#zorbin

[fixitlikeswomen]

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[achillesapple]

i can't believe ben and adam didn't say "it's zorbin time" once. what the fuck am i even watching this show for.

[boosqoowoo]

haon - bubble boy (english lyrics translation)

[CHORUS] Yeah-uh Wanna see me rollin’? 놀러 와 내 집에 Come and hang out in my house 가까이 와도 닿지 못해 Even if you come close, you can't reach it They callin’ me bubble boy I’m so blowin’ up Yes, my mama love me 한 순간도 날 가만두지 못하지 I'm so loveable You can’t leave me alone even for a moment, I’m so loveable I have a clean smile, clean style Peace of my mind 전부 씻겨 내려가네 Peace of my mind, everything is washed away Skin star, sleep tight 난 다칠 일이 없지 'cause I’m ballin’ out like zorbin' I won't get hurt 'cause I'm ballin' out like zorbin'* *Zorbing is the recreation or sport of rolling downhill inside a huge plastic ball

[VERSE] Ayy, bubblin', bubblin', who needs doubling, not on my verse 날 더럽히거나 터트리지 못한 네 머리 위로 I do tumbling bruh I do tumbling bruh on top of your head without getting dirty or popping 날 두려워하거나가 아님 부러워하거나 둘 중 하나도 아니면 빨리 끼라고 글러브 If you're either afraid of me or jealous of me, or neither, put on the gloves quickly. 아니면 비웃거나 그냥 기웃거리거나 둘 중 아무것도 아니라면 not on my nerve Or if you're laughing or just snooping around or nothing else, it's not on my nerves Sunshine on me, 내 머리 어깨 무릎 발 무릎까지 Sunshine on me, my head, shoulders, knees, feet and knees So bright, bright as Ben Baller*, sold all his ice up at Slauson *Ben Baller is a famous jeweller **A lyric from Biking by Frank Ocean: "since Ben Baller sold all his ice up at Slauson." Life’s like Vegas, shorty looks like Venus Love inside of my bubble 더 커지기 전에 난 pop (Pop) Before it gets any bigger, I pop (Pop) 아님 (if not,) get away, get away, away from me Why you yellin' on me? All I need is 500 Wherе the bubble boy? Wherе the bubble boy? 나를 찾지 바늘을 손에 꽉 쥔 채로 Holding the needle tightly in your hand to find me I don't run away way, way, way I'm flying on a private jet Yeah, I got a love she started all 넘어져도 웃음이 나와 Even if I fall, I smile [CHORUS] Wanna see me rollin’? 놀러 와 내 집에 가까이 와도 닿지 못해 they callin' me bubble boy I'm so blowin' up, yeah, my mama love me 한 순간도 날 가만두지 못하지 I’m so loveable I have a clean smile, a clean style Peace of my mind 전부 씻겨 내려가네 Skin star, sleep tight 난 다칠 일이 없지 'cause I'm ballin' out like zorbin'

[insaneillusionist]

IT'S ZORBIN' TIME!

Anon! Thanks for the ask!

No.

[faustycakes]

I loved when he said "It's Zorbin time" and Zoro'd all over the baddie squad

i am zorrible

[threedollars]

lil doggo missed me. 

[mrallnight57-blog]

The Crystal of Mordokia

Chapter 43

Widow Maker has had many battles throughout his existence. In most of those battles, he was victories. Even in his losses, he had always earned his opponents respect.

Now he was being man handled unlike ever before, and even though he had more power than he had more power than he had ever had before. He couldn't even lay a scratch on Billbo.

Widow Maker was being bounced from wall to wall until finally Billbo threw him into one of the rooms. The room was The Disciples former dressing room. There posters were all over the walls. The room also had a couch and a couple of chairs along with a few musical instruments that The Disciples used for rehearsals. Something they no longer needed because they were dead.

Widow Maker crawled to the corner of the room as Billbo began pacing. As he was pacing, he turned to Widow Maker and said. "You really are pathetic. I had planned on letting you beat on me until Jenny could convince Gothic Mirror to sign the contract, but you just had to turn your attention to the little girl, and since my friend had already put her through hell tonight. I wasn't about to let you do the same thing.

Widow Maker was gasping for air. His throat was severely injured, and he couldn't speak. Billbo began walking towards him and said. "So now onto my second plan." Billbo sat down next to Widow Maker, and put his arm around him so he couldn't move.

Billbo looked Widow Maker in the eyes. "Are you wondering how I got this power? Hmm?"

Widow Maker throat was to damaged for him to respond. So after being silent for a moment. Billbo began speaking again. "Over 2000 years ago, a Drow wizard named Zorbin, summoned eight powerful Drow Gods, and convinced them to give him a portion of their magic, and put them into eight artifacts."

"After the ritual. The artifacts were scattered acrossed Mordokia. Luckily for Mordokia, I defeated Zorbin before he could gather the first artifact. The bad news for Mordokia. I decided to go after the artifacts myself."

"I was told going after the artifacts myself was dangerous. They were to dangerous for one person to handle. Unfortunately my ego was to big. I enjoyed being famous and I believed in my own hype. I had a woman in every village. Stories were written about me. Bard performed plays about my adventures. When ever I entered a city, a parade was thrown in my honor. That kind of attention makes a man full of himself. It makes him believe he can do anything."

That's why when my allies warned me about how dangerous the artifacts were. I ignored them. I had become so full of myself, I believed there was no way the the Dark Magic could harm me. I was wrong.

Once I brought the eight artifacts together. It formed a ball of power. Then the magic inside rip through and took over my body.

Once it took over. I had very little control. The magic felt it had been abandoned by it's creators, and wanted to kill everything in sight. So to appease it. I began looking for scoundrels, murders rapist, thieves. Killing them until I could find away to destroy the Dark Magic.

Unfortunately I couldn't destroy it fast enough, because once I reached the peaceful village of Loanar. I had no one to kill. That's when The Dark Magic took over and killed everyone in the village.

After that happened. I became desperate to stop The Dark Magic. So I went to the largest Kingdom of Mordokia. The kingdom of Borad, and I declared war on their king. I figure fifty thousand of the most highly trained knights would be able to destroy me and The Dark Magic. Sadly I was wrong once again.

"I watched as The Dark Magic killed over fifty thousand soldiers. It was at that point, I knew nothing could stop it, and Mordokia was doomed."

"That is when The Red Woman appeared. She was a God from another world. The Dark Magic attempted to destroy her. The Red Woman was clever though. She used her magic, and locked us away for over Two thousand years."

"She then put me in a place far away from my world. Unfortunately for her, one of her kind who had lived on Mordokia found me. Actually that's unfortunate for you."

Billbo stared at Widow Maker, who remained silent. Fear was running through his mind as Billbo stared at him.

Billbo spoke again "Do you understand why I'm telling this to you? Hmm?" Billbo waited for answer, but got nothing. Billbo continued. "You see. I'm trapped. I can't leave The Dark Magic, and it can't leave me. So that means we are forever tied together. You have a way out of your bond. All you have to do is will it away. Take it from me. If you don't get rid of that bond. You will always be somebody's bitch."

[zarovichs]

my favourite part of curse of strahd was when he said "it's zorbin time" and zorbed all over those guys

[vivarin]

fuck?????!?!?

[hockeygossip101]

what was the deal with tyler seguin and that zoe willard / zorbin chick? saw that it was a mess but don’t really know. somehow came across her on tiktok and insta and it low key seems like she’s obsessed with him. so weird lol.

I don't know all that much about what happened with her. It was definitely messy and there's screenshots of her angry conversations with Tyler and videos of her saying she hates him and stuff. At some point I think she was also claiming that Tyler was the father of her child. She said that she got the initials of her baby daddy tattooed to her face and she has the TM so she must have realised that it wasn't him lol

[bringmetheverizons]

@rayah-sunshine you zorbin and me making sure you don’t fall over so you don’t hit ya head

A Roman Holiday (1889) by Frank Markham Skipworth

[transmogwow]

Ekate - Kult der Verdammten (eu) head: Irontide Captain's Hat neck: Heart of Azeroth shoulder: Tentacle-Laced Spaulders back: Parrotfeather Cloak chest: Raiment of the Blighted Tribe shirt: Sleeveless T-Shirt wrist: Honorbound Outrider's Bracers hands: Fathomstalker Handwraps waist: Cincture of the Azerite Arsenal legs: Deathsnap Breeches feet: Honorbound Outrider's Boots finger1: Ring of Endless Coils finger2: Ornate Elun'dris Ring trinket1: Notorious Aspirant's Emblem trinket2: Galecaller's Boon mainHand: Zorbin's Mega-Slicer offHand: Zorbin's Mega-Slicer

[aldensama]

I was offered to be in a part of  #ZRSNヤンキー tag in Twitter so if you are interested just search for the tag and you can find other people’s work. It’s basically zorbin and sanami yankee tag.

[coolcats100-blog]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8y7yN5_1XM)

[robinroronoa10296]

Olivia questions if she is worthy of the unexplainable love her parents have for her.

[c-h1pster-blog-blog]

Zorbin - Stornoway