now trying to keep in my head, "Hyper presence." Just be here. Be here now.

Eyes open. See everything. Experience. Be here. Eat the food. Hear the music. Love the companions.

Be alive for this.

Live.

[satoryuga]

i'm so glad zenkaiger has finally ended i have nothing against you or your gifs but the zenkaiger tag was mad spammed with large gifs of stacy doing nothing but breathing and blinking and as someone who actually watches for the plot and not for pretty boys this season was incredibly disappointing and went downhill as soon as stacy showed up. characters like the robots and even sometimes zox/flint were just background characters in the great almighty kaito and stacy show. the writing was bad, the ending was bad and was just all around bad. much like lupinranger (and i'll assume you like it given your icon?) it was a show marketed entirely towards delusional girls who want to imagine redguy kissing purpleguy. i doubt you've seen either of them but i would recommend watching dekaranger or jetman if you want to see a real sentai that's actually good.

I have five different messages telling me negatively about Zenkaiger... You know if you don't like something you don't have to run to someone who likes it and speak so much. I don’t care if you liked it not 😅 You’re right I do like a Lupinranger vs Patoranger the best. I’m also a delusional girl who wanting to see the red man kissing the purple man~~🙈 And.. Thank you for recommendation but I've seen both. I have been watching tokusatsu since I was a little child. Maybe it's from translating but I think you're angry. Let's do yoga and calm down 😊💜

[tsunflowers]

I've been thinking about this all day after I first saw it yesterday. that really is what's happening here

it makes me imagine a scenario where kaito takes stacey out for a nice dinner bc he's preparing to pop the question but the goldtsuikers show up and start singing and dancing on tables and kaito is like "zox please this was going to be a special moment" and zox is like "oh you dont think the moment will be even more special with me here two?"

[asknarashikari]

Stacey and Zox react to Kaito's shenanigans again.

Kaito: Would you guys still kiss me if I look like this?

He the pops up as Zyuran and gang pull the curtains.

Magine: I present to you... Muscular Goshikida Kaito!

Kaito: *flexes* I went to Muscle World to learn a few tricks or two. *flexes* Vroon: Fun Fact: In Muscle World, everyone there is of a different type of muscular builds. From skinny to bulky. They also despise using any kind of drug usage. No steroids' or anything of that sort. Magine: That's right. It really was fascinating and oh my god... Just remembering it, really is too much. *swoons and faints* Vroon: Ah... ahyaya... I think she just fainted because of the time we went there.

Gaon: Why is Kaito in a speedo/thong? Zyuran: I think he just want to show off or woo them. Secchan: *sighs* Kaito Kaito... Goshikida Family: Impressive...

I don't even want to imagine this scenario... but I think Zox would be into it... Stacey would go full tsundere though.

And Secchan would be more "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! KAITOOOOOO PUT SOME PANTS ON TUUUUUUUUUUNE~!"

Also, Magine would never find anyone but her Reika hot, how dare you.