#zorry

[vivid-badsquad]

me after zaying "mafuyuz motherz big fat juicy 11 inch mozter cock in my tight hole rn"

[youdothetalking]

i hope yall dont expect kpop fan art from me rn

[atom-system]

Ok. Hey, zick. Awesome. Good choice we got this

Afab and periodz FUCKING ZUCK. U know why??? Becauze they trigger unrelated pain flare upz.

GAHHHHH

I just wanna zink about Painty and zleep.

You know what alzo zmellz?

Fucking titz

Hell, we can't breathe with thoze zhitz

Pluz every zingle headmate haz zone problem with zem.

Take me [ Apricot] for example, I'm gender fluid, and zhit. I hate zem. I hate having somezing to remind me of my damn sex.

Zometimez itz fine, becauze in that moment i feel like my assigned gender and zat workz. Other timez itz not zo fine and I would rather rip them the fuck off

We are pretty much only comfortable with our body becauze itz gaining weight.

I hate bringing up ze fact that we want our body to be larger, I don't want to dizcount the experiencez of thoze that dezire ze oppozite. Pluz, being heavier iznt alwayz ze healthiezt [ iztg I'm not being fat phobic right now. That iz literally the oppozite of what im zaying ]

Im so tired and pissed rn. Gah

Screaming

-lightbulb [ types most of it ] apricot's thoughts/words

[bunnz1]

ZORRY 4 NOT POSTING 4 ZO LONG IM BUZY WITH SCHOOL AND FRIENDZ BUT ZOMETIMES I ALSO just forget I have tumblr,, zorry again☹️

[jellybeanium124]

@adickaboutspoons I FIGUR3D IT OUT

♬ for The Adventures of Blackbunny and the Gentlebun, please.

I am so sorry bro I can't think of any song to go with that fic. if you have one please tell me! I've been legit mulling over this for days and I have nothing. sorry.

here's my joke answer

[a-moth-called-mof]

I will defend Q!Wilbur and his egg daughter with my life. do you understand. he was like "wow i don't care about this child" and then she went missing and he lost his shit. she was playing the flute after she heard him play the guitar. he calls her "little one". she eats dirt and he eats sand. he let her choose her name. he went from wanting to leave her to calling himself her dad. do you understand,,, do you see the vision,,,

[minecr-afton]

Phone Guy's Midnight Stroll

[dailydirkkat]

day 25

[troutminge]

This cannot be true. 5 days ago, I thought about world of goo for the first time since I was a child. Today I discover that world of goo two is soon to be born. How strange it is to be anything at all. I'm so happy.

world of goo 2 in just 3 days...... rise... goo warriors...

[idkduude]

Ferrari is literally a retirement home for ex-wdc winners.

Why do they all go to die there? Have you seen the state of that team?

[vivid-badsquad]

i think i zhoudl go home nwo

[clipzicle]

Bloodlust … ooo you wanna draw Bloodlust so bad…. You wanna draw the Jeremy’s so bad……

oouhfg ooh nooo i cant control myzelf whatz happening oohg

[reybeeze]

are you named after anyone? in a vague way, yeah. my parents saw a mermaid movie and used her name for me. + middle name's my dad's name spelled weird.

when was the last time you cried? last night 😭 nin can attest to this

do you have kids? hell no

what sports do you play/have you played? used to play soccer, did volleyball for a few years, then tennis and ice skating, now back to none

do you use sarcasm? yes, far too often for someone who rarely understands it when others use it

what is the first thing you notice about people? their outfits probably

what's your eye color? brown/hazel

scary movies or happy endings? scary movies...with happy endings? :) (depends on mood)

any talents? um iiii don't think so. damn

where were you born? bible belt lol

what are your hobbies? reading is the big one, writing (vague), video games if i have motivation

do you have any pets? one small white fluffy dog named snowball. (i was 7 when i got her don't blame me for the lack of creativity. at least it's fitting)

how tall are you? 5'4"

favorite subject in school? english!!!

dream job? something to do with literature OR the medical field. both very different and very vague, i know.

ok no pressure tags: @ninja-grace @justobsessedwithlove @sc4tt3rbr4inn @the-chesapeake-dipper @google27 @eddiekaspbrakirlsblog @eddie-funfetti-spaghetti @mrghostrat @eviebane @ineffabildaddy @queer-coffee @irisbleufic @midnights-dragon @yet-still-just-a-moth @the-almighty-god

and whoever else wants to :)

15 questions for 15 friends

Tagged by @echeveriaaa, thank you !!

Are you named after anyone? I have the most common name ever. I like it enough, but being named after Jesus' mother is... Well. Meh.

When was the last time you cried? I don't cry very much. My friends sometimes joke that my heart is made of stone. BUT I cried a lot inside when I watched the Doctor Who specials.

Do you have kids? Oh God no.

What sports do you play/have you played? I used to run long distance before I busted my knees. I still run, but not as much. I also bike, swim, walk and do some yoga and muscle training (I'm pretty sporty)

Do you use sarcasm? Sometimes ? I'm not really good with it.

What is the first thing you notice about people? Their posture and attitude.

What’s your eye colour? blue

Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings

Any talents? I'm very good at organising things and managing projects. I also think that I have an eye for colors ?

Where were you born? East of France

What are your hobbies? I'm currently having a middle life crisis about this, because I tend to do things for people and not for myself. So, this is what I really like to do : reading (I'm a librarian after all), hiking and swimming, embroidery and I've been enjoying drawing fanarts again (well, I've made two, but it's more than I've done in about 4 years, so).

Do you have any pets? A 14 years old black cat. I love him so much, it hurts to think that he's getting pretty old and won't be with me forever.

How tall are you? 5'2" / 1,62 m

Favourite subject in school? Litterature and biology

Dream job? I don't believe in dream jobs, BUT I really like being a librarian and don't see myself doing anything else.

I have like 12 followers and absolutely no audience at all, so it's going to be difficult to tag 15 people, so, if you want to do it, feel free to do so !

[xxn00bpwn3rxx]

woaw iz dat a pestkit fanfic ?!?!?

hai . made thiz for 1k twitter followerz celebration :3 waz zuppozed 2 be a comic but i waznt liking it and felt i could better zhow my ideaz and pest/medkit'z emotionz thru writing zo here : ) bware . fluff

Summary; Medkit has a nightmare, and Pest tries to comfort him

⠀⠀Darkness surrounded him. He didn't know where he was or how he ended up here, and he looked around, eyes wide as his eyes adjusted to the light. His hands trembled as he held on to a lantern with a small fire inside of it, illuminating everything around him with a weak yellow glow. He was holding onto the lantern like his life depended on it, he didn't even think he would be able to drop it if he had to. ⠀⠀Flies buzzed quietly around him as he stepped forward. There was a long road in front of him that led into darkness, with an occasional torch dotted here and there that didn't do much to pierce through the pitch black. Sand covered the ground on either side of the road, and he could hear small whispers in the distance. ⠀⠀He walked along the path, stopping when he saw a person. He ran up to it, calling out to them, but nothing came out of his mouth. He stopped in his tracks instantly when they looked at him with firey green eyes and muttered a garbled sentence, though he understood it clearly. "You filthy traitor." ⠀⠀Ice seemed to crawl up his spine suddenly as he looked away and started power-walking down the road again. He could hear the whispers from the darkness clearly now. ⠀⠀"I need healing!" ... "How's your eye?" ... "Do I have to work with a traitor?" ... "Help!" ⠀⠀It made his mind and heart race as he started to run, wanting to get away from the whispers as fast as he could. His feet pounded against the asphalt, sending up pain through his legs from the force of it, but he couldn't stop. He felt like something was following him, and it sent his adrenaline rushing. ⠀⠀Through the darkness and occasional light, he saw it. A house. He could hide in there! He went faster, running up through the steps and through the open door, almost flying into the T.V.s that were scattered in certain places in the room. He stared down at them, the red screens flickering. A single light source came from the roof; everything else was open and empty. There was no place to hide in here. ⠀⠀He could still hear the whispers. They were getting louder. The same thing, over, and over, and over again. And he could hear the shadowy figures walking around, their footsteps soft but audible. Then he heard a sound he hadn't heard before. A buzzing sound that was definitely getting louder. He looked over his shoulder right before a giant green slitted eye flew through the door towards him, and he let out a scream right before he blacked out, the last thing he heard from the eye being "You must kill him, to become him." ...

⠀⠀Medkit sat up straight on the bed with a loud gasp, his heart racing too fast for him to handle, his hands clammy, his mind fuzzy. He was panting heavily, and his mouth felt dry. His hands shook as he gripped the bedsheets, making sure he was still alive and fine, but grounding himself didn't seem to work as his eyes darted around the dark room. He didn't recognize where he was. And that sent more fear through him. ⠀⠀He was starting to hyperventilate, and he could hear nothing but his own heart beating at a scary pace, faster than it should ever be, and he was terrified he was about to have a heart attack. He gripped the pillow next to him, holding it with so much strength that his knuckles had turned white, and he started sobbing. Soft sobs, with a few hiccups in between, but slowly started getting louder as he smothered his face into the pillow.

⠀⠀In the other room, there was the soft sound of a water faucet running into the sink with the occasional splash of water. Pest stared at the mirror in front of him, water dripping off of his face. One of his antennae flicked upwards and twitched towards the bathroom door, something felt off. He turned off the faucet and bent over slightly, elbows resting on the counter as he listened. Then he heard it. Crying. ⠀⠀Crying again? He sighed softly, turning his gaze over to the bathroom door as he took the hand towel from besides the sink to wipe his face dry. That's the third time this week. He listened for a small bit more, noticing how it wasn't letting up. He grumbled. ⠀⠀Now, Pest wasn't one to care if somebody was crying around him, he'd ignore it. And he did the first couple times Medkit had cried near him. But three times is one too many, and he was getting annoyed. Though, what he couldn't ignore was the small sliver of empathy he had towards the demon; as much as Pest hated to admit it, he felt bad for Medkit. ⠀⠀And personally to Pest, Medkit wasn't the one to break down like he had been recently. Pest had been around him long enough to know that something had changed within the man, and he didn't know what had caused it. He didn't think too much about it though as he finished drying his face and moved over to open the bathroom door. ⠀⠀He slowly moved it open and peeked out of it, eyes moving around the dark room until his eyes met the form of Medkit huddled on the bed, face covered with one of Pest's pillows. He let out a soft growl, but ignored it as he opened the door more. As he stared over at Medkit, that feeling of empathy grew, and it confused him. He'd never felt it before. Something was telling him to suck it up and go comfort his boyfriend, but he was unsure how. So, he knocked on the bathroom door softly just to let Medkit know he was there. ⠀⠀Medkit stilled, his sobs disappearing as he laid there. He was shaking, his heart still racing. Hearing the knocks made him more scared, as he was unsure of who it was. By staying still he hoped whatever it was would think he wasn't there. Then he felt the bed dip slightly where his legs were and a low creak of the bedsprings. He breathed heavily and got brave enough to look over his pillow slightly, to be greeted with 4 red eyes staring at him. Medkit thought he would have just croaked right then and there finally from a heart attack, but something about the way the eyes were looking at him gave him a sense of safe that he didn't understand. ⠀⠀The other person shifted slightly closer, still looking at him. Medkit couldn't see much from how dark the room was, but he could recognize the shape of Pest from anywhere, and he calmed down a tiny bit as he stared at him. ⠀⠀"Are you okay?" Pest muttered out. Medkit's brain paused for a quick second, and he continued to stare at Pest as he slowly processed what he had just asked. To him, it sounded more like a demand than a question, and it dumbfounded him, especially since he was still mentally out of it from his nightmare that the question was lost on him. And he must still be in his nightmare, because Pest would never ask him that. ⠀⠀Pest watched Medkit for a few more seconds before growling. "Did you hear me?" His voice was harder this time. Oh. It really is Pest. Medkit thought, and he slowly put his pillow down to lay it on his chest. He nodded, opening his mouth to reply, but instead licking his lips to get rid of the chappy dry feeling he still had. After a couple seconds, he replied. "Y-yeah. I did." Medkit's voice was shaky, low and hoarse, and he hoped what he said was intelligible enough for Pest to hear.

⠀⠀"Then answer. Are you okay?" Pest narrowed his eyes at him, and Medkit felt a hand gently being placed on his own. It wasn't much, but that small gesture made Medkit feel warmer than he had a few seconds ago, and he instantly went to intertwine his fingers with Pest's. ⠀⠀"I... I suppose so." Medkit looked away, leaning back against the pillows. Pest moved over and turned the bedside lamp on, turning his head to stare at Medkit's face. He looked tired, which was the norm for Medkit, but somehow he looked even more pathetic like this. His one eye was shot, his hair a complete mess, and the little fluff on his cheeks were stiff with dried tears. Pest chittered, clicking his mandibles together as he took in the sight in front of him. ⠀⠀"That's a lie." Medkit frowned at Pest's response. "You look like you were run over by multiple trucks and possibly an airplane." Medkit knew Pest was attempting to lighten the mood, but it didn't work for him. ⠀⠀"Why... why would you care?" Medkit turned his head to Pest as he asked the question, and he felt guilt as he heard the way it sounded as it exited his mouth. He instantly went to apologize, "I'm-" ⠀⠀He was cut off by Pest suddenly getting up further onto the bed, moving Medkit's legs to crawl towards him like a feral animal, his head lowered, and eyes squinted at him like he was suddenly a piece of prey. "Pest, what are you-" Suddenly, Pest was laying right on top of Medkit, and he couldn't help the blush creeping onto his face as Pest wrapped his top arms around him, bringing them both into an embrace. ⠀⠀Pest stared up at Medkit, his chin on his chest. "Look. I don't care what you think of me. Just stop your crying. It's starting to get on my... nerves." Medkit exhaled softly. The way Pest spoke was harsh, not a lot of comfort, but that wasn't what caught Medkit's attention. The way Pest had hesitated on the last word gave Medkit all he needed to know about Pest's true feelings, he knew it was his own way of saying "I want you to stop crying because it's making me upset," which showed he cared. At least, that's what Medkit was hoping for. ⠀⠀Pest's mandibles tapped Medkit's chest. "Or else." Medkit stiffened a bit, wondering why he was suddenly being threatened to stop his crying, but when he looked down at Pest's eyes he saw a playful glimmer to them. That did not help matters. ⠀⠀He shifted slightly underneath Pest as he stared at him straight on. "Don't." His voice was low, a warning, but Pest did nothing but smile teasingly back at him. ⠀⠀"Don't what?" Pest replied. Medkit's heart dropped when he felt Pest's lower hands trail up underneath his nightshirt, and he blushed harder. A small thumping noise could be heard, and when Pest looked down, he noticed Medkit's deer tail was hitting the bed, and he snickered. "Okay. Now I know this'll work." He looked back up at Medkit right before he used his claws to gently claw at his fur. ⠀⠀The moment Pest's fingers did that, Medkit jolted with a soft yelp. The sensation made a million different thoughts and emotions go through his head at once and it was getting increasingly hard to not get overwhelmed or melt, or both at the same time. Medkit hissed through his teeth, "Pest. Stop it. That tickles." ⠀⠀Pest rolled his eyes and moved upwards more. "That's too bad." He bent down and started planting soft kisses on Medkit's face, bringing his hands up to lay on Medkit's chest as he did so. Pest was getting confused on why he was suddenly getting so touchy with Medkit, but it looked like he needed it so he went with his urges and showered him in affection. Medkit on the other hand, was becoming a flustered mess below him.

⠀⠀Medkit was letting out soft giggles as Pest kissed his face, he was trying desperately to act like it wasn't doing anything just because he felt stubborn, but it was not working out in his favor. Especially with his tail going 50 mph right next to them. Pest cupped his face with his hands and started kissing him more deeply, one on the forehead, another on the cheek, a gentle one on his facial scars. Medkit's ears flicked and he whined, making his lips a thin line as if to stop himself from smiling. ⠀⠀He felt like if Pest continued any longer he was gonna end up melting into a puddle, his heart felt like it was about to burst. Then Pest kissed him on the lips, and his body went completely limp, his eyes closed, and his mind went completely blank from shock. He could feel nothing but Pest's hands and arms wrapped around him, his mandibles caressing his cheeks, his lips on his, and his antennae gently tapping him as if Pest were feeling him with those too. ⠀⠀After a couple seconds of the kiss that felt like it went on for hours, Pest pulled back and looked down at Medkit, hands still cupping his face as he scanned his expression. Medkit fluttered his eyes open, making immediate eye contact with Pest. He breathed quickly through his nose, and he cheeks were a deep blue color as his lips trembled into a weak smile. ⠀⠀Pest adjusted himself so he was laying next to Medkit, and he laid his head against one of his horns as he wrapped all four arms around him fully. "There. You smiled." He grinned smugly at him, and Medkit grumbled softly. Though, he couldn't stop the smile growing on him as he nuzzled his face against Pest's neck, placing a hand on his chest. ⠀⠀"Shut up," he muttered, placing a little kiss against Pest's neck, earning a chitter in response. ⠀⠀He raised one of his hands up to rub gently at Pest's horns, which was in his own way him being affectionate right back at him. His blunted claws scratched and massaged in the little grooves, him being extra careful of the spiky parts. It didn't take long for Pest to entirely lean against Medkit, kicking his leg against the bedsheets like a little dog as Medkit continued, and he started hearing a soft rumble coming from his chest as he used the other hand to massage the other horn. They suddenly twitched, clicking together once, and Medkit had to withdraw his hands quickly to make sure Pest didn't accidentally grab his nightshirt (or hands) and rip it. ⠀⠀His smile grew as he snuggled closer to Pest, looping his arms around his neck, feeling safe in the comfort of him. After a bit, his breathing slowed down, and he found himself finally falling back asleep, his ear right up against Pest's chest as he listened to the steady rhythm of his heart. Pest went and moved his tail to push the blanket closer to him, going slow to make sure Medkit didn't wake up, and went and wrapped the blanket around the both of them as he got more comfortable in his position. ⠀⠀Medkit was already snoring softly, and Pest found his own eyes closing as he let himself finally fall asleep as well. Medkit didn't have a nightmare this time, and Pest finally got some much needed rest.

[therandomcreechur]

back to tpot 14

everyone being upset over gaty’s elimination (i am too don’t worry im not heartless)

and then me in the corner with like 3 other people mourning eraser’s elimination

[valentinaonthemoon]

Joke managing to outsmart the enemy by not knowing English is the best thing ever.